eslea to AASHIK har shal fail hote hai……

college ke char devare me ajeb se khel hote hai
khel he khel me dilo ke mel hote hai
class room jaise jail hote hai
eslea to AASHIK har shal fail hote hai……

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HUMARI MAANGE

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya:
HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO

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Sorry BAJI

Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
Mai ne kaha Hasrat Tumari


Usne kaha Daktey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Surat Tumhari



Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Pooja Tumhari



Usne kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Mai ne kaha aisa hi sahi



Usne kaha chatey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Mohabbat Tumhari



Usne kaha Pachtaoge,
Mai ne kaha KismatHamari



Usne Kaha Married hoon mai.
Mai ne kaha
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Sorry BAJI

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Jaane kab sms send karoge

Jaane kab sms send karoge.
Send ke button pe
kab apna angoottha bend karoge,
Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya,
kab apni kanjoosi ka
"THE END", karoge.

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Time pass karna hy?

Time pass karna hy?

Khamoshi sy kichen my jaw

Cabnit my sy OiL nikalo

Kamry my ja k KAPRY utaro

Phr

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Purany kapry badal kar kichen my PAKORY banao

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Agar Bill Gates Ki Mummy

Agar Bill Gates Ki Mummy Bore Ho Gayi To Usse Kya Kahoge???
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Ans : Mother-Bored

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School mein bachche ke papa

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! ;-)

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Baniya Gave

Baniya Gave Matrimonial Add 4 His Daughter , Working At A Call Center.
"Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh's Highest Paid Call Girl.

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Height of disappointment

Height of disappointment : A woman finding out AFTER Long search on net that.....

Phillip's 21 inch
was actually a TV.??

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Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti

Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To

Woh Kaise?

Ldka Ldki Se Kehta

Hello Madam

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PAPPI TA DO

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Define a boss?

Question: Define a boss?

Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month . . . . .

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JAMES BOND

James Bond once met a dog in a jungle and said:

“i am Bond,
JAMES BOND”

Dog bites him and said:

“i am Kutta,
PAGAL KUTTA”

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bull and a cow

Teacher:A bull and a cow is grazing in the field..

Correct it!

Student:A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher:How?

Student:Ladies first ..

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