Mukesh said to Anil Ambani,"I want to kiss ur wife"

Mukesh said to Anil Ambani,"I want to kiss ur wife"

Anil replied "Ok but 40 paise/min..

Anil's wife Shouted,"don't cheat him,Reliance to Reliance is free.

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What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It's when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends

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A kiss is a contraction of the mouth

A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an enlargement of the heart.

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nothing is more sweeter than kissing you

Roses are red, violets are blue, nothing is more sweeter than kissing you.

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A kiss is not really a good kiss until it consists of 4 elements:

A kiss is not really a good kiss until it consists of 4 elements: honesty, responsibility, respect, and last but not least, love.

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You have kissed my lips

You have kissed my lips, and left an imprint on my heart.

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woman loses hers after four kisses

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks. A woman loses hers after four kisses.

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A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one.

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one.

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when u kiss a British girl she says "kiss me softly"

when u kiss a British girl she says "kiss me softly"
when u kiss a American girl she says "kiss me hardly"
and
when u kiss a Pakistani girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na" (Don"t tell anybody)

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Kiss: Demand is always higher than the supply

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

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if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you

if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love. thanks god an angel came into my life!

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Those luscious lips I love to kiss

My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss

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U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk.

U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i"ll kiss ur lips without fear. u"ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

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TaLk 2 me wHen i"m boReD, kiSS me wHen i"m saD

TaLk 2 me wHen i"m boReD, kiSS me wHen i"m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i"m sTill Alive...

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Kis kis ne kis kisko kis kis mehphil mein KISS kiya

Kis kis ne kis kisko kis kis mehphil mein KISS kiya



Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya



Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

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What is a kiss? In view of Geometry:

What is a kiss? In view of Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...

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Got a gift 4 u! No cost! No batteries required!

Got a gift 4 u! No cost! No batteries required! Tax free, performs silently, extremely personal! Fully returnable! Its a kiss from ME 2 U!!

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Darling! i love u..

Darling! i love u..
u r so far
i miss u...
really i miss u...
bcoz i want 2 kiss u!.........

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A PAGE IS YELLOW IN WHICH U WILL FIND A FELLOW

A PAGE IS YELLOW IN WHICH U WILL FIND A FELLOW WHO WILL KISS U UNDER THE PILLOW.

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Give me one kiss to go to sleep

Give me one kiss to go to sleep.
Give me two kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses to, when I wake up in the morning, think of you as the last kiss I never forget it.

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