Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

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Tajmahal dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota

Tajmahal dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota, Tajmahal dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota, apna b bank balance hota, agar dada ashiq na hota.

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Sardar:My grandfather is 90 years old & still doesn't use glasses!

Sardar:My grandfather is 90 years old & still doesn't use glasses!
Friend:How is it possible?
Sardar:He drinks directly from bottle.

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Sardar: But the Hutch network is Folowing

Dog was Chasing Sardar,
Sardar runs, but Laughing,

A Man asked y r u Laughing?
Sardar replied:I hav put Airtel Sim, but the Hutch network is Folowing...

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Sardar: But the Hutch network is Folowing

Dog was Chasing Sardar,
Sardar runs, but Laughing,

A Man asked y r u Laughing?
Sardar replied:I hav put Airtel Sim, but the Hutch network is Folowing...

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A sardar sent a SMS to Customer care.

I sent u many messages, but u did not reply even single msg. Now iam deleting ur no. Good BYE....
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A sardar sent this to Customer care.

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Banta: I have n't slept all nite in the train.

Banta: I have n't slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Yes ?
Banta: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did n't U Xchnged?
Banta: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth.

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Two Birds Sitting On A Tree

Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.

Why?

Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga

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Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap ?

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?

Kiyon ki, barish jo ho rahi hai

aur barish main to

sab hi maindak khush hotay hain

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Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

;****;
o( @..@ )o
“(—)”
Paichan kaun?

Bandar bi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

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Q: Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?

Q: Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?
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Ans: Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.

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Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban na Pasand Karoge ?

,Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban na Pasand Karoge ?
Santa : "A Cockroach"
Banta: Why?
Santa: Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Ha

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What will happen if bollywood actress contest elections

What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In India.?

Politics Will Become Transparent

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If DHONI & SANIA Marry

If DHONI And SANIA Marry,
What Will Be Their Son’s Name? ?
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.So Simple Yaar ' DHANIYA '

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Q: Why Tendulkar married an Elder Woman & Kumble married divorced woman?

Q: Why Tendulkar married an Elder Woman & Kumble married divorced woman?

Ans: Its because:
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.Batsman Love LOOSE BALLS &

Spinners Love USED BALL

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Q: Why Tendulkar married an Elder Woman & Kumble married divorced woman?

Q: Why Tendulkar married an Elder Woman & Kumble married divorced woman?

Ans: Its because:
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.Batsman Love LOOSE BALLS &

Spinners Love USED BALL

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Shoaib akhtar says : main india ja kar pakistan ka naam roshan karunga

Shoaib akhtar says : main india ja kar pakistan ka naam roshan karunga

why?

why?

Because: pakistan main light jo nahi hoti…

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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?

Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now commentator told 'beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar'

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Agar 'Bruce Lee' Galiyon Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghoomta

Agar 'Bruce Lee' Galiyon Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghoomta To Log Usey Kia Kehte … ?
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“Mawa Lee” …

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Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office.

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office.

Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai.

Officer- Sorry Madam Hum

Public Property Per Insurance Nahi Karte.

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Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai

Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 Bikes Hai,

4 Bunglow Hai,

3 Farmhouse Hai,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai

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Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do

Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

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Confidence On Self-

Confidence On Self-

“I Am I N D E E D A K I N G Because I Know How To Rule

M Y S E L F”

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What is confidence?? 5 boys decided to propose a girl

What is confidence??
5 boys decided to propose a girl,
4 came wit roses,
1 came with pandit..!!
now tht's confidence...Got it.

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Whenever you are criticized, Don't get upset

Whenever you are criticized, Don't get upset. Always remember this...
"No stones are thrown on a fruitless tree"

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A Ship is alwayz safe at the Shore

Most Inspirational Sentence: "A Ship is alwayz safe at the Shore, but it is not built for that".

So,try your level best and en power the stamina you have in your body

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Only one boy came with an umbrella "that is called Confidence".

Once all village People decided to pray for rain, on d day of prayers all assembled,only one boy came with an umbrella "that is called Confidence".

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Nothing can be changed by 'Changing the Face'

Nothing can be changed by
'Changing the Face'
But...
Everything can bechanged by
"Facing the Change" .

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If victory is certain then even a coward can fight

If victory is certain then even a coward can fight, But the real brave is the one who still dares to fight when his defeat is certain.

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Victory is not the property of brilliants.

Victory is not the property of brilliants.
It is the crown for those

who bow themselves
in front of hard work & confidence !

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We r all born in this world for some special Purpose

We r all born in this world for some special Purpose.. None of us r waste. So, Dont be a prisoner of past. Be an architect of ur future.

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After failing twice, Edmund Hillary challenged Mt.Everest

After failing twice, Edmund Hillary challenged Mt.Everest "I ll come again &conquer u,bcoz as a mountain u cant grow but as a human, i can.

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Hunger wakes u 2 work.

Hunger wakes u 2 work.
Failure makes u 2 achieve.
Poverty pushes u 2 earn.
Problems keep u alert.
Its just +ve attitude that makes lif sweeter & worthier!

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Eagle avoids the rain by flying above the clouds

When it rains all birds will fly for shelter
But eagle avoids the rain by flying above the clouds
Problem is common
ATITUDE makes diference

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A bird have confidance on its own wings

A bird sitting on the branch of a tree is not afraid of the branch breaking Bcoz the bird trust not the branch but its own wings.

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Man cannot discover new oceans

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.

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