Boy 2 girl: Kal maine apko kapde utarte hue dekha.

Boy 2 girl: Kal maine apko kapde utarte hue dekha.

Aap bahut tej utarti hai,jara dhere kapde utaro,varna.

kapde utarneki taar tut jaegi!!

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tumhare paas kya hai?

MBA student to sweeper-
mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai
logo me izzat hai
tumhare paas kya hai?

SWEEPER:
Mere paas naukri hai.

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Ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha

Ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha
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Idea can change ur life.
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To bataao uski panties pe kya likha hoga?
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Pehle 2 minute bilkul free

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Happy Pagal Day

Happy Pagal Day
Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Apki Nzr Me Dunya ka SbSe Bda Pagal ho
Mene To bhej dia
Ab muje snd kr k Maha paglon wali hrkat mt krna

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Ek truck dusre truck ko rassi baandh kar le jarahi thi.

Ek truck dusre truck ko rassi baandh kar le jarahi thi.

Ye dekh kar

sardar has has ke kehne laga-

Ek rassi le jane ke liye do do truck.

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Teacher- Aisa kon sa kam he ki 5 ladke eksath kar sakte he magar ladkiya nahi?

Teacher- Aisa kon sa kam he ki 5 ladke eksath kar sakte he magar ladkiya nahi?


Socho?


Socho socho?


Pappu- Ek balti me susu.

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PARESH RAWAL style:

Gud mng in

PARESH RAWAL style:
"Utha le re deva utha le
eeee'
"Mere ko nahi re baba mere dost ko"
'hee'
"Duniya se nahi re deva, NEEND se,"

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Pyar Ho Gaya He is Liye

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Kuch Nahi yar Mere
Mobile Ko Apke Mobile Se
Pyar Ho Gaya He is Liye
Line Mar Raha He.

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Naukrani:Mlkin! Chote Baba Ne Cokroch Kha Lia

Naukrani:Mlkin! Chote Baba Ne Cokroch Kha Lia
Malkin:Oh God!Call Dctor Fast
Naukrani:Aap Tension Na Lo Maine
Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia.

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Teacher:BIJLI kaha se aati he?

Teacher:BIJLI kaha se aati he?

Santa:MAMA k ghar se..

Teacher:Wo kaise?

Santa:Bijli jaane par papa kehte he


"SAALO ne phir bijli katli"!

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Boy: mein 18 year ka hu aur tum?

Boy: mein 18 year ka hu aur tum?

Girl: mein bhi 18 year ki hu

Boy: to phir chale?

Girl: kaha?
?

Boy: Dalne.....


VOTE...

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Main tumhare liye sb kuch chhod dungi

Girl: Main tumhare liye sb kuch chhod dungi
Boy: Parents
Girl: yes
Boy: friends
Girl: yes
Boy: Star Plus?
Girl: Muh sambhal k bat kar KUTTE.

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Kehte kash ye DOST Hamara hota.

Jeans T-shirt pehan kar jab mei Tayyar hota,
Utha k Mobile Bike pe sawar hota,
Dekhta log chhat pe chod kar,
Kehte kash ye DOST Hamara hota.

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Kore kagaz pe likha he tera naam

Kore kagaz pe likha he tera naam

Tasvir b utari he aur likha he ye paigam..

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Jinda ya murda pakadne wale ko 100000 ka inaam !

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Mayawati came 2 Lalu's house with a Goat..

Mayawati came 2 Lalu's house with a Goat..
Lalu:Bhaiswa ko kyu layi ho?
Maya:Dikhta nahi Goatwa hai?
Lalu:Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hun ...

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Ok Bye Take Care good Night

Ok Bye Take Care good Night
Bahut din se sms nahi kiya hai
ek pyara sa sms karo
jaldi se I am waiting
warna sapne me main aa jaunga

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Teri Berukhi Ko Pyar Samajh K G Lunga

Teri Berukhi Ko Pyar Samajh K G Lunga
Zehar Ko B Jaam Samajh K Pee Lunga
Kya fark Padta Hai koi Sath DeNaDe
Parchayi Ko Yaar Bana K G Lunga.

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Kyon Milte hain Log Bicharne K liye

Kyon Milte hain Log Bicharne K liye
Kyon Dost Bante Hain Bhoolne K Liye
Jab Hota Hai Ehsas Unse Doori Ka To
Kyon Yaad Ate Hain Rulane K Liye

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Santa : I love you Didi

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala - I love you.

Premika(Gusse se):Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi

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Sunsan sadak k sukhe peepal ki tuti tehni

Sunsan sadak k sukhe peepal ki tuti tehni k murjhaye patte pe bethe bhoot k pair se nikalte khun pe bethe beemaar bacteria ki kasam I miss U

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Rang De Basanti dekhne k baad ek Sardar ko bahut Gussa aaya.

Rang De Basanti dekhne k baad ek Sardar ko bahut Gussa aaya.

Friend asked:Why u r so much angry?

Sardar:Saala poori film me Basanti dikhi nahi

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zinda ho to 1sms bhejo

Namaskaar
zinda ho to 1sms bhejo
aasmaan me ho to baarish bhejo
Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo
aur agar NARAK me ho to
...
to
...
ENJOY THERE.

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kya meri nak tedi hai

kya meri nak tedi hai
ankhen mendki jesi hai
surat se besharm lagta hoon
phir log kyon kah rahe hain
ki meri shakal tumse milti hai........?

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Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call karna

Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call karna
MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS karna
BEVKUF ho to call karna
Aur
Agar teeno ho to kuch mat karna....

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Ye aisa MSG hai jise

Ye aisa MSG hai jise
Murkh log padte hai
Nalayak log forward karte hai
Gadhe delete karte hai
Aur
Pagal store karte hai
Aap kya karoge....?

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Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare

To Konsa Geet Gayega?
?
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?
?
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1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai.

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Lady:Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai

Lady:Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai

Doctor:KISS kitni bar karti ho?

Lady:Saal main 1 baar

Doctor:Infection nahi ZANG lag gaya hai

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