Message of the year

Message of the year:
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!

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Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!

Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,

Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,
"Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,
Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do"

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A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.

A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

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2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi

2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi,

1St:Ye HUSBAND Kya Hota He?

2nd:Are Tu Nahi Janti?Ye Ek Tarh Ka Baind Hota He,Jise Aurate Belan Se Bajati He

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Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai

Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara.

Woman: Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he!

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Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay

Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay

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Saas-aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut

Saas: aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut

Bahu: koi faida nhi

Saas: kyu

Bahu: aap BAITH k samjhaogi, me SO k samjhaungi.

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Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.

Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.
Friend - didnt you follow them?
Pati - Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie !

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Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath

Wife:"Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete ?"

HUSBAND: "Sahi suna he,"

Wife: "aisa kion?"

Husband: "Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain."

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Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun

Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Husband : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har saal change kar leta

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Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye

Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye,
Dulhan ne Paise dekh kar pucha " Kitne Log Hai"

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Ek Kavi Shaadi ke Baad

Ek Kavi Shaadi ke Baad biwi se bola:

Pati: Aaj se tum hi meri,kavita ho,Kalpana ho,Bhavana ho

Patni: Meri liye aap hi,Dinesh ho,Rajesh ho

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When god made the man first

When god made the man first,
He got jealous with the happiness man had by living alone?
So..he made a woman

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SARDAR: kaise jau bahar kutta he!!

SARDAR ko gun leke darvaje pe khada dkh
WIFE Kaha ja raheho?
SARDAR: sher ka shikar krne
WIFE: to jao
SARDAR: kaise jau bahar kutta he!!

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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao?

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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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