Fun Entertainment online - Wallpapers,Gossips,Funny SMS,..........: 02/20/09

Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.

Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai...
Baith k char panne palat lo beta
final paper girl friend ne nahi banaya hai!

2 lovers are sitting in a park

2 lovers are sitting in a park,
Boy was trying 2 touch the girl
Girl: No, no, all this only after marriage
Boy: OK, then call me after ur m'rage!

After robbing a bank

After robbing a bank

Munna:"count kar kitna rokda banaya apun aaj"

Circuit:"dimag pe load nahi leneka bhai, kal akhbhar mein padh lene ka"

Milna bichdna sab kismat ka khel he,

Milna bichdna sab kismat ka khel he,
kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel he,
bik jata he har rista duniya me,
sirf DOSTI hi yahan "Not 4 Sale hai"

A very bad shayari which might even kill u..

A very bad shayari which might even kill u..

Aatma choor gayi sharir purana...

Aatma choor gayi sharir purana

Didi tera devar diwana.

Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha

Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha

Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Sardar: Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni KiloMtr Chalta he

Once Papu was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Once Papu was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Papu:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL

Niche tumhare liye Dosti ka Gift he.

Niche tumhare liye Dosti ka Gift he.

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ye danda he!
sar pe padega to akal thikane ayegi.
ek to sms nahi karte or gift chaahiye

Dad: Beta, koi aisa kaam karo jisse tumhara naam

Dad: Beta, koi aisa kaam karo jisse tumhara naam duniya ke chaaro kono mein fail jaye.

Son: Aisa bilkul nahi ho sakta,Duniya to gol hai na.!

2 sardar in a coffe house

2 sardar in a coffe house
1st:Jaldi pi, coffe thandi ho jaegi
2nd:To kya hoga?
1st:Bewkuf menu card dekh
Hot coffe-Rs 6
Cold coffe-20

Ram nay been bajai OR seeta duurk ayai

Ram nay been bajai OR seeta duurk ayai
Kishan nay bansuri bajai OR Radha bhagk ayai
aur hum nay sirf Seti bajai Woh Apne BHAI ko layaai

Love & death r two uninvited guests

Love & death r two uninvited guests,
when they cum nobody can stop them
but both do d same work
1 takes d heart n d other takes its beats

Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me,

Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me,

Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Me.

Magar Ye Dilruba Nahi Samajti,

Golgape Khati Firti Hai Baazar Me

Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:

Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:
1. PEHLI bar is tarah khao ki dusri bar milega nahi.
2. DUSRI bar is tarah khao ki pehli bar khaya hi nahi.

Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,

Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,
"Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,
Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do"

Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho.

Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho.

Girl: nahi yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hoon

Boy: to bulaao na kabhi mehfil jamate hai

Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h

Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h,
Aapka chehra nigahon me bas jata h,
ek dam se meri aankh khul jati h
Dil se ye aawaz aati hai
MUMMY BHOOT

YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat ko

YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat ko
hoon.. hoon..
Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aise
matRo warna bada hokar tu
HIMESH RESHAMIYA ban jayga

Amitabh-Mere Paas Bum

Amitabh-Mere Paas Bum
Patakhe
fuljhari
Anar
Rocket,
Sab Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Sashi-Mere Paas Maa...

Maa
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Maachis he

A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.

A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?

Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?
"Road k nal se pani pina
Garib piye to aadat
Amir piye to adaa
Ab Sms ko le lo
Ap bhejo to ada Main bheju to adat

Ankhein teri roye ansu mere hon

Ankhein teri roye ansu mere hon
Dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho
E mere dost apni dosti itni gahri ho ki sadak
pr tu mar khay orGalti meri ho

Hmari dosti TabKhatm hogi jab 1GUnga 1behre

Hmari dosti TabKhatm hogi jab 1GUnga 1behre
ko cal kar k bATAYEG ki 1andhe ne dekha ki
1langda bhag raha tha Ganje k piche bal katne k LIYE.

