How 2 impress a Girl: Respect her,

How 2 impress a Girl: Respect her,
Honour her, Love her, Protect her, Care for her.
How to impress a boy?
Just smile (game over)...!

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A doctor wants 2 keep his name

A doctor wants 2 keep his name
infront of his clinic as.
'Dr.R.K Psychotherapist'
Santa was the painter n he wrote
Dr.R.K'Psycho the rapist'

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Sir:Tum Kal school Q nhi aaye?

Sir:Tum Kal school Q nhi aaye?
Student :sir mujhe bird flu ho gya tha
Sir:bird flu to murgiyo ko hota h?
Stu:sir ap rozana murga jo bnate The

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Kisi ko pareshan karne ke 7 tarike

Kisi ko pareshan karne ke 7 tarike









ye pehla hai.

6 phir kabhi

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1 Bhoot Dusre Bhoot se:

1 Bhoot Dusre Bhoot se:

Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai
na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban Jate
Hain aur Ladkiyan?

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Chudail Ki Chudail Rehti Hain!

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Bhikari ne phone kiya:

Bhikari ne phone kiya:
Hello Taj hotel??
1 pizza
1 biryani
1 rasmalai bhej do..
Taj: Kiske naam se bheju?
Bhikari: Allah ke naam pe bhej de

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Hindi teacher asks:

Hindi teacher asks:
kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai?
Student: 6 prakar ke-
local kaal
STD kaal
ISD kaal
Dialled kaal
Recived kaal
Miss Kaal

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Dad:Beta,Sasuralwale Gadi de to Suit mang lena

Dad:Beta,Sasuralwale Gadi de to Suit mang lena,Scoter de to Car,Dukan de to Makaan mang lena..


Beta:Agar ladki de to uske Maa mang lo?

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Ghar ke bahar wo nakab me nikli

Ghar ke bahar wo nakab me nikli
sari gali unki firaq me nikli
inkar karte the wo humari mohabat se
or hamari hi tasvir unki kitab se nikli

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Breaking NEWS.

Breaking NEWS.

My HEART for SALE
100% DISCOUNT
Plz inform all ur Girl Friends now
Last date is FEBURARY 14th!
HURRY!
Condition apply

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