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Mile Har Janam Mein Aap Jaise Yaar

Mile Har Janam Mein Aap Jaise Yaar,
Dua Karte Hai Ye Hum Bar Bar,
Chahe Kyun Na Thukra De Hume Ye Duniya,
Par Milta Rahe Hume Aap Jaise Dosto Ka Pyar.

Of All The friends I Ever Met

Of All The friends I Ever Met,
You Are The One I Won't Forget,
And If I Die Before You...
I Will Go To Heaven And Wait For You.

My Friendship is like an Onion

My Friendship is like an Onion,
Which has many layers in it,
It will add taste in ur life,
But if u try to cut it,
You will have tears in your eyes.

Gita ka gyan

Gita ka gyan:
Mobile nirjeev hai.
Sim iski aatma hai.
SMS woh gyan hai
Jo baatne se badta hai.
Isliye he praani,
Balance ki moh maya tyag kar
Nirantar SMS kare.

As long as we have memories

As long as we have memories,
Yesterday remains;
As long as we have Hope,
Tomorrow awaits;
As long as we have Friendship,
Each day is never a waste.

Kisi ke paas kuch na ho

Kisi ke paas kuch na ho
To hasti hai dunia,
Kisi ke paas sab kuch ho
To jalti hai dunia,
Aur hamare paas
Hai tum jaisa dost,
Jis ke liye,
Tarasti hai dunia.

A friend is one who sees your

A friend is one who sees your,
First drop of tear,
Catches the second,
Stops the third and,
Turns the fourth
Into the "SMILE"
KEEP SMILING!!

Friendship and love met one day

Friendship and love met one day,
Love asked friendship
Why are you needed when I exists?
Friendship answered:
To create smile when you leave tears.

2 eyes are best friends.

2 eyes are best friends.
Both will blink together,
Move, cry, see n sleep
Together, But if they
See a Girl....
Only one will blink...
Moral: A GIRL can
break any relation....

Friendship is:

Friendship is:
Vast like UNIVERSE,
Deep like OCEAN,
Strong like IRON,
Kind like MOTHER,
Cute like ME
Sweet like YOU

If A is 1, B is 2, C is 3, Z is 26,

If A is 1,
B is 2,
C is 3,
Z is 26,
Then - L+O+V+E
Is - 12+15+22+5= 54,
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P
Is = 108,
Interesting hai na?
FRIENDSHIP is double
Stronger than "LOVE"..

A special friend is rare indeed

A special friend is rare indeed,
It seems to be a special breed,
Yes! perfect friends are very few,
So lucky I am for having you.

If kisses were water

If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.

Chicken ready ? Yes Boss

Chicken ready ? Yes Boss
Fish ready ? Yes Boss.
Omlet ready ? Yes Boss.
Mutton ready ? Nahi boss
BAKRA Abhi Sms Padh Rara Hai.

It functions 24 hours a day

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Exams Ke 4 Din Pehle Syllabus Dekha to Yaad Aaya

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Itne Kum Marks..??

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!

Dost Mera Langoor Hai

Chaand ko garoor hai ki
Uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai
Ki mera dost langoor hai.

jhelna padta hai,

Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ki syringe ho tum,
Par kya karen jhelna padta hai,
Kyun ki dosti ka oxygen ho tum!

aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai

Tumko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki aadmi pehele bandar tha,
Dekho gussa mat hona warna lagega ki aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai

Only You Were Selected

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

3 Monkeys ran from zoo.

3 Monkeys ran from zoo.
1st found watching TV.
2nd found playing football
And 3rd…
-
-
-
-
-
-
No yaar, it’s not u…
Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai.

Chaand ko todh dunga

Chaand ko todh dunga
Suraj ko modh dunga
Tere damaan mein khushya chodh dunga
Tu agar ek baar haas de toh,
Mein tere saare DAAT todh dunga

Friends are like donkeys.

Friends are like donkeys.
They carry the load of all our difficulties,
In life forever and guess what?
You are one of my cutest donkey.

Kal raat God sapne mein aaya,

Kal raat God sapne mein aaya,
Main ne batayien ki aap mere dost hein.
God hase aur bole,
Ye tumare phechele jaanm ke,
Bure karmo ka asar hain

Toh BHOOT bankar daraenge tumhe.

Yeh maat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Aagar dost bankar raas na aaye,
Toh BHOOT bankar daraenge tumhe.

Apple ka juice

Apple ka juice
Mango ka juice
Orange ka juice
Badam ka juice
Lekin joh sms nahin karta,
Woh hain mahakanjuice!!!

Oh!!!No we can’t disturb our Boss

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested Ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we can’t disturb our Boss…

Aik ——- larki

Aik ——- larki
——- par beath kar
——-geet ga rahi thi.

In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let’s see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga k lay gaya.

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?

Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss andhay ko bata day ga.

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