Machher ne kaha Insaan se

Machher ne kaha Insaan se,
Na Maro humein jaan se jang chhid jayegi,
Dudhmani bad jayegi,
Agar aap mein junun hai,
To hamari ragon mein bhi aapka hi khoon Hai.

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Talak k baad bachha mera:

Talak k baad bachha mera:

Husband: Bachha main rakhunga.
Wife Boli: Boodh mera, Handi meri,jara sa "khatta" (Jaag) kya dal dia pura dahi tera ho gaya?

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A smalll poem especially for you

A smalll poem especially for you..
Ross are Red ...
Tulips are Blue...
When God was giving Brains...
where the Hell were You ?

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bacteria ki kasam - I MISS U

Purani haveli ki giri hui diwar pe tange hue badsurat photo ke piche chupi hui gandhi chipkali ki tuti hui poonch me baithe badbudaar bacteria ki kasam - I MISS U

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When god made the man first

When god made the man first,
He got jealous with the happiness man had by living alone?
So..he made a woman

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Wife:Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl

Wife:Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl,
Husband: Then what happened ?
Wife: I just kep on admiring her,on and on..
Husband(gets irritated) : What happened then ?
Wife smiled and said: I Moved away from the mirror

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Samunder bhar course hai

John Abraham went 2 court 2 prove he is the most hand some person on the earth

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Samunder bhar course hai

Samunder bhar course hai,
Nadibhar padh pate hain,
Baltibhar yaad reheta hai,
Mug bhar likh pate hai,
Chulu bhar number aate hai,usme doob kar mar jate hain

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Jin se basi Janaki

Jin se basi Janaki,
Rum me nase Ram,
Whisky me base Wishnu, Aur
Shampaign me base shyam.
Kis kis ka tyaag karu main,
har bottle me bhagwan

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Khidki Khuli zulfein udi,

Khidki Khuli zulfein udi,
Socha husan a yaar ka deedar tha,
Par zulfein hati to kismat foot vo to nahaya hua sardar tha

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Yeh hamari Fltu SMS seva hei.

NAMASKAR...

Yeh hamari Fltu SMS seva hei.
Isme hum logon ko waqt be waqt Disturb karte hei.
Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye dhanyawad.
Ab apna kaam kijiye..Good Luck.

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2 sardar on phone

2 sardar on phone:

1st: Hallo,kaun bol raha hai?

2nd: Main bol raha hu.

1st: Oy kya kamal ki baat hai,idharse bhi main hi bol raha hu.

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woman to another: Somebody told me that u r going to marry third time?

woman to another: Somebody told me that u r going to marry third time?

She replies: Yes, u r right,Because my first husband was loved by God and second husband

loved by a woman in my neighborhood

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School mein master ne chote sardar se pucha

School mein master ne chote sardar se pucha,
"Jisme koi kami na ho usse kya kehte hain?

Chota sardar bola-"Kami-na"

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Husband - Good Idea.Take the Dog with you

Wife to Husband- I feel Like taking a long quiet walk in the moonlight

Husband - Good Idea.Take the Dog with you

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Sirf aap ko gud morning

Aap ko..

Hum Aap Ko

Sirf Aapko

aur Aapko

are aap Ko

Aap ko baba aap ko

Aap ko only aapko

Gud Morning Keh Rahe Hai

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A very Original Good Morning wish, Only for you...

A very Original Good Morning wish, Only for you...

Beware of cheap dublicates..I'm the only authorized dealer for Good Morning Wishes..

So take it only from me

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Please take bath by due date to avoid Khujli,Dandruf

Dear Subscriber,
Good Morning,Ur due date to take bath for this month is 2 days.
Please take bath by due date to avoid Khujli,Dandruf & remain hygenic.

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Kabhi Garmi kabhi sardi

Kabhi Garmi kabhi sardi ye to kudrat ke nazare hai.
Pyase to woh be reh jate hai jo samunder ke knare hain.

....Good Morning Ji.

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Iam not a clock that can sms u 24 Hours

Iam not a clock that can sms u 24 Hours.
But may heart will be like a clock,
That will care and pray 24 hours 4 a friend.
.......Good Morning

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Start the day with deep breath

Start the day with deep breath.
Inhale all the love and goodness of god.
Exhale the tears,fears & all worries then,think of me and smile

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Good morning Full Form

G - Get Up
O - Open Ur Eyes
O - Out Of Ur Bed
D - Day has Risen
M - Merry Life
O - Old Dreams cum true
R - Rise & Shine
N - New Friends
I - Ideas if Life
N - New Future
G - GUD Day 4U :)

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Kam Hamara Aur Naam Tumhara

Ab aap bi ban sakte hai apni GIRLFRIEND K BACHE K Baap,

Wo bi Bina Mehnat k, Bas Dial Kare Aur Bataye

GIRLFRIEND ka Address.."Kam Hamara Aur Naam Tumhara.

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