Santa got a job in AIRTel
Santa got a job in AIRTel
custmr:Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Santa:dont take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u
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Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho.
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho.
Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!
Srdar:Oye, Pyar karne waale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte.:-)
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Sardar Sms
Tofani barish me rat ko,
Tofani barish me rat ko,
1 admi pizza lene aaya
shop keeper-Ap married hai?
Admi- Is tofani barish me kya
meri maa mujhe bhejegi.
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Time Pass SMS
Santa:Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Santa:Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Shopkeeper: Aap isko 100 floor se niche girao,ye mirror 99 floor tak nhi tutega
Santa:WOW...plz.Pack
Kya hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod raha hai?
Banta-Kya hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod raha hai?
Santa-Dadaji ne bola Mene unka nam Mitti me mila diya,
Wohi Dhund raha hu
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Santa Banta SMS
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna he to sab auraton ko MAA kaha kro .
Student: Madam isse mera character to theek rahega,par mere baap ka?
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Jokes SMS,
Naughty SMS
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