Suhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula
Suhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula
Sub Paresan Ho Gaye K Kya Hua
1Bacha Bola:Bhai Ne Raat ko Veselin Manga.
Mene Fevikwik De Dia
Suhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula
Sub Paresan Ho Gaye K Kya Hua
1Bacha Bola:Bhai Ne Raat ko Veselin Manga.
Mene Fevikwik De Dia
Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?
Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,
Wohi Dund Raha Hu
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra,
Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER "
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra,
Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER "
Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye.
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai.
Sardar Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
Read more...Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga.
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Kyunki ladkio ko ye aawaz lahani hogi : pappi to le lo....Pappi to le lo.
Jab Baga me Bahar awegi,
tab mahari SMS ki Barsat awegi,
tanhaiya to thari dur ho jaweji,
par maro Bill bharwan kai thari Sasu Awegi
Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
thats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
Message of the year:
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!
Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!
Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai...
Baith k char panne palat lo beta
final paper girl friend ne nahi banaya hai!
After robbing a bank
Munna:"count kar kitna rokda banaya apun aaj"
Circuit:"dimag pe load nahi leneka bhai, kal akhbhar mein padh lene ka"
A very bad shayari which might even kill u..
Aatma choor gayi sharir purana...
Aatma choor gayi sharir purana
Didi tera devar diwana.
Dad: Beta, koi aisa kaam karo jisse tumhara naam duniya ke chaaro kono mein fail jaye.
Son: Aisa bilkul nahi ho sakta,Duniya to gol hai na.!
Love & death r two uninvited guests,
when they cum nobody can stop them
but both do d same work
1 takes d heart n d other takes its beats
Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Me.
Magar Ye Dilruba Nahi Samajti,
Golgape Khati Firti Hai Baazar Me
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