2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p

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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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GANDHIGIRI se samjhane ka tariqa

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

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Agar msg karna chora to

)))))
( c ‘o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘==o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘===o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘=======o
‘:.,-’
Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

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I am your girlfriend....

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

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99/100 idiots would try it.

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

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Nothing in this world Could ever be

Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

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