Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.



Its on 1st of April. Surprised?



Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

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I am sorry yaar

I am sorry yaar,
aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax.

if they say you are stupid,be cool.

But if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

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Feeling bored?

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...


book from your bag and study..

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ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......

train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....

ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

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take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one,

then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand &

take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai,
lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

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Yeh sulagata jism

Yeh sulagata jism,
Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

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Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do
aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

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Aisa DOSTANA hamara

Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu.........Fooollllllll.?

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Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!

Oct-2 for Gandhi,


Nov-14 for Neharu,


Apr-24 for Sachin,


Aug-15 for India,


Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat,
busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !...
Now read it without the word cat.

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So Sweet is ur SMILE???

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

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You are a GHONCHU..

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

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Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mar jayega

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Button dabana band kar

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

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Itna Darawna khuwab?

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

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Door Ho Jao

Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
——————————
Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

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Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

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I am your girlfriend:

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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Tamam bewaqufon

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

April Fool....

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I want to suck you... lick you...

I want to suck you... lick you...

wanna move my tongue all over you...

wanna feel you in my mouth...yep,

tat's how u...eat an ice cream

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A - U r Attractive

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

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For pepsi "shahrukh"

For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

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U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is INTELLIGENT

U R the one who is CUTE

and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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I want U to know that U are very important to me

I want U to know that U are very important to me,

It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second!

U r my life & I can feel U everywhere....

DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

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I May come there any time!

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

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A study has proved that

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

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WARNING ! ! !

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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Till death do us part

If I met you on tomorrow,

I would still give you my heart,

If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say,

"Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary

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I’m sending this bouquet of love

I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

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Q : What do stylish frogs wear?

Q : What do stylish frogs wear?

A : Jumpsuits!

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Why do cows wear bells?

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work

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TEST RESULT OK.. GOOD DOG

This is a test to check ur English.

Read this fast and loud.

BOW VOW COW, HOW NOW LOW,BOW VOW WOW VOW BOW BOW..

TEST RESULT OK.. GOOD DOG

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MURGA AUR MURGI MAI UNTER KARO

EK BAAR EK SARDAR INTERVIEW K LYE GAYA USSE PUCHA GAYA

MURGA AUR MURGI MAI UNTER KARO

SARDAR NE KAHA K PATHAR

MARO BHAGA TO MURGA,BHAGI TO MURGI

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