Fun Entertainment online - Wallpapers,Gossips,Funny SMS,..........: 01/03/09

Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna

Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,
hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.
Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,
per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.

Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga

Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.
Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,
Jab humne apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga
usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai

Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai,
Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai,
yeh nahi kehte ki roj milo,
bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai

You can fall from a mountain

You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a tree,
But the best way to fall,
Is to fall in love with me.’

When Someone Loves You

When Someone Loves You,
U Never Realize It,
When You Realize It,
Its Too Late,
You Always Love The One,
That Leaves You,
And Leave The One,
That Loves You.

Heart can skip beat for a while

Heart can skip beat for a while,
Memories can be kept in a file,
A desert can replace the nile,
But nothing can stop a smile,
When your name comes on my mobile.

Kashish honi chaiye yaad karne ki

Kashish honi chaiye yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jate hain.
Waqt hona chaiye sath guzarne ke liye,
bahane to apne aap ban jate hain..

Jagaya unhone aisa ki aaj tak so na sake

Jagaya unhone aisa ki aaj tak so na sake,
Rulaya unhone aisa ke sabke samne ro bhi na sake,
Jaane kya baat thi unme,
Jabse mana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sake.

Palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi

Palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi,
woh sochte hai hum roye hi nahi,
woh puchte hai khwabon me kise dekhte ho,
hum hai ki ek umr se soye hi nahi…

Tere pyaar mein mere sanam

Tere pyaar mein mere sanam,
hum khud se mulaquat kar bhete
Chalte chalte bas yunhi achanak,
hum zindagi se mulaquat kar bhete.

Darta huin kahin main pagal na ban jaoin

Darta huin kahin main pagal na ban jaoin,

teekhi nazar aur sunahre roop ka kayal na ban jaoin,
ab bas bhi kar zalim kuch to raham kha mujhe per,
chali ja meri nazro se door kahin main shayar na ban jaoin

Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah

Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah
Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye,

Seh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale
Teri Rahon main phool bhichane ke liye..

Unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain

Unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain,
vo ek nazar se kitne armaan jaga dete hain,
ishq to unko bhi hai humse ye jaanta hain hum,
phir bhi na kah kar kyoin vo iss dil ko saza dete hain

Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na

Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,
Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,
Poora Ho tera Har Khwab,
Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na…

Gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye

Gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye,
ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,
humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko,
vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai

Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai.

Judai aap ki rulati rahegi

Judai aap ki rulati rahegi,
yaad aapki aati rahegi..pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
per jab tak jism me jaan hai..
har saans pyar k wade nibhate rahenge !!!

Tum kitne Saal Se Jalebi bana rahe ho ?

Halwai : 30 saal se..!

Santa : Badi sharam ki baat haiTumse aaj tak Jalebi Sidhi nahi Bani ?

Dur nigaho se bar bar jaya na karo

Dur nigaho se bar bar jaya na karo,
Dil Ko is tarah tadpaya mat karo,
tum bin Ek pal bhi Jee na payenge Hum,
Yeh Ehsaas bar bar Dilaya na karo…

Agar jawab doge to baat karenge!

Agar jawab doge to baat karenge!
Nahi doge to intezar karenge!
DOSTI ki hai aapse isliye marte dam tak
aap ko har pal YAAD karenge….

Royegi aankhe Muskurane ke baad

Royegi aankhe Muskurane ke baad,
Aayegi raat Din Dhal jane ke baad,
O Janewale Zara mud ke Dekh,
Shayad Yeh ZINDAGI hii Na Rahe Tere Jaane Ke Baad.

Hum raat ki tanhai mai unhe yaad kiya kartehai

Hum raat ki tanhai mai unhe yaad kiya kartehai
aur sitaro se unka zikar kiya karte hai
woh aaye na aaye khawbo mai
fir bhi hum unka intezar kiya karte hai…

A kiss is a contraction of the mouth

A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an enlargement of the heart.

nothing is more sweeter than kissing you

Roses are red, violets are blue, nothing is more sweeter than kissing you.

A kiss is not really a good kiss until it consists of 4 elements:

A kiss is not really a good kiss until it consists of 4 elements: honesty, responsibility, respect, and last but not least, love.

You have kissed my lips

You have kissed my lips, and left an imprint on my heart.

woman loses hers after four kisses

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks. A woman loses hers after four kisses.

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one.

when u kiss a British girl she says "kiss me softly"

when u kiss a British girl she says "kiss me softly"
when u kiss a American girl she says "kiss me hardly"
and
when u kiss a Pakistani girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na" (Don"t tell anybody)

Kiss: Demand is always higher than the supply

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you

if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love. thanks god an angel came into my life!

