Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hain

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.

Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.

Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hain

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Difference between wife & saali?

Difference between wife & saali?

Saali pension,wife tension,

Saali yummy, wife vehmi

Saali cool wife fool

Saali is fresh cake,wife-Earth Quak

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Tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon

Train mai ek husband apni wife say: "tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon."

"dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon"

Samnay wala passenger bola: "bhao bhao"

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Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?

Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?

Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.

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Jaldi utho mera shohar agaya

Biwi sotay hue zor se chilayi,

"jaldi utho mera shohar agaya"

Aadmi utha,Khidki se chalang laga di,Tang tut gayi,Phir khayal aya..

"BhenCHOD main hi to SHOHAR hoon!

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In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Daku Ko Buhat Mara Tum Ne.

Woman:Muje Kya Pata Daaku

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shaohar

Ghar Der Se Aya He.

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An old man married a young girl..

An old man married a young girl..

Someone asks the girl: aap ne in main shaadi kay liye kia dekha?

Girl: aik to inki "INCOME"

Aur dossre in kay "DIN KUM"

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Aur main sala puppy..!

Husband wife ki larai horahi thi,Unka chota bacha bhi wahan betha tha

Husband: tu sali kuti.

Wife: Tu sala kutta

Baccha masumiat se bola: Aur main sala puppy..!

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A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

Sawa paanch rupya de de..

“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe

sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…

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Wife: If I die what will u do?

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it.

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

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Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

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Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango

Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More

Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

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Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain

Chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?

WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai

2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

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Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend

mein galian kion de rahey thai?

Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?

Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

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1 horror movie dekhi

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,

1 churail kabhi mere age

kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,

Wife:Kaun si movie thi?

Husband:Apni shadi ki

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Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se

Sardar ki wife inspecter se:

Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo

lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya

Inspector bhi sardar tha:

bola

to behan kuch or paka lo

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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

Yr 1.Janu

Yr 2.O G.

Yr 3.Sunte ho?

Yr 1.O bunty k pappa

Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?

Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

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Husband wife mein larai hoi

Husband wife mein larai hoi,

Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husband:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”

Wife:Zeher.

Husband:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana

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Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.

Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”

Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”

Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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What’s the difference between Dava & Daru?

What’s the difference between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend,

that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,

Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired

stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…

I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

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