Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dund Raha Hu

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Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.

Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.
Once pigeon came with no msg.
Angry Banta calls Santa!

Santa: Oye ! it was a missed call

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Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA kar awunga

Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA karawunga fir MA fir P.HD karwunga,Fir badya nokri dilaunga.

Banta: Fir aacha sa rista dek k uski shaadi bi kara dena

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Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ''The heart of the country' ?

Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ''The heart of the country' ?

Banta: It beats, beats & beats...

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Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega?

Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega?

Banta : Kuch B nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte

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Banta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja ?

Banta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja?
Santa: oye! mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai

" Please Try Letter 'later' "

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Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, not my friend

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Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya?

Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya?

Santa: kiun ootayon ? 30 rupaiye de key gana luwaya ae ohnu tera peo sune ga?

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Santa: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni bari

Santa: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni bari,
phone kitta par tu chukaya hi nai.
Banta: Kyun Chukan?
Jehra mein 30 ruaye da gana,
Lagwaya hai oh teri maa sunegi.

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Santa: Yaar me apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai ki devan

Santa: Yaar me apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai ki devan,
Banta: Gold ring dede,
Santa: koi vadi chiz das yaar,
Banta: Tan fer mrf ka tayre dede

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Santa cycle ke break hath me lekar nach rha tha

Santa cycle ke break hath me lekar nach rha tha.

Banta: ye kya kar rahe santa ji?

Santa: Oye..! Break Dance kar raha hun.

tum b kar lo.

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A Banta said something in Santa’s ear

A Banta said something in Santa’s ear and Santa died.

Take a wild guess,Wat did he say ?





‘Dhishkiyaon’

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Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the

Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the,
Santa : Aab bus hua.
hum khel band karte hain.
Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara ghoda,
aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.

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Tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..

Santa-are subah subah ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?
Banta-dikhta nahi ye kutta he?
Santa-are mein tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..

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Santa: Arz Kiya Hai

Santa: Arz Kiya Hai
Banta: Irshaad Irshaad

Santa: Arz Kiya Hai
Banta: Irshaad Irshaad

Santa: Abe kutte bolne to de !
Banta: Wah ! wah !

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Santa: Roz subh 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain..

Santa: Roz subh 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain..

Banta: Are wah,Wo kaise ?..

Santa: Mai Girls College Bus Ka Driver Hoon...

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Santa: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nhi h warna Me Tujhe Chai

Santa: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nhi h warna Me Tujhe Chai Zarur pilata

Banta: Are yaar Kabhi to DHOODH Market se le liya Karo!!

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Hoi, Hoi, Happy Sankranti and Pongal

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Hoi, Hoi, Happy Sankranti and Pongal

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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.

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Santa- Wo dekh teri biwi ko saam kaat rahaa hai

Santa- Wo dekh teri biwi ko saam kaat rahaa hai.
Banta- Arey tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hog

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