Those luscious lips I love to kiss

My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss

U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk.

U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i"ll kiss ur lips without fear. u"ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

TaLk 2 me wHen i"m boReD, kiSS me wHen i"m saD

TaLk 2 me wHen i"m boReD, kiSS me wHen i"m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i"m sTill Alive...

Kis kis ne kis kisko kis kis mehphil mein KISS kiya

Kis kis ne kis kisko kis kis mehphil mein KISS kiya

Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya

Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

What is a kiss? In view of Geometry:

What is a kiss? In view of Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...

Got a gift 4 u! No cost! No batteries required!

Got a gift 4 u! No cost! No batteries required! Tax free, performs silently, extremely personal! Fully returnable! Its a kiss from ME 2 U!!

Darling! i love u..

Darling! i love u..
u r so far
i miss u...
really i miss u...
bcoz i want 2 kiss u!.........

A PAGE IS YELLOW IN WHICH U WILL FIND A FELLOW

A PAGE IS YELLOW IN WHICH U WILL FIND A FELLOW WHO WILL KISS U UNDER THE PILLOW.

Give me one kiss to go to sleep

Give me one kiss to go to sleep.
Give me two kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses to, when I wake up in the morning, think of you as the last kiss I never forget it.

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass,
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion

What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetation,
in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

Kissing you baby is my dream.

Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

what kisses mean !

what kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!

Question : Why do girls close ther eyes while kissing

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

A kiss is not a kiss unless...

A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…

Whats life ? Life is love.

Whats life ?
Life is love.

Whats love ?
Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

A sardar saw a beautiful girl and kissed

A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: Stupid,what are you doin?
Sardar:B.Com Final Year…

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous - Ingrid Bergman

Benefits of Kissing:

Changes taste

Burns Calories

Lips never go dry

Relieves Stress

Makes face muscles strong

............So KEEP KISSING

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Sharab Samaaj Ka 1 Dushman Hai

Sharab Samaaj Ka 1 Dushman Hai,
Aoao Milke Is Dushman Ko Khatam Karen Gay.

Ek Botal Tum Khatam Karo,
Ek Botal Hum Khatam Karen Gay.

Baap:Beta college mein tune kaun se 2 mushkil kam sikhe?

Baap:Beta college mein tune kaun se 2 mushkil kam sikhe?
Beta:
1)Danto se beer ki botle kholna.
2)tez BIKE me bhi 1 TILi se cigret jalana

Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya!

Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya!
Family walo Ne Akele Bithaya
Santa: BehanJi!
Aap kitne Bhai-Behan Ho?
Ladki:
Pehle 3 the,
Ab
4 Ho Gaye..!

Pappu-Bapu idhar aa.

Pappu-Bapu idhar aa.
Pappu's Dad-Aise nahin bolte beta
daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.

Pappu-Bapu,izzat ke sath idhar aaja

A sardar & a wife were walking outside

A sardar & a wife were walking outside when the wife said, "Oh look at the dead bird!!!"
The sardar looked at sky & said, "Where, Where"???

SANTA=aji aaj barsat ka din hai

SANTA=aji aaj barsat ka din hai,
koi aisi romantic baat kaho
k mere pair zameen pe na rahe
Wife: aji "FAANSI" laga lo.

Paise do is SMS ke jaldi

*,
( '.')
<)(> I Mis U
!!

,*,
( '.')
!)(? Do u miss me?
!!

,*,
(-_-) No?
!)(>
?/

ok Fine
Paise do is SMS ke jaldi

Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai

Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai,

vo love letter me likhta hai

DEAR Sister...

I LOV U

Tumhara Munna BHAI...!

SARDAR: beta ye kaisi machis lekar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi?

SARDAR: beta ye kaisi machis lekar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi?
SON: kya baat karte ho papa sub check karke toh laya hoon

Sat rango se bana INDRADHANUSHYA

Sat rango se bana INDRADHANUSHYA

Sat suron se bani SARAGAM

Aur

Sat Aksharon se bana hai apana bandhan

*F=R=I=E=N=D=S*

Bhoot ka Beta apni Maase:Maa main kitna Daravna hun?

Bhoot ka Beta apni Maase:Maa main kitna Daravna hun?

Maa:Beta jyada Ghamand achha nahi,abhi tune msg padne wale ko Nahi dekha.

Agar 2 pipal k ped ko 1 rassi se bandha jaye to us rassi ko kya kahege?

Agar 2 pipal k ped ko 1 rassi se bandha jaye to us rassi ko kya kahege?