T.T 2 Papu in Train, Ticket batao.

T.T 2 Papu in Train, Ticket batao.

Papu: Ye lo.

T.T:Ye to purani Ticket hai.

Papu:To train kya abhi showroom se nayi nikali hai kya?

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Welcome to www.sharif.com

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Sochta hu k ye daulat,ye bangla

Sochta hu k ye daulat,ye bangla,ye duniya bhar ke aisho-aaram sab chhod ke kahi chala jau lekin
fir sochta hoon
PAHLE YE SAB MILE TO SAHI!

Dapu:Aj party kis khusi me?

Dapu:Aj party kis khusi me?

Papu:Meri scooter kho gayi.

Dapu:To!

Papu:Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha
warna me bi gum ho jata..!

Full form of boys

Full form of boys
B-badmashiyo me sabse aage
o-owl ki tarah raat ko ghumte hai
y-yaaro ke yaar hote hai
s-shareef sirf Parents ke aage.!

Kitne special ho aap

Kitne special ho aap,
Khud ko duniya ki nazro se bachaya karo,
Sirf kajal lagana hi kafi nahi hai,
Gale me neebu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.

In USA every year Edison's bday is

In USA every year Edison's bday is
celebrated by power cut for 2 mins.

But here due to over respect,
We celebrate it daily for 3-4 hrs!

Miss karte hai aapko

Miss karte hai aapko,
Yaad bhi bahut Satati hai,
Karne ko to phone bhi
kar lete par,
Costumer Care ki ek
ladki balance kam batati hai

Principal:Why u r late?

Principal:Why u r late?
Papu:- Bike puncture sir!!
Princpal:- Why can't you come in bus?
Papu:- I am not that much rich to buy bus sir!!

Papu-Kya Dusro Ki Galti Se Fayda Uthana Achi Baat He

Papu-Kya Dusro Ki Galti Se Fayda Uthana Achi Baat He
Pandit-Nhi,Paap H
Pap-To fir Muze wo Rs vpas Kro jo Shadi k Time dakshina me Diya The

Smart boss+smart employee=profit

Smart boss+smart employee=profit
Smart boss+dumb employee=production
Dumb boss+smart employee=promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

pyaar ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho

pyaar ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho

Hamari pyaar kabhi Kam na ho

Aapko mile har Roj Nayi girlfrnd

Jinki Umar 40 Saal se Kam na ho.

Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje

Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Papu: Nahi
Girl: Q Nahi?
Papu: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.!

I Love you!

I Love you!

Ye msg kisi 10 ladki ko bhejho aur jeto najdiki
Police Station ki trip,Sath me Kahna,pina aur
uparse Body massage bilkul free

Har shaks ko diwana bana deta hu

Har shaks ko diwana bana deta hu
Mili najar to fasana bana deta hu
Dil k marij ho to kar lo dosti mujh se
Har dil ko dhadak na sikha deta hu

Jane kaha the or kaha aa gaye

Jane kaha the or kaha aa gaye
duniya me ban k 1 mehman aa gye
abhi to zindagi ki kitab padhi b nhi puri
aur jane kahase aa gayi
JEE or AIEEE

2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi

2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi,

1St:Ye HUSBAND Kya Hota He?

2nd:Are Tu Nahi Janti?Ye Ek Tarh Ka Baind Hota He,Jise Aurate Belan Se Bajati He

GANDHIGIRI Ki Safalta K Bad Pesh Hi 'MsgGiri'

GANDHIGIRI Ki Safalta K Bad Pesh Hi 'MsgGiri' ,

Jisme Ap Msg Kre Ya Na Kre Hum Msg Bhejte Rhenge,

Kabi Toh Sharmake Aap Msg Bhejenge

Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?

Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?
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Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!

U R My Best Friend

U R My Best Friend
Bharosa Nahi? Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadnge Mai 123 Bolunga Tum Kud Jana Bad Me Jab ap 123 Bologe To Mai Kud jaunga.

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