Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company

Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company

Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya

Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga

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Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.

Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.

Man: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Sardar ji?

Sardar: Oye! BREAK DANCE

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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra,

Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER "

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: " I Want To Apply For This Job"

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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra,

Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER "

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: " I Want To Apply For This Job"

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Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street

Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street,

Suddenlt his Wife Said,"Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird"

Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, "Where, Where"? no bird, shard !

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Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye

Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye.

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai.

Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga


.....By Premchand

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Sardar Dukandar Se

Sardar Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,

Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai


..........By Premchand (9908143742)

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Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop

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Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha

Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha

Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Sardar: Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni KiloMtr Chalta he

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2 sardar in a coffe house

2 sardar in a coffe house
1st:Jaldi pi, coffe thandi ho jaegi
2nd:To kya hoga?
1st:Bewkuf menu card dekh
Hot coffe-Rs 6
Cold coffe-20

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Just IMAGINE you are in the Third floor

Just IMAGINE you are in the Third floor,
It catches Fire.How will you Escape?"

Sardar:"It is very simple,I wil Stop my imagination

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Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi.

Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi.

Na kuch scene dikhe na awaz suni.

Banta: Movie ka naam kya hai ?

Sardar: " No Disc"

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Sardar was betting his son

Sardar was betting his son,his wife asked 'ise kyu mar rhe ho?'

Sardar: iska cell ko call kiya to ek ladki boli " The person u r Calling is Busy" Kate...

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Qatil: Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nahi

Qatil: Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nahi

Sardar Waqil: Dont Worry

Adalat k bad

Qatil: Kya hua

Sardar Waqil: Bahut Muskilse umer qaid hui adlat to bari kr rha tha

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Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me

Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me,
I don't know how she got my no,she interrupts whenever I call someone and says 'please recharge your card'.

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Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay

Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay

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Sardar to Call centre girl

Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai?

Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status.

Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka

........By prakash

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Beti: Maa! gaon me foji aaye hai

Beti: Maa! gaon me foji aaye hai

Ma:Tu andar ja inki niyat kharaab hoti hai

Beti: foji sardar hai

Ma:To bakri ko bhi andar le ja

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Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?

Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?
waiter: Paji murga langda tha.aur dil?Paji wo murgi le gayi.
Abe dimag to hoga? Sorry paji murga sardar tha..

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