Fun Entertainment online - Wallpapers,Gossips,Funny SMS,..........: 01/11/09

Mukesh said to Anil Ambani,"I want to kiss ur wife"

Mukesh said to Anil Ambani,"I want to kiss ur wife"

Anil replied "Ok but 40 paise/min..

Anil's wife Shouted,"don't cheat him,Reliance to Reliance is free.

A man is doing push ups Exercise on a beach

A man is doing push ups Exercise on a beach,
Drunk Man Starts Laughing and Say:

Sorry to tll you but the women under u has already LEFT.

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du..

My Heart beats for you,My Love Love...

Falon ke raja ko AAm kahte he

Falon ke raja ko AAm kahte he,

Dopher k Baad k Samay ko SHAM kahte h,

Raksha kare oose Ram Kahte h,

Aur..

Jo SMS ka Jawab na de oose ZANDU BAAM khte hai.

Boy: Ladkiya pepsi ki tarah hoti he

Boy: Ladkiya pepsi ki tarah hoti he,Jitna pio utna zada maza ata he.

Girl: Ladke juice ki tarah hote he,jab maza ane lagta he to khatm ho jate ha.

Chuha express her love to Sherni

Chuha: I love u

Sherni: Abey,Apni Aukaat Bhul Gaya Hai Kya..??

Chua: Arey pagli, Aukaat pe Mat ja,

Confidence Dekh Confidence.

Ek conductor ki shaadi ho rahi thi..

Ek Conductor ki shaadi ho rahi thi,
Jub dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith,
Ek sawari aur baith sakti hai...

Mags For Girls:

Msgs for Girls:

Do not play with Street Dogs,U may get Rabies &

Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..

Don't Love Airtel Girl,She will do magic on you

Don't Love Airtel Girl,She will do magic on you,
Don't Love BSNL Girl,She has connection with all INDIAN's,

Don't Love IDEA Girl,She Can Change your Life,
Don't Love HUTCH Girl,She Fallow you where Ever you Go..

So Love Only Land Line Girl,She will Be at Home,

Gud Morning...

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi
Hospital gaye to Dr. ne kaha k 'Test' Honge,

Santa:Inki umar zyada hai,Test nahi 1 Day ya T-20 karwa lo

Na ZUBAN Se
Na CARD Se
Na Gift Se
Na POST Se
Na EMAIL Se

Sirf

;+""+.+""+;
+ Dil Se +
" +. .+"
"+"
Aap ko gud morning kehte hai & Lub u

Aishwarya adopted 5 years old boy

Aishwarya adopted 5 years old boy

1 Day boy cried for milk

Ash: Tumbade ho gaye ho khana khao

Boy: Achcha pilao mat sirf dikha do..

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy Had no Hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy,
Was he?!

When a doctor doctors a doctor

When a doctor doctors a doctor,
does the doctor doing the doctoring
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor ?

Bob Dole

Bob Dole
How much dough would Bob Dole dole
If Bob dole could dole dough?
Bob dole would dole as much dough
As Bob Dole COULD dole,
If Bob Dole could dole dough.

Quick kiss;Quicker kiss

Quick kiss ; Quicker kiss.

Khadak Singh ke khadakane se

Khadak Singh ke khadakane se
khadakati hain khidkiyan,
khidkiyon ke khadakane se
khadakata hai Khadak Singh

Good blood, bad blood

nazar nazar me har ek naraz me

nazar nazar me har ek naraz me
hume us nazar ki talash thi.
wo narazar mili to sahi par us nazar me
ab wo nazar kahan thi.

tola ram tala tol ke tel mein tul gaya

tola ram tala tol ke tel mein tul gaya
tula hua tola tale ke tale hue tel mein tala gaya

Kindly kittens knitting mittens

Kindly kittens knitting mittens
keep kazooing in the king's kitchen.

Chaar Kachari Kachche Chacha

Chaar Kachari Kachche Chacha,
Chaar Kachari Pakke.
Pakki Kachari Kachche Chacha,
Kachchi Kachari Pakke!

Rubber baby-buggy bumpers

Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

madan, mohan, malveya madras mein machhli maarte maarte mare

nandu ke nana ne nandu ki nani ko

nandu ke nana ne nandu ki nani ko nal ke niche nanga nahlaya

Lagwok gwokke,Ogwok gwoke lagwok

Lagwok gwokke,
Ogwok gwoke lagwok

Jolly juggling jesters

Jolly juggling jesters
jauntily juggled jingling jacks.

Tie a knot, tie a knot

Tie a knot, tie a knot
Tie a tight, tight knot
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

How much wood could a wood chuck

How much wood could a wood chuck,
chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Lala Gope Gappungam Das.

A pleasant place to place

A pleasant place to place
a plaice is a place
where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

I correctly recollect Rebecca

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.

Rail Tricks Trial, Trick Trial Rail

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

There was a young fisher named Fischer

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,
All she does is sits and shifts,
All she does is sits and shifts

KACHA PAPAD PAKKA PAPPAD

KACHA PAPAD PAKKA PAPPAD

KACHA PAPAD PAKKA PAPPAD

KACHA PAPAD PAKKA PAPPAD

collection of tongue twisters

Shredded Swiss chesse

The ochre ogre ogled the poker

Freshly-fried flying fish

Mix, Miss Mix!

Strange strategic statistics.

Purple Paper People

Purple Paper People,
Purple Paper People,
Purple Paper People !

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

Chop shops stock chops.

Give papa a cup of proper coffee

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

She sifted thistles

She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

The crow flew over the river

The crow flew over the river
with a lump of raw liver

If you must cross a course cross cow

If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.

Swan swam over the sea

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

Six sick slick

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings

Can you can a canned can into an uncanned can

Can you can a canned can into an uncanned can like a canner can can a canned can into an uncanned can?

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Truck Tucker Takra

Truck Tucker Takra
Takra Tucker Truck
Repet this twister 5 times

A Tudor who tooted a flute

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Surely Sylvia swims!

"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

I am not the pheasant plucker

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

On mules we find two legs behind

On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

I slit the sheet

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

A skunk sat on a stump

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

A big black bug bit a big black bear

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

A box of biscuits

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

One smart fellow

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.