Fun Entertainment online - Wallpapers,Gossips,Funny SMS,..........: 01/01/09

Teacher: Oxygen is must for breathing. It discover in 1773.

Teacher: Oxygen is must for breathing. It discover in 1773.
Santa: thank God i was born after that. Pehle paida hota to mar hi jata.

A young man Studying Abroad Sent SMS to his Father:

A young man Studying Abroad Sent SMS to his Father:
Dear Dad,no money,no fun,your son.
Father replied: DearSon,too bad,sosad,your dad.

Preeto: kurri jawan ho gayi

Preeto: kurri jawan ho gayi wey koi changa munda wekho 26saal da howay.
Santa: jey 26 saal da na milay tey 13 13 de 2 le awaan?

1 toh sharmate bahut ho

1 toh sharmate bahut ho, baat kare koi toh itraate bahut ho. Dil chahta hai tumhe choom loon, par suna hai tum chillate bahut ho.

Santa: Jaldi se 1000Rs de, Mai purse ghar bhul aya..

Santa: Jaldi se 1000Rs de, Mai purse ghar bhul aya..
Banta: Dost hi Dost k kam ata hai,Ye le 10Rs, Riksha kar Aur ghar se Purse leke Aa.

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar, Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata.

YaadKarne ki Koi CheezChahiye

YaadKarne ki Koi CheezChahiye,
Aap Nahi ToAapki TaswirChaiye.
Par Taswir Hamaara DilBehla NaSakegi,
Kyonki Yeh Aapki Tarah Muskura Na Sakegi

Friends are like Rainbow

F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Are Like
R.A.I.N.B.O.W
They Brighten Your
L.I.F.E
After You Have
Gone Through A
S.T.O.R.M

Son asked to Dad: "Dad, how much is 5+5?"

Son asked to Dad: "Dad, how much is 5+5?"
Dad: "You dumb, You don't know this, go and get a calculator."

Log Barson Juda Hoke Jeete Hain

Log Barson Juda Hoke Jeete Hain,
Magar Apna To Yeh Haal Hai Sanam,
Ek Pal Ek Din Jee Sakenge Na Hum
Ek Duje Ke Bina.

Promise me we r true FRIENDS

Promise me we r true FRIENDS,
U r the roof i am the garden.
U r the floor i am tiles.
U r the sun i am rays.
I am the tree you r the MONKEY!

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"&After MarriageWe Sleep With Our "WIFE"

Banta:Ye Chitthi Tum Kise Likh Rahe Ho?

Banta:Ye Chitthi Tum Kise Likh Rahe Ho?
Santa:Khud Ko
Banta:Isme Kya Likha Hai?
Santa:Maloom Nhi
Banta: Kyun?
Santa:Abhi Mujhe Mili Aha Hai

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I sawyour dad paying the bill !!!

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,?Bhai yeh sab howa kaise??
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko?
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao?

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.?

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli ,Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire??

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire??
Millionaire: ?I owe everything to my wife.?
Interviewer: ?Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: ?What were you before you married her??
Millionaire: ?A Billionaire?

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, ?What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Than we met.

My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

Husband - tum kon hoo
Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

Husband: doosray doctor k paas

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

On the Day of Judgement,you shall be called by your names.

The Holy Prophet(pbuh) has affirmed:'On the Day of Judgement,you shall be called by your names.

So prescribe fine names for yourselves.'

Do not sink down(low) at them as if they were deaf or blind.

Quran:25.73 And those who,when they are warned by the Signs of their Lord,do not sink down(low) at them as if they were deaf or blind.

We have commanded unto man kindness towards parents

Quran 46:15 'And We have commanded unto man kindness towards parents.His mother beareth him with suffering,bringeth him forth with suffering,bearing of him & weaning of him is thirty months.'

Do not make false promises,Never laugh at others

Do not make false promises,Never laugh at others,nor boast of ur own superiority or indulge in self praise.do not pass remarks on others.

Do not spoil ur tongue with dirty talk

Do not spoil ur tongue with dirty talk,do not speak ill about others,never indulge in backbiting,do not complain against others.

