Fun Entertainment online - Wallpapers,Gossips,Funny SMS,..........: 09/28/08

SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

Amithab: in which state kaveri flows?

In KBC
Amithab: in which state kaveri flows?
Sardar- liquid state..
Audience clapped... Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..

Banta: Baby ki Aawaz Record kr rha hu!

Santa: Oye kya kr rha he?
Banta: Baby ki Aawaz Record kr rha hu!
Santa: Q?
Banta: Jb ye bada ho jayegi, tb iska matlab puchunga.

Teacher: Childrens, exams are nearing

Teacher: Childrens, exams are nearing, If u have any doubt u can ask me..
Santa: In which printing press the question paper are printed..!

Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen

Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.

Husband: Whom should I call now Police or Ambulance...?

Sardar was riding on horse

Srdar was riding on horse

He croses de Red light&policeman whistles

de Srdr lifts de tail of horse& says:"LE KARLE, KARLE NUMBER NOTE"

Sardar-expiry date dekh raha hu.

Ek Sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 hour se dekh raha tha.
wife-tum itna der se kya dekh rahe ho?
Sardar-expiry date dekh raha hu.

Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chod do

Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chod do, Maa ne kaha paro ko chod do, Paro ne kaha pina chod do, Aapko kisne kaha SMS karna chod do!

U plz contact EKTA KAPOOR

Patient:
MUJHE aisi medicine dijiye ke marne ke baad fir zinda ho jau

Doctor : Mai kuch nhi kar skta

U plz contact EKTA KAPOOR

I kis my wif b4 i go to office everyday

Sardar: I kis my wif b4 i go to office everyday,& U? Frnd: I kis ur wif after u go to office everyday.
Sardar: Ha ha i'm 1st

Shrma:Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho

Shrma:Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho
Vrma:Suicide karne ke liye
Shrma:To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai
Vrma:Kahi infection na ho jaae

gandhiji ke parishram se agust15 ko bharat ko kya mila?

Tchr-gandhiji ke parishram se agust15 ko bharat ko kya mila?
std-gandhiji ke kateen parishram ke dwara hame agust 15 ko CHUTTI mila teacher

Gomu -daily Morning & Evening 25 Girl"s waiting for me.

Gomu -daily Morning & Evening 25 Girl"s waiting for me.

Romu-why?

Gomu-I am Girls college Bus Driver

Amar ek sadhu se bola

Amar ek sadhu se bola

Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Ye biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyu bolti he ?

Ye biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyu bolti he?
?

?

kyuki biwiya sabhya hoti he,
bhare bazar me
"Abe Gadhe"(A.G.)kehna sabhyta nhi

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it.

which is the oldest animal in world ?

Teacher: which is the oldest animal in world ?
Sardar: "ZEBRA'..
Teacher:(shocked) how?
SARDAR: Bcoz it is "BLACK AND WHITE

Boss aap shaadi-shuda logo ko hi naukri kyon dete

Employee:Boss aap shaadi-shuda logo ko hi naukri kyon dete ho?
Boss:kyonki unhe pehle se hi gaaliya khane ki aadat hoti hai.

Santa & Banta r discussing

Santa & Banta r discussing
Santa:- If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep!
Banta:- With me it's the Opposite. If I sleep i can't drink Coffee.

Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.

Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.
Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.

Manmohan Singh k agle election k Vaade.

Manmohan Singh k agle election k Vaade.

1.Sardaro k upar
jokes bandh.

2."SING Is KING" National song hoga.

3.11Baje k baad sidha 1 bajega

How do U recognize a sardar

Q:How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard

Phul khilkar udas he..

Phul khilkar udas he..
Samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he..
Ek bar muskura do dost..
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.
.
.
Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash he..!! ;)

Saas-bhagwan ne tumhe 2 akkhen di

Saas-bhagwan ne tumhe 2 akkhen di,chawal se pathar nahi nikal skti? Bahu-bhagwan ne tumhe 32 dant dia,2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti..

NASA ne 3 sardar chand pe bheje.

NASA ne 3 sardar chand pe bheje.
magar adhe raste se vapas!
Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh kaha:
"AAJ AMAWAS HAI,CHAAND TO HOGA HI NAHI..

Pappu ladkiyon say baat nahi karta hai.

Pappu ladkiyon say baat nahi karta hai.
Batao is sentence mei 'Pappu' kya hai?
Student:Sir Pappu ullu ka patha hai!

