Kya mast air chal raele hai

Kya mast air chal raele hai

cow log grass eat kar raele hai

dog log bark bark kar raele hai

Shaane log SMS kar raele hai

DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

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Apun ek sher bolega,

Apun ek sher bolega,

Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,

Boleto ho gayeli hai night,

Band karne ka tube light,

Aur soneka tight,

Boleto, Bye Good Night..

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God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”

Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?

Tum saala dost log udharich milega.

Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

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Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,

Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,

Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,

Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

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Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..

Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..

Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..

Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

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Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,

Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,

Maardalegi kya?

Dil dena hai to de,

Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

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Chal ludak le..

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,

kisi film ki kahani sunane,

k liye msg to karega nahin,

Common sense ki baat hai k,

tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le..

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Beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z.

Dekha !!!

I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

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Kya re!

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!

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Tu mala havi aahes

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...

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Sakali hastes

Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes?

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behray phone uchal

When i call you..

Ringing means i like u.
Ringing means i need u.
Ringing means i luv u.
Ringing means

behray phone uchal.

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Sweet Marathi SMS

Sweet Marathi SMS

Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant...

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bahiri aahes ki kay

Riye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay?

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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.

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Bhosadyat Geli Company

Corporate Concept:
Ultimate way to Relief from Stress @ work..

Close your Eyes..

Take a Deep Breath..

Settle Down..

Just Relax..

then say...


"Bhosadyat Geli Company"

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Je jodle te naate

Je jodle te naate.
Ji Jadte ti savay.
Ji Thabte ti Odh.
Je Vadhate te prem.
Jo sampto to sahavas.
Aani
Jya nirantar rahtat tyaa
.
.
Athavani

Miss you lot.

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Na sampanare akhand swapna asave

Na sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Na bolata aiku yetil ase Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet,
Na magata sobat detil ase Mitra asavet...

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3 mungyana 1 cake disto..

3 mungyana 1 cake disto..
pahli jate ani cake khate..
dusri pan jaun khate..
tisri nahi khat...
ka??








ti mhante:sheeee
cake la mungya laglyat...

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Marathi SMS

A;Kasa Aahes?
B:Bara Aahe.
A:Dada Kasa Aahe?
B;Bara Aahe.
A:Tai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Aani Aai Kashi Aahe?
B:Bari Aahe.
A:Baba Paan Barech
Aastil?
B:NAHI,BABA EKACH
AAHET.

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Vasant Rutuchya agmani

Vasant Rutuchya agmani, Kokila Gayi Manjul Gani
Nav varshya Aaj Shubh Dini,
Sukh Samrudhhi Nando Jeevani.
GUDDHI PADVYACHYA
ANI
NUTAN VARSHACHYA HARDIK
SHUBHECHHA.

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Musaldhar Pavsala mi jara

Musaldhar Pavsala mi jara sudhha ghabarnaar nahi.
Pen tuzya Ek Ashru mala durunahi pahavnaar naahi

Love you .....

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D moon said 2 me

D moon said 2 me,
"if ur frnd is nt msgg u,
then why dont u leave him?"

I looked bak 2 moon,
& said,
.
.
.
.
.
.
"jaa naa,fokanichya,
tula kaay karaaychay?"

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Pu La Deshpande ekda

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste."Pu La Deshpande".Tar

T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).

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Rimzim pavsat TULA

Rimzim pavsat TULA vatat asel chimb bhijav,
pani udvat gani gatana kontari khas bhetav,
Ho na?
Ho bolna lajaycha kay tyat?


Pratyek BEDKAla asach watate.

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Himat asel tar yapexa

Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav
Sir:Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle
Stu:10hatti
Sr:Are wa,kase olkhle
St:karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.

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Jyanchyakade internet

Jyanchyakade internet explorer nahi,te sagle bhikari ahet...
..
... kase? ...
..

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..
...
....
.
"Swami tinhi jagaacha I.E. vina bhikari"!

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Rang-gandhachya

Rang-gandhachya utsavat,
Samil hou ya sarejan,
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun,
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha.

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ‘ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ‘ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

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