The people who believe in Allah

The Holy Prophet(pbuh) has observed:'The people who believe in Allah & the Day of Judgement should show hospitality to their guests.'

So always speak politely & moderate voice.

Quran 31:19 - inna annakara'l aswa'ti lasau'tul hamiri-

Meaning- Lo! the harshest of all the voice is the voice of the ass.

So always speak politely & moderate voice.

'If one or both of thy parents reach an advanced age with thee

Inna yablu'ganna indakal'kibara ahdu'huma aao'kilaa huma fala takul'lahuma oof'fio wala
tanhar'huma

Meaning-'If one or both of thy parents reach an advanced age with thee,say not 'fie' unto them nor repulse them'

Speak slowly in a proper & dignified manner

Speak slowly in a proper & dignified manner.Do not speak in a hurried manner,

nor indulge in fun and jokes all the time as it degrader you in the eyes of others.

Be soft-spoken,reasonable & sympathetic in your conversation.Do not utter sharp,harsh and teasing remarks.

Allah said:Sons of Adam inveigh against Time

Prophet Muhammad(pbuh) said: Allah said:Sons of Adam inveigh against Time,& I am Time,in My hand is the night & the day.

To establish regular prayers & to fear Allah:

Human should not be ignorant to achieve Islamic knowledge.

'To establish regular prayers & to fear Allah: For it is to Him that we shall be gathered together.' Quran 6.72

Muslim should attain higher consciousness

Muslim should attain higher consciousness,it can be attained only by purely dedicated namaz with full zeal.

Islam is true natural religion,Muslim should be truly to the morals of Islam.

Islam is religion (profession) which is in its pure form

Islam is religion (profession) which is in its pure form,every Muslim should try to be professional Muslim.

The Holy Prophet (pbuh) affirmed 'Woman who are nude

The Holy Prophet (pbuh) affirmed 'Woman who are nude in spite of having garments on them,who allure others & are allured by others shall be consigned to Hell

Verily my prayer,and my sacrifice

-Inna'salati wanusuki wamah'yaa'ya wama'maathi lillahi rabbil'alamina la'sharika lahu-Al An'am

"Verily my prayer,and my sacrifice,and my living and my dying are for Allah,Lord of the worlds."

Salath is better then sleep.

ALL PRAISE BE TO ALLAH,He is cherisher,sustainer of whole universe.Salath is better then sleep.

We do not know when we r born

We do not know when we r born,same as we do not know when we gonna die,our body is from earth & will go back to earth.

Human body is vehicle of life on earth

Human body is vehicle of life on earth,we cant rule our body but we can drive.ALL PRAISE BE TO ALLAH,He is the ruler,owner of the worlds.

O our Allah! Grant forgiveness to me and my parents

The Holy QURAN enjoin:'Rabba'nagh'firli wali'walidayya walil'mumini'na yauma'yakumul hisaab.'

Meaning:'O our Allah! Grant forgiveness to me and my parents & pardon all the faithful on the day of Reckoning.'

Peace can be achieved best only by submission of our will to ALLAH's

Peace can be achieved best only by submission of our will to ALLAH's will.
By following Faradh & Sunnah strictly.

Set out in search of livelihood and lawful earnings early in the morning,...

The Holy Prophet(pbuh) observed:'Set out in search of livelihood and lawful earnings early in the morning,...

for work in the morning is auspicious and brings prosperity.'.

When you r surrounded by the enemy,recite this:

When you r surrounded by the enemy,recite this:'Allahummas'tur aaura'thina wa'aamin rau'athina'(Ahmad,Hisn)

Meaning:'ALLAH! Do safeguard our honour and respect,and bless us with peace in this state of fear & harassment.'

Life is temporary,we r on this earth just to give exam of our deeds

Life is temporary,we r on this earth just to give exam of our deeds,believing in unseen,working for Peace

Allah has shown us clear signs in surrounding

Allah has shown us clear signs in surrounding,take ourselves,look at tree,birds,animals,who created them,LET ALL PRAISE BE TO ALLAH

Quran:'Slay not your children fearing poverty.

