Usko Apna kehna kyo ajeeb laga

Usko Apna kehna kyo ajeeb laga,
Dil se usko bhulaana kyu ajeeb laga.
Wafa karte hai hum har kisi se,
fir usse bewafa kehna kyu ajeeb laga

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0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw

0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw
Not only Because Its Always Fun With You
But Also Because I Wouldn't Mind
Going Down 2 See You Rising

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Santa visits bombay after many years

Santa visits bombay after many years.

So he shouts:"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

Air hostess: tells him -B- silent.

So santa starts shouting- "ombay... ombay..."

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Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga

Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga.
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Kyunki ladkio ko ye aawaz lahani hogi : pappi to le lo....Pappi to le lo.

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Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna

Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna,

Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna,

Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha mera mat samajna.

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Bas karo,kisine dekh liya to?

Girl: Bas karo,kisine dekh liya to?

Boy: kuch nahi hoga,bas sidhi raho aur thoda khol k rakho,
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Agar paper nahi dikhaya 2 fail ho jaun ga

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1 Bar dekha to dost ki saheli thi

1 Bar dekha to dost ki saheli thi,

Dost hui to wo 1 paheli thi,

Pyar hua to jaan hatheli pe thi,

Shadi pe pata chala wo us Area ki Chameli thi

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Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi

Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi

Dipu: tu uska khayal nahi rakta hoga,

Pappu: Are yaar sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko me.

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Kiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko

Kiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko,
Kiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko,

Gardish me chod dete he kutte bhi sher ko

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Jab Baga me Bahar awegi

Jab Baga me Bahar awegi,
tab mahari SMS ki Barsat awegi,
tanhaiya to thari dur ho jaweji,
par maro Bill bharwan kai thari Sasu Awegi

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