Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me

Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me,
I don't know how she got my no,she interrupts whenever I call someone and says 'please recharge your card'.

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Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay

Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay

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Sardar to Call centre girl

Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai?

Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status.

Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka

........By prakash

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Beti: Maa! gaon me foji aaye hai

Beti: Maa! gaon me foji aaye hai

Ma:Tu andar ja inki niyat kharaab hoti hai

Beti: foji sardar hai

Ma:To bakri ko bhi andar le ja

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Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?

Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?
waiter: Paji murga langda tha.aur dil?Paji wo murgi le gayi.
Abe dimag to hoga? Sorry paji murga sardar tha..

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Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto

Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto

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Ek sardar gusse main: Oye ! main iss duniya ko mita dunga

Ek sardar gusse main: Oye ! main iss duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga aur mita dunga !!

Dusra sardar: Main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga..!

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Aik sardar bachpan se hairaan pareshaan rehta tah

Aik sardar bachpan se hairaan pareshaan rehta tah yeh soch ker k meri behan k do bhai phir mera Ek kaise .

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Man: Oye ! tera ek dant Blue kise ho gaya?

Man: Oye ! tera ek dant Blue kise ho gaya?
Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.
Man: kyon?
Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai

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Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya

Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya.
wife :Apka pajama geela kaise hua?
Sardar,'vahan likha tha,sharer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen...!

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dolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad

dolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha

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Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?

Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.

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Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"

Sardar 2 hotel manager: "Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: what can i do?
Sardar: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

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Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.

Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.
Sardar party puhnchy to dekha

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Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.

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Sardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..?

Sardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..?

Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office..

Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st

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1 dafa sardar ji ko call aya

1 dafa sardar ji ko call aya
aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon
tu dosri taraf se awaz ai may bool raha hoo
tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo

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A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.

A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.
The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:oye! 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.

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Son:papa 5+5 how much

Son:papa 5+5 how much
Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,
ja jake andarse caliculater la

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