Degrees of girls!
Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome
..........By Damu
Dekh0 Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai ?
Dekh0 Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai ?
Thandi hawa Ka Bhi Zamana Hai ?
EK DO SMS Kardo, Kya Balance Sasuraal Le Kar jana hai?
Labels:
funny sms,
insult sms,
send me sms
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!
Labels:
Animal SMS,
funny sms,
Munna bhai SMS
Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai
Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara.
Woman: Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he!
Labels:
wife SMS
Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai
Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai,vo love letter me likhta hai
DEAR Sister...I LOV U! Tumhara Munna BHAI...!
Labels:
Munna bhai SMS
Press Down 4 Ur EID GIFT
Press Down 4 Ur EID GIFT
Mobile Ka Button Torna Hai Kya !
Allah Aap Ko Aqal De
Aaj EID Hai ?
Nhi Na... !
To Gift Kaisa.
Labels:
Eid Mubarak SMS,
funny sms,
Time Pass SMS,
Top Rated SMS
Aaj 1kam karna:
Aaj 1kam karna:
Jeb se 1000rs ka note nikalna or usko dekh k bolna "Happy Bday BAPU"
Phir wo note le k mere paas aana,bday "celebrate" karenge
Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai.
Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai.
Doc: full body Xray. Xray report- Found fracture in ungli.
Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld?
Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld?
"Indian..Railway Track", v can use it frm Kanyakumari 2 Kashmir,
Proud 2b N INDIAN Aisi azadi aur kaha.
Labels:
funny sms,
Time Pass SMS
This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS
This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS
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(KANJOOSI IN MESSAGING SYNDROME)
Pls inject it & then u can sms
Labels:
funny sms,
Funny SMS(Eng),
send me sms,
Time Pass SMS,
Top Rated SMS
Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau
Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau,
1bar aau,
2bar aau,
so bar aau,
hazar bar aau,
lakho bar aau,
bar bar aau
or bel bajake bhag jau..!!
Labels:
funny sms,
Time Pass SMS
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi.
Sab log usey akbar bulate the.
Kyu?
Socho!
Thoda aur.
Nahi pata kya?
Kyunki Akbar uska naam tha
Labels:
funny sms,
Time Pass SMS
Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Poor girl: my money
Rich girl: my credit card
but,
Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit Rahul ki photo !
Labels:
Lady SMS
HUTCH is now Vodafone!
HUTCH is now Vodafone!
Naam badal gaya,
Pink se Red ho gaye,
Lakho Rs lag gaye.
Fir b rahe..
Kutte K kutte.
Gud Day
Labels:
Animal SMS,
funny sms,
Time Pass SMS,
Top Rated SMS
Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega
Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega,
Bharat pakistan b 1 hojayega,
Insan b chand par rehne jayega,
Par khuda hi jane is
KANJOOS ka msg kab
ayega.
Labels:
funny sms,
insult sms,
send me sms
Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.
Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.
Shopkiper: 1 bal tuta to naya q le rhe ho?
Marwadi: JO tuta tha vo akhri tha
Labels:
funny sms,
Kanjus SMS,
Marwadi sms
Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha tha
Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha tha
Dost- Ye kya kr Raha hai?
Pappu- DR ne mujhe Bahar ka Khana khane ko mana kiya hai na.
GudNit in MunnaBhai Style:
GudNit in MunnaBhai Style:
Chand fekta hai light
Boleto hogayi hai night
To band karneka light
Sojane ka tight
Samje Tubelight
Boleto GudNit
Labels:
Good Night SMS,
Munna bhai SMS
Papu waitin at bus stop.
Papu waitin at bus stop.
1 gentleman came there by 2wheeler & asked "u want lift?"
Papu says: "no thanks, my house is in ground floor!
Labels:
Funny SMS(Eng),
idiot sms,
pappu sms
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