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2 sardar sending sms their GF

1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?

2nd:no

1st:Why?

2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to?

Ek Raat, ek Chor

Sardar ke Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola

SONA kaha he?

Sardar:- Ullu ke patthe,

pura Ghar khaali he kahi bhi jaake SOJA

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,

and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,

yu aansoo na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to,

sidhe upar chale aana

Teacher: Pappu ladkiyon say baat nahi karta hai.

Batao is sentence mei 'Pappu' kya hai?

Student: Sir Pappu ullu ka patha hai!

Wht is 143?

I lov you No

I hate U No

I miss U No

I wish U NO

143 means

ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE

Naam Duba diya school ka..?

A beautiful girl was passing by..

Santa : Kya maal hai yaar

Banta : Arey haa maal se yaad aaya bhabiji kaisi hai ?

SARDAR bank lutne gaye par gun bhul gaye fir bhi bank loot liya Kaise?
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kyuki mangr bhi SARDAR tha.bola gun kal dikhana..

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