Girl:how much this dress costs

Girl:how much this dress costs
Shopkeper:5 kisses
girl:And how much this one?
SK:10 kisses
girl: Pack these 2dreses
my
DADY pay bill

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The coming year LKG poem..

The coming year LKG poem..

Twinkle twinkle little BAR.

How i wonder what a BAR.

Quarter rates r up so high

Drink a RUM with chicken fry.

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Banta-Whats ur Qualification

Banta-Whats ur Qualification
Santa-I'm PHD
Banta-Wht do u mean by PHD
Santa-Passed High School With Dificulty

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Sardar : Im not a fool

Sardar: sir,
i lost my
cheque book
Bank Manager:
Becareful,
anyone can put ur sign!
Sar : Im not a fool,
i hv already signed all the cheques

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Wife: i think our daughter fell in love wid sum 1.!

Wife: i think our daughter fell in love wid sum 1.!

Husband: how do u know.?

Wife: bcoz she is not asking pocket money..!

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Srdr in Bio-Practical Exam

Srdr in Bio-Practical Exam

Exminr:Tell da bird name by seeing its leg?

Sd:I dnt know

Ex:U failed
wats Ur name?

Sd:C my leg&tell

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Charile Chaplin words:

Charile Chaplin words:
"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy.
life smiles at u when u r happy.
But,Life salutes u when u make others happy

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Eyes: To Look at you

Eyes: To Look at you

Hands: To Pray for You

Mind: To Care for You

Heart: To Love You

&

Legs: To kick You if You forget me

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A girl came 2 college wearing jeans pant

A girl came 2 college wearing jeans pant,
the zip was open,a boy saw & told 2 her.Miss plz close ur TAJMAHAL door here my SHAJAHAN is dancing.......

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Arey! Deewano..

Arey! Deewano..

Mujhe pechhano.

kaha se aaya.

Mai Hun Kaun?

Mai hun
Mai hun


?

?

abey

dhakkan uper inbox me naam nahi dekha

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Time of Friendship

Cycle
o
;-/))_,
(*)<=(*)

Trin Trin..

paper paper.

"Times Of Friendship"

HeadLines:-
" Good Morning"
:-)'Have a Nice day':)


© Copyright 2008 to www.Mysmscollection.com.If any body want to use this sms u have to place a link back to www.mysmscollection.

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Everybody wants a friend

Everybody wants a friend

Sum 1 special
sum 1 nice
sum 1 cute
sum 1 smart
sum 1 sweet
sum 1 honest

Thabhi mai sonchu saare mere peeche kyu pade hai.

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Principal:All students must try 2 get above 95%

Principal:All students must try 2 get above 95%

Student: No sir we will try for 100%

Principal: R u joking.

Student: Who Started joking first

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Sacche doston ki teen nishaaniyan

Sacche doston ki teen nishaaniyan:

1) kameene kabhi phone nahi karenge.

2) Zaleel hass k SMS padhenge

3)Jithi bezzati ho jaye,basharam,msg pura padh k rahenge.

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Hamare muskurane ki wajeh aap ho

Hamare muskurane ki wajeh aap ho,
Hamari iss zindagi ka hissa aap ho,
Hame milegi jab bhi koin khushi,
Hum sounchenge khuda se yeh dua karne wale aap hou...

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A new ring tone 4 U

A new ring tone 4 U


Only 4 U

don't send it 2 others


only only 4 U

) " (
/ )..)....PURRR
L_/L_/

save Plz.

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Did I miss any Letter?

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T { } V W X Y Z.

Did I miss any Letter?

No..No..I have put (U) safely in my HEART my dear friend

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U stole My Memories

U stole My Memories,I Excused,
U stole My Laugh,I Excused,
U stole My Heart,I Excused,
But This Is Too Much Return My Dog's Biscuit,It Is Crying........

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Pyar bhara sms:-

Jab yaad teri atte hai,
hum toilet me beth k ro lete hain,
jab dabba ansuoon se bhar jaye to Hum us se apne gand dho lete ai...

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