Santa ne jalte hue makaan se 5 logon ko apni jaan
Sata ne jalte hue makaan se 5 logon ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala,
Fir bhi usko jail ho gai ku..?
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.Kyunki vo pancho firebrigade wale the
Santa ne jalte hue makaan se 5 logon ko apni jaan
Sata ne jalte hue makaan se 5 logon ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala,
Fir bhi usko jail ho gai ku..?
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.Kyunki vo pancho firebrigade wale the
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" Le Tere Mobile Ki Screen Pe su su kar diya jo
bhi ukhaad sake ukhaad le..
Kal bhi karunda
Labels:
ASCII SMS,
funny sms,
Picture SMS
Maki Kirkiri kya pottti kari baap
Teacher: "One cute n young girl is walking on d road."
change this into an Hydrabadi Language.
Student: "Maki KirKiri,Kya Potti Jari Baap.."
Labels:
funny sms,
Hyderabadi SMS,
Student SMS,
Teachers Day SMS
Santa: Ye Plane Itna Bada Hota Hai..
Santa : Ye Plane Itna Bada Hota Hai,
To Usse Paint Kaise Karte Hai ?
Banta: Jab Plane Udta hai tab Wo Chhota Hota Hai,
Tab Fatafat Paint Karte Hai..
Labels:
Santa Banta SMS
Santa: Ye Plane Itna Bada Hota Hai..
Santa : Ye Plane Itna Bada Hota Hai,
To Usse Paint Kaise Karte Hai ?
Banta: Jab Plane Udta hai tab Wo Chhota Hota Hai,
Tab Fatafat Paint Karte Hai..
Labels:
funny sms,
Santa Banta SMS
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hu
Wife: "Main Maike Ja Rahi Hu,
Tumhe Tallak Ki Notice Bhej Dungi"
Husband: " Jaja,Mithi-Mithi Bate Karke Mujhe Khush
Karne Ki Koshish Mat Kar..."
Labels:
Husband and Wife SMS,
wife SMS
Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Kehna Tha..
Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Kehne Tha
Dil Se Dil Milalo
Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza
Hum Ghabra ke Bole
Aunty,
" Bachhon Ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo...
Labels:
funny sms,
Girl and Boy SMS,
Jokes SMS,
Love SMS(Hin)
1 ladke ne ladki ko kamal ka phool diya
1 Ladke ne Ladki Ko KAMAL ka PHOOL DIYa,
Ladki ne jordar Tamacha mara,
Ladka: Q Mara Mai to BJP ka Prachar kar raha Tha,
Ladki: Aur Mai Congress Ka !
Labels:
funny sms,
Girl and Boy SMS,
Political SMS
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