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Aap Kare Na Kare Yaad Humko

Aap Kare Na Kare Yaad Humko,
Hum Aap Ko Yaad Karenge.
Mobile K Sath Dafnana Humko,
Network Milega To Kabra Se Bhi sms Bindaas Karenge

1 sardar ki chatri me hole

1 sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega?

Osama Bin Laden's favourite song:

Osama Bin Laden's favourite song:

O mai nikla
plane leke
Raste me
New York me
Ek mod aaya
mai W.T.C. Tod aaya.

Santa:Jab me mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana

Santa:Jab me mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana
Banta:Kyo?
Santa:Yaar unke ghar ki Ladies Murde se lipat lipat kar Roti hai!

GF to his BF in FANNA Style:

GF to his BF in FANNA Style:

Tere Paiso ko Mere Purse me PANNAH mil Jaye,
Mere Ishq me Teri Daulat FANNA ho Jaay!!

Husband:Kal Mere Sapne Me ek Ladki Ayi thi!

Husband:Kal Mere Sapne Me ek Ladki Ayi thi!
Wife:Akeli Ayi Hogi.
Husbnd:Tumhe Kaise Pata?
Wife:Uska Husband Mere Sapne Me Ayatha na!

Boy:Darling Tum Nahi to Mai Nahi!

Shaadi K Pahle:
Boy:Darling Tum Nahi to Mai Nahi!
OR
Mai Nahi To Tum Nahi!

Shaadi K Baad:
Boy: Bhootni Aaj Ya Tu Nahi Ya Mai N

BANDAR Bhi Msg Padh Rahe Hai Kya EDUCATED Hua Zaman

Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana,
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausm Hua Suhana,
BANDAR Bhi Msg Padh Rahe Hai Kya EDUCATED Hua Zaman

Kya Dhoop Me Barish Hoti Hai?

Maine Kal Jub Us SE Pucha Ki,
Kya Dhoop Me Barish Hoti Hai?
Sun Kar Wo Hasne Lagi Aur Haste-2 Rone Lagi,
Aur Dhoop ME Barish Hone Lagi

Koi Pathr Se Na Maar Mere Dewane Ko

Koi Pathr Se Na Maar Mere Dewane Ko,
Koi Pathr Se Na Maar Mere Dewane Ko,
Nuclear Power Ka Jamaana Hai,
Bomb Se Udaa Do Saale Ko

Sardar:Oy yar mobile k Wajese Barbad ho Gaya

Sardar:Oy yar mobile k Wajese Barbad ho Gaya
Friend:kyo?
Sardar:Jabse Liya he Baar baar Kahta he Batery Low,Batery Low,
Ab tak 100 Batriya Le

U have 2 jump in to a swimng pool from a 100 ft

Santa as film Director:
U have 2 jump in to a swimng pool from a 100 ft
Actor:But i don't know swimming sir
Sardar:don't worry there is no water

Sardar ka DHABA
customer: sardarji lassi me to makkhi hai

Sardar: oye chupkar dil bada rakh,
ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi

Santa-Woh ladki behri hai

Santa-Woh ladki behri hai
Banta-Kaise?
Santa-Maine use i love u kaha to boli"Maine kal hi naya sandal kharida hai"

SANTA-yaar maine Naya Detergent se Apni Shirt Dhoyi

SANTA-yaar maine Naya Detergent se Apni Shirt Dhoyi aur wo Chhoti ho Gayi

Ab Kya Karu??

BANTA-Usi Detergent se ek Baar Khud Nahale.

Jeevan ke Muskil Rasto pe kaun apka sath dega

Jeevan ke Muskil Rasto pe kaun apka sath dega

Mummy Papa.. Nahi
Brother Sister....Nahi
Friends..nahi
Sirf or Sirf Apki CHAPPAL

Gham ko sene se lagana sekh le

gham ko sene se lagana sekh le
gair ko apna banana sekh le
Dard sah kar muskarana seekh le
Choor khudgarzi wafa ki rah chal
Aaj jo kuch boye ga kaate ga kal

Dusaron k waaste zinda raho

Dusaron k waaste zinda raho
Jaan bhi jaye to hans kar jaan do
Mout k aage bhi sharminda na ho
Tu sada insaniyat rah chal
Aaj jo kuch boye ga kate ga kal

