Fun Entertainment online - Wallpapers,Gossips,Funny SMS,..........: 01/09/09

Draupadi ka vastraharan

Draupadi ka vastraharan, dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan, dushasan ko pada bhari
saari mein saari, parag saari!

Pehle isko kapde pehnao, tabhi to wastra haran karunga

Q:-- what if Mallika sherawat plays the role of draupadi in Mahabharat?

A:-- Duryodhan would say "Pehle isko kapde pehnao, tabhi to wastra haran karunga"

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi, Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna, hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

QUESTION: What's pink and hard when it goes in..

QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum

Why do girls look beautiful?

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?

all false
Girls look beautiful because

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

A smile to put you on high…

A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?

twinkle Twinkle little star

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

GIRLZ OF 1990

GIRLZ OF 1990
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

GIRLZ OF 2009
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

I heard that good looks can kill…

I heard that good looks can kill…
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

Girls are like phones.

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Hey Dear Kaha ho

Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

I want u …

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

Love is an illusion!

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING

Jis train me sundar ladkiya safar karti ho

Jis train me sundar ladkiya safar karti ho
Us train ko kya kahenge....?

Socho....
Socho....
Socho....

Maalgadi.. Yaar

Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala

A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

INDIA KI REET

INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...

A General asks a young lady officer

A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

An journalist to mallika sherawat

An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....

Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.

Do you like mathematics?

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

A baby dog asks mama dog

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

Teacher: why are you late?

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Teacher: Eka varshat keeti ratri asatat?

Teacher: Eka varshat keeti ratri asatat?
Raju: 10
Teacher: 10? 10 kasha?
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Raju: 9 Navratri aani 1 Shivratra.

Anda Chicken crabs

Anda
Chicken
crabs
omllete
Mutton
Fish
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Haluch msg vacha ani delete kara kaaran ka non-veg msg ahe aani he msg khup ghaan asatat.

Pradhan: Rajesaheb rajesaheb ghaat zala

Pradhan: Rajesaheb rajesaheb ghaat zala, Ranisahebana miss cal ala
Raja: Kay pradhanji, ghya to bhala aani mis cal karanaryachya potat ghala

D moon said 2 me

D moon said 2 me,
"if ur frnd is nt msgg u,
then why dont u leave him?"

I looked bak 2 moon,
& said,
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"jaa naa,fokanichya,
tula kaay karaaychay?"

Corporate Concept:

Corporate Concept:
Ultimate way to Relief from Stress @ work..

Close your Eyes..

Take a Deep Breath..

Settle Down..

Just Relax..

then say...

"Bhosadyat Geli Company"

Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav

Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav
Sir:Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle
Stu:10hatti
Sr:Are wa,kase olkhle
St:karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.

Mi tichya mithit visiavlo hoto

Mi tichya mithit visiavlo hoto.
Vatle tiche marathiche vyakran tapasave, mhanun tila vicharle mithital 'Mi' pahila ki dusara? Ti hasat mhanali tisara.

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.

Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala

Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas Me dagad magitla Tu mala sundar murti dilis Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas bahiri aahes ki kay ?

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI

Reactions aftar kissing:

Reactions aftar kissing:
British girl : kiss me deeper harder
US girl: roll up ur tongue.
Chinesegirl: bite my lips.
Marathi girl : Plz kunala sangu nako!

In English Gud Nite

In English Gud Nite
In Hindi Shubh Ratri
In Urdu Shabba Khair
In Kannad Yara Nadi
In Telgu Pandanko Po
But were in
Maharashtra in Marathi
ZOP RE MELYA

A marathi student in a village was asked to read the English numbers

A marathi student in a village was asked to read the English numbers 70, 82, 89, 99
He reads 'Shewanti, Yeti tu ,Yeti nai, nai tar nai '

.... By ghansham

MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGI

MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGI
MULGA : Shabd Maze Geet Tuze,
Jeevan Gane Gashil Ka?
MULGI : Gaal Tuze Haat Maze,
Kanakhali Gheshil Ka?

Naxidar kathivari Reshmi vastr

Naxidar kathivari Reshmi vastr,

Tyachyavar chandicha lota, ubharuni Marathi manachi GUDHI,

Sajra karuya ha Gudhipadwa!

Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha!.

Q T 20 KA CAPTAIN KON HONA CHAHIYE ?

Q T 20 KA CAPTAIN KON HONA CHAHIYE ?

GUJJU : PATHAN

GUJRATI : SACHIN

SARDAR : SANIYA MIRZA

GUJJU : SANIYA ?

SARDAR:DHONI KI TARAH T-SHIRT NIKALEGI NA

Dharmendrachya ghari ekda marathi chor ghusala

Dharmendrachya ghari ekda marathi chor ghusala.

dharmendra ragane oradala, "kamine.."

chor ghabarat bolala "ho, thik ahe saheb, kami neto"

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.
T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande".
Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)

By Rajiv( hingoli)

lal pivli kombadi

lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant.

...... By suraj

Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo

Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo. Itaka Radlo ! Ki Badli Bharon Geli ? Pan Sali Haramkhor Ti Baadli Gheun Sandasla Geli ....

.....By ram babu

Ghadyalaat vajalet saat Ajun to antharunaat SMS karatoy

Ghadyalaat vajalet saat Ajun to antharunaat SMS karatoy tula mhanayala Suprabhat A maratHi boy proposing a girl:
Boy: shabd tuze, geet maze, jivan gane gau ka?
Girl:gal tuza haat maza, kana khali Lau ka?? tu distes chhan, tu hastes chhan, yaver ekach upay....subhamangal savdhan

Priye Tu mala havi aahes

Priye Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ....

What is ABCD Jeans??

What is ABCD Jeans??
Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".

When i call you: 1. Ringing means iam

When i call you: 1. Ringing means i am thinking about u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

Sakali hastes Dupari hastes Sandhyakali hastes

Sakali hastes Dupari hastes Sandhyakali hastes Ratri hastes Gharat hastes Rastyat hastes Yetana baghun hastes Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

SoMeDay u'll forget about me,My Name

SoMeDay u'll forget about me,My Name, My Voice.
Who I am & who I am 2 you
& if that ever happens..AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?". Doctor tyache sagle exams

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradt

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