Can we do romance in the evening today?

Can we do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

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Suhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula

Suhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula

Sub Paresan Ho Gaye K Kya Hua


1Bacha Bola:Bhai Ne Raat ko Veselin Manga.

Mene Fevikwik De Dia

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Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dund Raha Hu

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Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company

Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company

Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya

Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga

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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra,

Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER "

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: " I Want To Apply For This Job"

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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra,

Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER "

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: " I Want To Apply For This Job"

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Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street

Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street,

Suddenlt his Wife Said,"Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird"

Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, "Where, Where"? no bird, shard !

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Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye

Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye.

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai.

Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga


.....By Premchand

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Sardar Dukandar Se

Sardar Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,

Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai


..........By Premchand (9908143742)

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Santa visits bombay after many years

Santa visits bombay after many years.

So he shouts:"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

Air hostess: tells him -B- silent.

So santa starts shouting- "ombay... ombay..."

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Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga

Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga.
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Kyunki ladkio ko ye aawaz lahani hogi : pappi to le lo....Pappi to le lo.

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Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna

Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna,

Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna,

Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha mera mat samajna.

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1 Bar dekha to dost ki saheli thi

1 Bar dekha to dost ki saheli thi,

Dost hui to wo 1 paheli thi,

Pyar hua to jaan hatheli pe thi,

Shadi pe pata chala wo us Area ki Chameli thi

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Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi

Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi

Dipu: tu uska khayal nahi rakta hoga,

Pappu: Are yaar sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko me.

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Kiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko

Kiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko,
Kiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko,

Gardish me chod dete he kutte bhi sher ko

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Jab Baga me Bahar awegi

Jab Baga me Bahar awegi,
tab mahari SMS ki Barsat awegi,
tanhaiya to thari dur ho jaweji,
par maro Bill bharwan kai thari Sasu Awegi

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1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

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Message of the year

Message of the year:
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!

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Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!

Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

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