Tumko Dekha to yeh khyaal Aaya,
Tumko Dekha to yeh khyaal Aaya,
Tumko Dekha to yeh khyaal Aaya,
ki
Paagalo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya !
LIPS Bhindi ki tarah
LIPS Bhindi ki tarah
GAAL Tamatar ki tarah
EYES Matar ki tarah
Pura face GOBHI Ki tarah
Ya KHUDA 1 dost diya Wo B Sabzi ki tarah
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Gandhiji chale gaye
Gandhiji chale gaye
Nehruji bhi gujar gaye
Meri bhi tabiyat aajkal thik nahi rahti
pata nahi is desh ka kya hoga
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Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes
Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes,4 Bunglow,3 Farmhouse hai,Aap ke Pass kya hai?
Amitabh:Mere pass beta hai Jiske pas teri ITEM hai!
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LADEN asked Kareena
LADEN asked Kareena,hows ur life?
She replied,kabhi khushi kabhi ghum
Then Kareena asked LADEN
what about U? He replied,kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB
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Beggar: I'm The Author of a Book called '420 Methods 2 Become Rich'
Beggar: I'm The Author of a Book called '420 Methods 2 Become Rich'
Man: Then y r u Begging ?
Beggar: This is One of the Best Methods !
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Funny SMS(Eng)
Mil gaya! Mil gaya!
Mil gaya!
Mil gaya!
DHINCHaK!
DHINCHaK!
Mil gaya re
apna sara kam
chodkr mera
msg padne wala 1
aur mil gaya........!!!!!
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Santa : I lost my dog
Santa : I lost my dog
Police : Put an add in newspaper
Santa : Dont b silly Sir, My dog can't read newspaper!
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Police SMS,
Santa SMS,
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EK minute k liye duniya me bure kaam ruk gahey he.
EK minute k liye duniya me bure kaam ruk gahey he.
Q
Batao Q ?
KyoKI
Shaitan is waqt sms pad raha hai
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Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Q pehne he?Aadha Jism Dikh Rha He
Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Q pehne he?Aadha Jism Dikh Rha He
Girl:Itni Salary Mein Yhi Aata He
Boss:Manager,isko 3 months tak Salary mat Dena
Ek operation k bad patient bola:
Ek operation k bad patient bola:
'Doctor saab kya ab me Thik hu ?'
Jawab mila: 'Beta doctor to niche reh gaye','mein to Chitragupt hu'
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Aasman me dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat sama,
Aasman me dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat sama,
Dharti pe dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat karishma,
Ab aaine me dekh,Ishwar ka sabse bada namuna !
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