Quran:'Slay not your children fearing poverty.We shall provide for them and for you.Lo the slaying of them is great sin'(17:31)

O people! Seek forgiveness of Allah for your shop

The Holy Prophet(pbuh) observed:'O people! Seek forgiveness of Allah for your shop and return to Him.

He who takes the initiative in offering 'SALAM' is the nearest to Allah".

The Holy Prophet (pbuh) observed: "He who takes the initiative in offering 'SALAM' is the nearest to Allah".

On hearing a tragic or painful news recite :

On hearing a tragic or painful news recite :
'Innalillahi wa'inna ilaihi raji'uun'

Meaning: 'Lo! We are Allah's and Lo! unto Him are we to return.'

A Muslim has five rights over another Muslim:

A Muslim has five rights over another Muslim:
1.To make a response to the 'Salam'.
2.To visit him if he is lying ill.
3.To join in the funeral procession.
4.To accept the invitation.
5.To respond to sneeze.

The Quran is the book of signs

The Quran is the book of signs(ayath's),signs of science.Science is one of sign which tells us presence of Allah(swt).

Praying to Allah for grace for our parents:

Praying to Allah for grace for our parents: 'WAKUR'RABBIR HAM'NI KAMAA'RABBIYANI SAGHIRA".

'And say : My Allah ! Have mercy on them both as they did care for me when i was little.'

Lailaha'illalah Muhammadur'rasoolullah

Lailaha'illalah Muhammadur'rasoolullah-There is no god(diety),but Allah,Prophet Muhammad(pbuh)is messenger of Allah.

Prophet(pbuh) said " The servant gets nearest unto God

Prophet(pbuh) said " The servant gets nearest unto God by means of reciting the Qur'an ".

Best way to PRAISING ALLAH is by surrendering our will

Best way to PRAISING ALLAH is by surrendering our will to ALLAH'S Will.In Namaz Muslims prostrate in front of ALLAH.

'Iqra' the first of first surah AL-ALAQ which was revealed

'Iqra' the first of first surah AL-ALAQ which was revealed to Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) by Angel Jibreil(AS).Iqra means read,proclaim.

Wats the use of reading w/o Understanding,brothers and sisters wake up,its very necessary to understand Holy Quran

We are born in particular mothers womb without our permission

We are born in particular mothers womb without our permission,death comes to us without asking our permission.

If death takes our permission den everybody would have said NO! But it is inevitable.den y are we sent to this earth?

Blaming others is of no use,correcting ourselves

Ash'shura:verse30-"Wama asabakum mim'musibatin fabi'ma kasabath aaidikum wa ya'fu an kasir."

Meaning:'Whatever misfortunes comes to you,it is because of the things your hands have done,and for many Allah pardons generously.'

It shows clearly that misfortunes comes to us by our own deeds,now if we are facing any difficulties we blame others but no.

Blaming others is of no use,correcting ourselves is more important,LIFE IS TEST

Peace can be achieved only by surrendering ourself to Allah's Will

Life is test,dear brothers and sisters its very important to lead a life according to Islamic(peaceful)way of living.

Peace can be achieved only by surrendering ourself to Allah's will,its very important to read and understand Quran.

Prayer on arising from sleep:

Prayer on arising from sleep:'Alhamdulillahil'lazi ah'yana ba'dama aa'matana wai'lai'hinnushur.'

Meaning:'Praise be to Allah Who restored us unto life,having cause us to die and unto Him shall be the Resurrection.'

The only religion unto Allah is the surrender

Holy Quran affirms:" Inn'naddina Indal'laahil Islam."

Meaning:"The only religion unto Allah is the surrender (unto Him).' Quran(3:19)

On wearing a new dress,a person should recite:

On wearing a new dress,a person should recite:"Al'hamdulillahil'lazi kasaa'ni maa'oowari' bihi aaora'thi wa'ata'jammalu bihi'fi hayati-"

Meaning:'Praise be to Allah Who clad me with that wherewith I cover my shame,and wherewith I adorn myself in my life.'

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