Flirting is the only job in d world

Flirting is the only job in d world,
that a man cannot include in his resume,
despite having years of experience and,
number of references..

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QUESTION: What's pink and hard when it goes in..

QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum

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Why do girls look beautiful?

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?

all false
Girls look beautiful because

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if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

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A smile to put you on high…

A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?

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twinkle Twinkle little star

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

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I heard that good looks can kill…

I heard that good looks can kill…
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

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Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….

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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

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Hey Dear Kaha ho

Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

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I want u …

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

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Love is an illusion!

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING

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Flirting

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)]

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Aapake miss call bhi.....

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

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