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"NOKIA
connecting pipal

Mom:Baap pe gaya hai MAAR hi khayega.

Mom:Beta Laddu
khayega?
Beta:na
Mom: Mithai khayega?
Beta:na
Mom:Icecream khayega?
Beta:na
Mom:Baap pe gaya hai
MAAR hi khayega.

Santa: CHEEL ko English main kya kehte hain?

Santa: CHEEL ko English main kya kehte hain?

Banta:EAGLE

Santa:Agar Cheel Bimar ho jaye to?

Banta: ILLEGAL!

SARDAR: kaise jau bahar kutta he!!

SARDAR ko gun leke darvaje pe khada dkh
WIFE Kaha ja raheho?
SARDAR: sher ka shikar krne
WIFE: to jao
SARDAR: kaise jau bahar kutta he!!

Raat Ho Chuki Hai..

Raat Ho Chuki Hai..
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Button dabane se
Subah Nahi Hogi
Chup Chap
So Jao
GOOD NIGHT

Mubarak Ho Apkon"DIWALI" ka tyohar.

Ram ki Jeet
ravan ki haar,
Suraj ki Kirne Khushiyon ki Bauchhar,
Chandan ki Khushboo
Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho
Apkon"DIWALI" ka tyohar.

Ek sardar jab exam dene gaya to sath me plumber ko le gaya

Ek sardar jab exam dene gaya to sath me plumber ko le gaya
Ky0n?
Socho!!!

kyu k usko khabar milli thi ke paper LEAK hua hai.

Koi apko Pagal Kahe

Koi apko Pagal Kahe

To Dukhi Mat Hona

Afsos Mat Karna, Rona B Nhi,Darna B Mat

Himmat Se Khade Ho K Puchna

Tumhe kaise pata chala

1Rat 1Kanjus K Ghar Aag Lgi Thi

1Rat 1Kanjus K Ghar Aag Lgi Thi
Wo Apne Ghar Ko Bacha Nahi Saka
U knw Y?

Coz Wo Raatbhar FIRE BRIGADE Tolfree Nu Par Mis Cal deta raha!

Tumhari yaad main is kadar rote hain

Tumhari yaad main is kadar rote hain
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.
Ki . . .

Padosi hamare aansuo se bartan dhote hain..

Pehle Chitthi k Badle Tar AataTha

Pehle Chitthi k Badle Tar AataTha
1 Bulave Pe Mera Yar AataTha
Ab To Padh K Delet Karte He Mere smsKo
1 Wqt Tha Jab Har SmS Ka Jawab Aata

Santa Train Ki Patri Pe So Gaya..

Santa Train Ki Patri Pe So Gaya..

1Admi-Train Aayegi To Mar Jayega.

S-Plane Upar Se Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua To Train Kya Chiz Hai.

Kabhi Yad Aaye To fone Kar Lena

Kabhi Yad Aaye To fone Kar Lena
Paise Kam Ho To SmS Kar Lena
Agar Ye Bhi Na Kar Sake To
FONE dahi Me Dalkar Vibration On Karke LASSI Pi L

Who said english is easy?

Who said english is easy?
Fill in the blank with YES or No.
1.-----I don"t have brain.
2.-----I dont have sence.
3.-----I am stupid..!

Hichkiya Q Mujhe Aane Lagi Hai

Hichkiya Q Mujhe Aane Lagi Hai
Fizaon Se Bhi Siskiya Aane Lagi Hai
Ye Sochkar Dil Hai Bahut Khush
Qki Meri Bhi Yaad Kisi Ko Aane Lagi hai

Santa is opening a college!

Santa is opening a college!

The name of the college is!

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Santa a Singh Girls college for boys!!

Santa (Gusse Se): Mai Kal Tujhe Dekh Lunga!

Santa (Gusse Se): Mai Kal Tujhe Dekh Lunga!

Banta: Abe Aaj Hi Q Nhi Dekh Leta?

Santa: Aaj Mai Apna Chasma Ghar Bhul Aaya Hun!

Milna Bichadna Sab Kismat Ka Khel

Milna Bichadna Sab Kismat Ka Khel He Kabhi Nafrat kabhi Dilo Ka Mel He
Bik jata hai har Rishta duniya me
Sirf DOSTI hi yahan
"NOT 4 SALE" hai

Santa was Reding a blank paper

Santa was Reding a blank paper
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
S: Meri Grlfrd Ka Love Leter
B: Magar Ye To Khali Hai?
S: Aaj-kal Hum Baat Nahi Karte

India Me kaun Si DEVI Ka Konsa PRASAD Famous he

India Me kaun Si DEVI Ka Konsa PRASAD Famous he

Think.