Soo baras ki zindagi main aik pal

Soo baras ki zindagi main aik pal
Tu agar kar le koy ache amal
Tuj ko duniya main mile ga us ka phaal
Aaj jo kuch boye ga kaate ga kal

Cham cham karta sawan
Bundon k baan chalaye
Satrangi barsaton main
Jab tan man bhiga jaye
Pyaar main nahane ko
Duub hi jane ko
Dil mera tarpaye
Khuwab jaga jaye
Asa koy sathi ho asa koy premi ho
Piyaas dil ki bujha jaye
Neele neele amber par

Unche unche parbat

Unche unche parbat
Jab chumte hain amber ko
Piyasa piyasa amber
Jab chumta hay sagar ko
Pyaar se kasne ko
Bahoon main basne ko
Dil mera lalchaye
Koy to a jaye
Asa koy sathi ho asa koy premi ho
Piyaas dil ki bujha jaye

Neele neele amber par chaand kab aye

Neele neele amber par
Chaand jab aye pyaar barsaye
Hum ko tarsaye
asa koy sathi ho asa koy premi ho
Piyaas dil ki bujha jaye

Bhul jana Naheen hay apne bas main

Hain yun armaan dil main
K hoon kaydi kafas main
Tumain ab bhul jana
Naheen hay apne bas main

Kabhi aye dil zubaan par

Kabhi aye dil zubaan par
Koy shikwa na lana
Mohabbat k moqadar main
Likha hay umar bhar
Aansu hi bahana

Aandi main hum ne apne Dil ka diya jalaya

Hay roshani k piche
Lakhon ghamon ka saya
Aandi main hum ne apne
Dil ka diya jalaya

Ek aur baat mani

Ek aur baat mani
Ek aur zakham khaya
Khud hum ne apne hathoon
Dil ka diya bujhaya

Tum zindagi ko gham ka fasana bana gaye

Tum zindagi ko gham ka
Fasana bana gaye
Aankhon main intezar ki
Duniya basaa gaye

Jhuka kay phool ki daali

Jhuka kay phool ki daali
Tum phool tor lena
Hum say dil laga kay phir
Apnay baap saalay
ko chor dena

Tere baap ko shadi main nahi boolayengay

Tere baap ko shadi main nahi boolayengay
Budha phir say satthhiya gaya
To hum to jeetay jee mar jayengay

Chalo bhaag kay chaltay hain

Chalo bhaag kay chaltay hain
Mahoorat ka time nikal jayega
Tere baap kay aanay say pehlay
Apna ticket kat jayega

Khuda Kare Ki Tujhe Aisi Beemari Lage

Khuda Kare Ki Tujhe Aisi Beemari Lage
Tu Budhape Mein Bhi Kuwari Lage
Darjan Ho Jayein Bacche Tere
Tu Phir Bhi Hum Ko Pyari Lage

Tanhaye woh bimari hai

Tanhaye woh bimari hai
Jiska doctors kay paas ilaaj nahi
Hum is bimari say bach saktay hain
Agar tumko shaadi say inkaar nahi

Hum bhi Shahrukh say kum nahi

Surat surat kya karti ho
Surat main koi dum nahi
Agar tum khud ko samajhti ho Madhuri
Hum bhi Shahrukh say kum nahi

Naa jaane kahaan kho gayi hai woh hansi

Naa jaane kahaan kho gayi hai woh hansi,
jo mere dost ke saath rehti thi kabhi,
aye khuda,, meri fariyaad hai aaj tujhse,
Lauta de, Lauta de ,Lauta de woh hansi yaar ki..!!!!

Aye khuda aaj tujhse iltaza hai meri

Aye khuda aaj tujhse iltaza hai meri
tu rakhna mere dost ko itni hifazat se
na gamo ka ho saaya us par
rahe har pal khushiyon ka dera
kyonki bahut naazuk sa hai yeh dost mera…!!!

dhoond raha hoon main kahin

Dhoond raha hoon main kahin,
mujhe us cheez ki talaash hai,
kho gayi hai mere yaar ki haansi,
koi to bata de kiske paas hai…???

samandar ko tha garoor gehraayi par apni

samandar ko tha garoor gehraayi par apni,
aasmaan ko tha garv oonchaayi par apni,
sharm se zaar zaar ho gaye dono,
jab unhe bataayi humne dosti apni.

