Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
Read more...Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar.
Read more...Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Santa tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite
Santa tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there.............
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayeg
Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry,I haveone mor
Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.
Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Santa: why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it.
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Give thousand chances to your enemy
Give thousand chances to your enemy
To become your friend.
But never give a single chance to your Friend
To become your enemy.
Coins always make sound
Coins always make sound,
But the currency notes are always silent.
So, when your value increases,
Keep yourself calm and silent.
Erasers are for people who make errors
Erasers are for people who make errors.
But a better saying:
Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.
Circumstance does not make the man
Circumstance does not make the man;
it reveals him to himself
---James Allen
Impossible is a word found in dictionary of fools
Impossible is a word
to be found only
in the dictionary of fools.
----Napoleon Bonaparte
The only way of finding the limits of the possible
The only way of finding
the limits of the possible
is by going beyond them
into the impossible.
-------Arthur C. Clarke
All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination
All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination,
Imagination is the workshop of your mind,
capable of turning mind energy
into accomplishment and wealth.
------Napoleon Hill
The fear of death follows
The fear of death follows
from the fear of life.
A man who lives fully is
prepared to die at any time.
-------Mark Twain
Death is not the biggest fear we have
Death is not the biggest fear we have
our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive
the risk to be alive and express what we really are.
------Don Miguel Ruiz
success depends solely upon what you think.
Remember, happiness doesn’t depend
upon who you are or what you have,
it depends solely upon what you think.
-----Dale Carnegie
The only man who never makes mistakes
The only man who never makes mistakes
is the man who never does anything.
--Theodore Roosevelt
At least three times every day
At least three times every day
take a moment and ask yourself
what is really important.
Have the wisdom and the courage
to build your life around your answer.---Lee Jampolsky
Work as though you would live forever
Work as though you would live forever,
and live as though you would die today.--Og Mandino
Know the true value of time
Know the true value of time;
snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it.
No idleness, no delay, no procrastination;
never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.--Earl of Chesterfield
Failure is simply the opportunity
Failure is simply the opportunity
to begin again,
this time more intelligently.--Henry Ford
If a man does only what is required of him
If a man does only what is required of him,
he is a slave.
If a man does more than is required of him,
he is a free man.--Chinese Proverb
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited.
Imagination encircles the world.--Albert Einstein
The whole secret of a successful life
The whole secret of a successful life
is to find out what is one’s destiny to do,
and then do it.--Henry Ford
Dream is not what you see in sleep.
"Dream is not what you see in sleep. It is something that does not let you sleep"- Abdul Kalam.
Read more...No one will manufacture a lock without a key
No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions.
So defeat your problems with great confidence.
In this world people will always throw stones
In this world people will always throw stones
in the path of ur success,
it depends on you…
What you make from them
'A wall' or 'A bridge'
Every bad situation will have something positive..
Every bad situation will have something positive..
even a stopped clock shows correct time twice a day..
think of this and lead ur life…
Success is never permanent.
Success is never permanent.
Failure is never final.
so always do not stop effort
until your victory makes a history.
We should take inspiration from the waves
We should take inspiration from the waves,
they rise n fall
but each time they fall
they never fail to rise again.
Nothing can be changed by 'Changing the Face'
Nothing can be changed by 'Changing the Face',But
Everything can bechanged by "Facing the Change" .
A word of encouragement from a true friend during failure
"A word of encouragement from a true friend during failure is worth more than an hour of praise by anyone after success".
Read more...The winners of life’s game aren’t those
The winners of life’s game aren’t those
who have never tasted failure
But
Those who have tasted failure
again and again but never give up
Frogs had a competition to reach top of a tree
Frogs had a competition to reach top of a tree,all frogs saying they cant, one reached d top, how,bcoz its deaf.
B a deaf b4 negatives 2 reach top.
Hardwork is like stairs & Luck like a lift
Hardwork is like stairs & Luck like a lift.
Lift may fail sometimes but whatever may be the occasion, stairs will always get you to the top.
If u miss an opportunity don't fill the eyes with tears
"If u miss an opportunity don't fill the eyes with tears"
"Ur tears will hide another opportunity infront of U"
Always have a unique character like SALT
Always have a unique character like SALT,
It’s presence is not felt
but
it’s ABSENCE makes all things “TASTELESS”
SUCCESS - Is YOURS …
DREAM - More
THINK - High
CHOOSE - Best
ANALYZE - Twice
PLAN - Perfect
BE - Confident
WORK - Hard
EXECUTE - Well
Then
SUCCESS - Is YOURS …
A Honey Bee Visits 2 Million Flowers
A Honey Bee Visits 2 Million Flowers
2 Collect Just 500 Mg Of Honey.
Our Workload Is Nothing Compared To Them.
Keep Working Hard N Be Successful…
Failure doesn't mean you are a failure
Failure doesn't mean you are a failure... it just means you haven't succeeded yet. -Robert Schuller
Read more...I'm a great believer in luck
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. -Thomas Jefferson
Read more...Try not to become a man of success
Try not to become a man of success,
but rather try to become a man of value. -Albert Einstein
Don't focus on the days when you failed
Don't focus on the days when you failed.
Focus on all of the days you won.
Keep a chart, monitor your successes, and don't give up!
-Robert Butterworthn
The man who has done his level best... is a success
The man who has done his level best... is a success,
even though the world may write him down a failure. -B.C. Forbes
You never achieve real success unless...
You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. -Dale Carneige
Read more...A man can get discouraged many times
A man can get discouraged many times but he is not a failure until he begins to blame somebody else and stops trying. -John Burroughs
Read more...Failure should never go to heart
Failure should never go to heart and success should never go to head,
both makes a person to fall in life. - Winston Churchill
Most of the people refuse to understand the SECRET CODE for success
Most of the people refuse to understand the SECRET CODE for success,
which is very simple And that is "JUST TRY AGAIN"
..........By Girish
Mistakes are embracing when they happen
Mistakes are embracing when they happen,
But years later,
you have a collection of mistakes,
called Experience,
which leads you to Success!!
Success is like your own shadow
Success is like your own shadow.
If u Try to catch them you will never succeed.
Ignore it And walk in your own way!
It will follow you!
Soft Speech clean heart
Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love. Always Makes you winner.
Read more...know the formula before solving the problem
Winning is the problem, but loosing is the formula, so better know the formula before solving the problem. Then you'll be winner!
Read more...There are two rules of success
There are two rules of success:
1. Never tell everything you know
2. Never tell you know everything
Accept the pain And get ready for Success.
Every success full person has a painfull story.
Every pain full story has a successful ending.
Accept the pain And get ready for Success.
Successful men and women keep moving
Achievement seems to be connected with action. Successful men and women keep moving.They make mistakes, but they don't quit. - Conrad Hilton
Read more...Whenever we find the key 2 success
Whenever we find the key 2 success, Some idiots change the lock..
So,Forget the key
Learn to break d doors...!
Thanks for being a great inspirer...
As you inspired others...
You added meaning to my life too...
Thanks for being a great inspirer...
Happy Teacher's Day!
A good teacher is like a candle
A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. Happy Teachers Day
Read more...Thanks Teacher to show me the way
Thanks Teacher
to show me the way
to lift my spirits
to believe in me
inspire me
Happy Teacher's Day!
The joys of learning come from you
The joys of learning come from you, for you make things simply wonderful to know
Happy Teacher's Day!
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