Socho

Pata Nhi

Suno

RABADI Devi Ka LALU Prasad

Sardarni : Oye ji, Sunte ho, utho utho, raat ke 2 baje hai

Sardarni : Oye ji, Sunte ho, utho utho, raat ke 2 baje hai

Sardar : kyu uthaya mujhe

Sardarni : Aap nind ki goli Lena to bhul hi gaye!

A astronomer was watching the sky

A astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa was observing him,Suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that santa shouted,"What a short your made!"

D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN

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Rose for you

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i send this fish as a sign of friendship

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i send this fish as a sign of friendship , plz take care of it , keep it in ur MOBILE.
Daily put ur MOBILE in the water. so that the fish won't die !

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP MONTH

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP MONTH ! Send this star
_/l_
>’.’<>

Caring for a friend is like a tree

¤’¤,
,¤’¤’¤, Caring for
””V/””a friend is
,,,)(,,, like a tree!
it’s not
measured
by how tall
it could be
but
by how
d roots
have grown

Wish u a great day

(ü)smilin
(!.!)cryin
(’;’)angry
(’:’)bored
(’-’)proud
(’o’)hungry
(”,)happy
(’?’)confused
(-.-)sleepy
whatever ü feel,
i still wish ü a great day.

May this new year candle give

. ‘ , ‘ . may this
, () . new year
. i i candle
.*l j* give u &
ur family HIS
LIGHT, PEACE,
LOVE, HAPPINESS
& PROSPERITY!
hav a blessed
year 2o10!

Feeling sorry for yourself

Feeling sorry for yourself,
and you present condition,
is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have.

Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them

Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.

Anytime you are angry that breaks my heart

Anytime you are angry that breaks my heart but my heart will never stop to love you..... sorry for that

Magroor rehne walo sadgi hum se sikho

Magroor rehne walo sadgi hum se sikho.
kush rehne walo udaasi hum se sikho.
Larae karne walo mafi mangna hum se sikho.

When asked: “what is forgiveness?”

A little girl gave this lovely reply: “Its the sweet scent a flower gives after being crushed”.

Agar Koi Galti Ghustakhi Wagaira Ho Gai Ho Tu

Plz

Mafi maang lo….

Me bahut reham dil ka hun..

Remember the good times we had spent together

Remember the good times we had spent together,
and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...

When you realize you have made a mistake

When you realize you have made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

In some families, please is described as the magic word

In some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was sorry.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’

The word politics is derived from the word 'poly',
meaning: 'many'.

and the word tics,
meaning: 'blood sucking parasites'.

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’

The word politics is derived from the word 'poly',
meaning: 'many'.

and the word tics,
meaning: 'blood sucking parasites'.

Wot letters r missin in H__RT?

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!

Hello!Im a little alien called Ted

Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.
I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.

And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!

KHAAL MAIN KABHEE BAKREE THEE

Srak py jaty huay KHAALON (leather) kay dhar ko daykh kay main nay sochaa
batao kia?
?
Sochoo
itz so easy
KHAAL MAIN KABHEE BAKREE THEE

HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED

HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down*
HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*

NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?

Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka

mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka,
Deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka,

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo,
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V

Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V ,
M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray
main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.

Kuch log thodi der karte hain

Kuch log thodi der karte hain,
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai
unka
Mobile Charge

A daughter sends a telegram to her father

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her
clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:
your daughter has been successful in BED

Judge: Why did you attacked that young man ?

Judge: Why did you attacked that young man?
Old lady: He grabbed me, took my clothes off,
threw me on the bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!

Question: Aadi raat ko logon ko kya karna chaiye?

Zara Sucho

Sucho sucho...

Han kya huwa?

itna bi nai jante

Arey bhai logo ko SONA chaiye.

Question: Aadi raat ko logon ko kya karna chaiye?

Zara Sucho

Sucho sucho...

Han kya huwa?

itna bi nai jante

Arey bhai logo ko SONA chaiye.

Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha

Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,iSi Liya Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.
I aM Talking About “KADD”/Hight

You naughty boy...

I think iam disturbing you sorry...!

this is my last msg & i will not msg u anymore.

..........Good bye................

Never expect that from me i’m born to disturb u

My Thumb Never Pains While Typing Sms for U

My Thumb Never Pains While Typing Sms for U But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing Until
I see “Msg Delivrd” to you
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.
.

nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jaenge na..

Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon

Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon,
Din raat maaroon,
Subho-wa-shaam maaroon,
1 jaga 8/10 maaroon,
Maarta rahun,
Daro mat miss call maarne ki baat kar raha hun