Santa & wife waiting 4

Santa & wife waiting 4
TRAIN,itne me"PUNJAB
MAIL"aayi.
Santa bhaag k train me chada or wife se bola-
"jab PUNJAB FEMALE aye to aa jana"

Chuhe Ka Sehra Suhana Lagta Hai,

Chuhe Ka Sehra Suhana Lagta Hai,
Chuhiya Ka To Dil Diwana Lgta Hai,
Pal Bhar Me Aise Kutarte Hain Kapde,
Ab To Her Kapda Purana Lagta Hai.

Relation btwn Earth n Moon?

Interviewer:Wats d relation btwn Earth n Moon?
Sardar:Brother-Sister
Interviewer:How
Sardar:V call Earth
Dharti Maata n
Moon Chanda Mama.!

Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar

Santa ke truck pe likha tha:
Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar
Aur niche likha tha..
Tinu,Minu,Chintu,Chiki,Pinki,Guddu,Guddi,de PAPA d GADDI!

Santa buys a new pressure cooker

Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.
Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?
Snta:Gharme jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata h

GREAT NEWS

GREAT NEWS
call AIRTEL 2 AIRTEL & AIRTEL 2 other cell FREE @ Rs.30/month.
Just Type

send it to ***#*

Santa saw a man stealing a Purse.

Santa saw a man stealing a Purse.

Theif: "There is 1000 rs in the Purse. We can take 50-50".

Santa: OK....OK what about the remaining 900?

Kyo hass rahe ho?

Police: Tumhe kal
subah 5 baje
fansi di jayegi.
Sardar: HA HA HA!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Me to subah 8
baje utthta hoon!

There vl be Another Chapter

Sir:Tom,Wht wud happen if there is a 3rd World War?

Tom:Tht wud be Terrible!

Sir:Y?

Tom:There vl be Another Chapter in our History

Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai.

Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha
Banta- kya kar rahe ho?
Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai.

this medicine is not available

Santa:Doctor,this medicine is not available at any medical store."
Doctor:Oh sorry,i forgot to write the medicine.that was my signature.

To Mobile pheko

Aaj Mere Paas
Mobile He
Number He
Batery H
Balance H
Tumhare Paas Kya He?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nai
To Mobile pheko

U have 206 bones in Ur body

Doctor-U have 206 bones in Ur body
SANTA-tell it slowly
Doctor-Y?
SANTA-My Dog is outside,if he hear this,i am finished..

tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha

Santa-are subah subah ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?
Banta-dikhta nahi ye kutta he?
Santa-are mein tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..

Ap Aj Zinda Na Hote

Teacher:Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jae..To jarur Puri Hoti Hai.
Santa:Rehne Do Sir..Agar Aisa Hota To Ap Aj Zinda Na Hote

Aajkal prepaid ka zamana hai

Pappu -"Boss isne kuch nhi kiya fir B apne ise saza kyu di"?
Boss-"smart boy,Aajkal prepaid ka zamana hai,Pehle saza bhugto fir galti karo."

Can you lend me 2000 Rs?

Can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine??????

Awaz mein mithas hai..

Awaz mein mithas hai..
Soorat bhi khaas hai..
Khuda ne bas thoda sa screw dhila chod diya
varna...

ITEM to tu jhakkas hai..!! he he,,

Aap ki X-Ray report aa gayi hai

Aap ki X-Ray report aa gayi hai

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Ghabrane ki baat nahi hai bas aap k Andar 1 kira hai jo ap ko Msg nahi krne deta

Dhol Bajao..

Dhol Bajao..

Bhand Bajao..

Shania Bajao..

Ladu Batto..

Pade Batto..

kyuki..

"Mera SMS agaya he..!"

Beta-Bapu Jab Shadi Se Har

Beta-Bapu Jab Shadi Se Har
Admi Tang Hai To Phir Shadi Karte Hi Q Hain
Bapu-Beta Aqal Badaam Khane Se
Nahi Thokar Khane Se Ati Hai

Maths Teacher-If U Had

Maths Teacher-If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket &
1000Rs In Other Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
Santa-I Think Aaj Galti Se Papa Ki Pant Pahenli

Lipsticks r Girls Beauty

"Lipsticks r Girls Beauty
Wa.! Wa..!
Lipsticks r Girls Beauty
Wa.! Wa..!
"Spoiling dem Is Boys duty"!!

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