Ek sardar roj subah pedh ki daali pe chadh ke baith jata tha.

Ek sardar roj subah pedh ki daali pe chadh ke baith jata tha.

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Bechara MBA kerke pagal ho gaya tha,apne ko BRANCH MANAGER samjta tha

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Santa: Arz Kiya Hai

Santa: Arz Kiya Hai
Banta: Irshaad Irshaad

Santa: Arz Kiya Hai
Banta: Irshaad Irshaad

Santa: Abe kutte bolne to de !
Banta: Wah ! wah !

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HSBC: Hum Sabse Bade Chor

HSBC: Hum Sabse Bade Chor

HDFC: Har Dum Fakir Chand

BOB: Bank of Bhikari's

IDBI: Itna Dhan Bina Income

SBI: Sab Bhikari Idhar

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Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab

Kal kare so aaj kar,
Aaj kare so ab.

Kal kare so aaj kar,
aaj kare so ab.

Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab

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Koi Din me karta hai

Koi Din me karta hai,
Koi Raat me karta hai,
kisi ka 2 Ghante me hota hai,
Kisi ka raat bhar bhi nahi hota,
Tum Kab Karte Ho?
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MOBILE CHARGING

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Sone ke kitne bhi tukade karlo uski kimat kam nahi hoti

Sone ke kitne bhi tukade karlo uski kimat kam nahi hoti,
Vaise hi aap jaise dost kitne bhi door ho,
AApki ahmiyat kam nahi hoti..

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Abe kutte 1 lineme bolna k BiWI chahiye

Bhakt: Bhagwan muje dard de,dukh de,tension de,mujhe barbad karde,mere piche panoti laga de.

Bhagwan: Abe kutte 1 lineme bolna k BiWI chahiye

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Man: "Doctor,I get heartburn every time i eat a birthday cake.

Sardar: "Doctor,I get heartburn every time i eat a birthday cake.

Doctor: "Next time,please take off the candles before you eat.."

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Teacher: Tell me 5 water animals

Teacher: Tell me 5 water animals

Sardar: Fish

Teacher: Good tell me more

Sardar: Fish ka Beta
Fish ki Ladki

aur Fish ke Maa Baap

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Koi Jhuka k marta he

Koi Jhuka k marta he

Koi Khade khade marta he

Koi deere deere marta he

Koi jldi jldi marta he

Tab jakar scooter start hota he

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Jis gali se tum gujro

Jis gali se tum gujro
Jis raah se gujro

Kuch aisa kar gujro
Ki har baar

Har gali se 1 hi aawaz aaye "Maro saale ko,Phir aa Gaya "

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Pappu at petrol pump- Bhai 10rs ka petrol dal de

Pappu at petrol pump- Bhai 10rs ka petrol dal de
Salesman: Bhai itna dalva k kaha jana he

Pappu: jana kaha he? Hum to aise hi paise udate he.

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SAAVDAN !

SAAVDAN !






VISHRAM...!

26 Jan nazdik aarahi hai...
Practise chalu rakhna...!

Jai Hind !

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Papa: Beta tum kyu ro rahe ho?

Papa: Beta tum kyu ro rahe ho?
Beta: teacher ne mara..

Papa: Tume kuch galti ki hodi !
Beta: nahi papa,me to chup chap so raha tha

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Grahak: Kamal he 1 gante phle tum is Bakri k 1000 Rupay Mang Rhe the

Grahak: Kamal he 1 gante phle tum is Bakri k 1000 Rupay Mang Rhe the
Ab kya Hua 1100 Rs Kyo mang rhe ho?

Santa: Ye mera 100Rs chaba gayi He

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Santa walking near forest he saw snake hanging on tree.

Santa walking near forest he saw snake hanging on tree.

SAnta: Sirf latkne se height nahi badegi mummy ko bolo COMPLAN Pilaye

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SARDAR ka ladka SARDAR ki marige video dekh k

SARDAR ka ladka SARDAR ki marige video dekh k

Hoye-Pape, Maine Bi Apni Shadi pe ItemGals NAchani He

SARDAR: Kute De Putra O TEri Mausi Hai

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Maine tumhe kutte pe essay likhne kaha tha

Teacher : Maine tumhe kutte pe essay likhne kaha tha, Kahan likha?

Sardar: Sir, kya karta jaise hi kutte pe pen rakhta tha,wo bhag jata tha..

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Bandar Bipasha ki bra chura kar ped par chad jata hai..

Bandar Bipasha ki bra chura kar ped par chad jata hai..

Bipasha Chillati ha" Niche daal na".

Bandar bola "Besharm shanti rakh shruwat upar se hoti h

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Bandar Bipasha ki bra chura kar ped par chad jata hai..

Bandar Bipasha ki bra chura kar ped par chad jata hai..

Bipasha Chillati ha" Niche daal na".

Bandar bola "Besharm shanti rakh shruwat upar se hoti h

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Jungle me sab janwar ga rahe the:

Jungle me sab janwar ga rahe the:

PAN PARAH PAN MASALA

Bas

Giraffe nahi ga raha

Kyu?

Kyu k:

Unche log Unchi Pasand

MANIKCHAND...

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Naukar: Apko mujhpar Bharosa Nahi Hai?

Naukar: Apko mujhpar Bharosa Nahi Hai?

Raman: Sari Chabiyan To Mej par Hi Rahti Hain.

Naukar: Lekin Unme se Ek Bhi Locker Ki Nahi Hai..

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Beta: PApa log chand per gaye hum suraj per jayengay.

Beta: PApa log chand per gaye hum suraj per jayengay.

Papa: Suraj ki garmi se hum jal jayengay.

Beta: Koi bat nahi hum raat min jayengay..

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Call rates Ab Dimag k size k Hisab se Hogi.

"OFFER"

Call rates Ab Dimag k size k Hisab se Hogi.

Jitna chota Dimag Utni Kam Call Rates

Congrates,

You Are Chosen "FREE CALLS"

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Call rates Ab Dimag k size k Hisab se Hogi.

"OFFER"

Call rates Ab Dimag k size k Hisab se Hogi.

Jitna chota Dimag Utni Kam Call Rates

Congrates,

You Are Chosen "FREE CALLS"

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Baap: Beta aaj asman se 1 pari aayegi

Baap: Beta aaj asman se 1 pari aayegi
or tume chhoti munni gift dekar jayegi.

Beta: Abbu chodu mat banao,
hospital jao ammi ki delivery hone wali hai

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Pyar to paint jaise he par " FRIENDSHIP "

Pyar to paint jaise he par " FRIENDSHIP "

"Chaddi" jaise hai.

Qki. Paint phatb jaye to "Chaddi" izzat bacha leti he..

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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,

Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
Isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hu.

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Gajar lo,Kela lo

Gajar Lo
Kela Lo

Tori Lo
Muli Lo

Kaddu Lo
Bhindi Lo

Baigan Lo
Khira Lo

Kakri Lo

Bhai Shahab apki Gand
Hai jo marji Lo...

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Bandar pakdnewala aya he

Kaha Ho?



Jaha ho wahi rahana
2-3 ghante tak bahar nat nikalna

Q. ki bahar bandar pakdnewala aya he
ab thanx bol ke rulayega.....

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