Pyar karo thu dokha mat dena

pyar karo thu dokha mat dena
kisi ko aanshu ka tofa mat dena
koi roye tumari yaad me
aaisa kisi ko moka mat dena.

Suna hai nazdeekiyaan ehsaas dilati hain

Suna hai nazdeekiyaan ehsaas dilati hain,
dooriyan betaabi badhati hain,
par,
jab paas hote hain woh to hum betaab rehte hain,
door jaane par kyon unka ehsaas karte hain.

Dost hote nahi bhol jane ke liye

Dost hote nahi bhol jane ke liye
zindagi milti hai dsot banane ke liye
hamse dosti rakhoge to itni khushi denge
ki waqt hi nahi milega ashu bahane ke liye.

Ansu aa jate hai ankhon me rone se pahle

Ansu aa jate hai ankhon me rone se pahle,
har khawab toot jate hai sone se pehle ,
ISHQ hai gunah ye to samjh gaya,
kash koi rok leta yeh gunah hone se pahle.

Jiske didar pe dil herpal thadap tha hai

Jiske didar pe dil herpal thadap tha hai,
Jiske intezar mein her pal tarastha hai,
Kya kahe is kambhakt dil ko,
Jo apna hoker bhi kisi aur ke liye dhadaktha hai.

Mohabbat k Nagar Main

Mohabbat k Nagar Main
Yaad meri jab had se bhar jaye
Dil nadan jab sanbla na jaye
Man ko jab koy acha na lage
Aankhon ki badliyan barsne lageen
Chupke chupke milne a jana
Tumare intezar main
Bathe hoon ge hum
Shehar ulfat k saye main
Pyar se kahna
Mohabbat k nagar main
Hum donon wapas
A ab loot chaleen

main kya karun…!!!

kabhi palkon pe kabhi hothon pe tu aa jaye
mere dil me ek hulchul si macha jaye

palkon ki kaiad se jab chhute tu
mere rukhsaron pe jalte laawe sa asar dikhaye

fir ek pal me jab teri baatein yaad aaye
tu mere hothon pe yun chaa jaye
jaise tabassum ki ek buund aasmaan se tapak jaye

ab ye haalat hai mari k na keh sakun na reh sakun
haal-e-dil bayan na kiya jaye to main kya karun

tu ek pal ko bhi mujhse juda hota nahin
fir bhi tujhe na chhua jaye to main kya karun

tu hi bata meri zindagi aaj raaz gehra ye
uske bin tu bhi na bhaaye to main kya karun…!!!

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte

Chhod ke jana hi tha to

Chhod ke jana hi tha to daaman thama hi kyun tha,
hath chhudana hi tha to fir hath thama hi kyun tha,
hum to kehte rahe na uthaokadam in pagdandiyon pe,
bich safar me sath chhodna tha to kadam badhaya hi kyun tha.

Apane hisse mein tuufaaN kii taqadiir thii

Apane hisse mein tuufaaN kii taqadiir thii
zindagii apanii maujon kii zanjiir thii
Duub jaane kaa apne hamen Gam na thaa
us kaa saahil pe aanaa Gazab ho gayaa

dil kii dharkan merii tez hone lagii

dil kii dharkan merii tez hone lagii
raat aaNkhon mein kaaNTen chubhone lagii
vasl kii raat mein baat hii baat mein
yuuN teraa ruuTh jaanaa Gazab ho gayaa

ChaaNdnii raat mein chaaNd ke saamne

chaaNdnii raat mein chaaNd ke saamne
ruKh se pardaa haTaanaa Gazab ho gayaa
chaaNdanii chhup ga_ii chaaNd sharmaa gayaa
aap kaa muskuraanaa Gazab ho gayaa

Tere siva nahi jachta koi nigahoon mai

tere siva nahi jachta koi nigahoon mai
jo to kahe to bikhar jaaon teri raahon mai
nazar kaneez teri dil ghulaam hai tera
likha hua mere chehre pe naam hai tera.

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