2 behre admi..ek dusre se:

2 behre admi..ek dusre se:

1st: Tu bajar ja raha hai.

2nd: nahi re,mein bajar ja raha hoon.

1st: acha,mujhe laga tu bajar jaa raha.

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1 guy suddenly got up in a plane and said "Hijack"

1 guy suddenly got up in a plane and said "Hijack"

Evrybody put their hands up

Then suddenly another guy 4m other side got up and said "Hijohn"

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What would U say if petrol leaks from ur Maruti car?

What would U say if petrol leaks from ur Maruti car?

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Maruti-SUSU-ki

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A Gud News!

A Gud News!










Ur Down Button is Working Perfectly
he he he Good Day!

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Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.

Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.
Once pigeon came with no msg.
Angry Banta calls Santa!

Santa: Oye ! it was a missed call

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My hands never pain wen typing msg 4 U

My hands never pain wen typing msg 4 U,

But,

My Heart always pain when there is no reply 4 me from You.

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Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai.

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai.

Lalu Prasad: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?

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Teacher: Translate in English, "Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon".

Teacher: Translate in English, "Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon".
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After thinking a lot

Santa: I am not a mangoman

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Exams are like GIRLFRIENDS

Exams are like GIRLFRIENDS
1)Too many Questions ?
2)Difficult to understand
3)More explanations r needed
4)Result is always FAIL !

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Teacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile?

Teacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile?

Student : Sir, both r disconnectd when there is 'NO CURRENCY'

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A baby fish asked her mother,why can not we live on earth?

A baby fish asked her mother,why can not we live on earth?

Mother fish said:earth is not the place for fish,it is made for only selfish!

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Just IMAGINE you are in the Third floor

Just IMAGINE you are in the Third floor,
It catches Fire.How will you Escape?"

Sardar:"It is very simple,I wil Stop my imagination

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Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why?

Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why?

Think ..

Think ..

Bcoz..

When all the other girls say
"Namaste, Hi ! Hello"

They say
"WANNA COME"

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Mehak mohabbat ke kabi kam na ho gi

Mehak mohabbat ke kabi kam na ho gi,
Zindagi mohabbat say kam na ho gi,
Saath jo zindagi mein agar aap ka ho to,
Zindagi 'jannat' say kam na ho gi.

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I have opened an emotional bank account for you in my heart deposit

I have opened an emotional bank account for you in my heart deposit

  • Your love,
  • Kisses,
  • Hugs in it & I will make sure that you receive
  • Interest as long as I am alive.

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If i were to describe true love

If i were to describe true love,
Than i would describe it as what
A snowman did to a snow woman,
He gave her a warm hug and they Both melted in each others arms.

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Tum meri soch ho tumhe koi soche kyo

Tum meri soch ho tumhe koi soche kyo,
Tum meri chaht ho tumhe koi chahe kyo,
Tum mera aina ho tumhe koi dekhe kyo,
Tum meri dua ho tumhe koi mange kyo.

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Phoolon se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?

Phoolon se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?
Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai?
Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta hai,
Tumhare saath guzra howa har lamha yaad rehta hai.

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Na Sham Udas hogi

Na Sham Udas hogi,
Na rat Udas hogi,
Safaid kapron me lapti hoi meri lash hogi,
Ye dafnane wale mujhe waha dafnana,
Jaha subah sam meri membuba se,
Mulakat hogi.

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Ek teri khushi men apni jaan war don

Ek teri khushi men apni jaan war don,
Jeeti hoi bazi ik pal mein har doon,
Teri ankhon me anso humse dekhay nahi jaty,
Jo de tujhy ghum uski dunia ujaar don.

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Nafraten lakh mili koi mohabbat na meli

Nafraten lakh mili koi mohabbat na meli,
Zindagi beet gai per rahet na mili,
Teri mehfil mein her shakhs ko hansta dekha,
ek main tha jise hansne ki ijazat na mili.

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Tu chamakta chand teri roshni achi lgi

Tu chamakta chand teri roshni achi lgi,
Tu mera apna hay teri dillagi achi lagi,
Tujsy pehly to nahi tha zindagi ka kuch pata
Tu mila to tujh say mil kar ZINDGI ACHI LAGI

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Kash main chand tu sitara hota

Kash main chand tu sitara hota,
Falak pey ek ashiyana hamara hota
Sab tujhe door bohat door se dakhtey
Per tujhe chooney ka haq sirf hamara hota

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There are many people in this world

There are many people in this world
That I have known ,but it’s very difficult
To give them LOVE because my heart
And my soul can survive for you only
One until forever.

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Set A Place For Me In Your Heart And Not In Your Mind

Set A Place For Me In Your Heart And Not In Your Mind,

As The Mind Easily Forgets But The Heart Always Remembers.

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Guzre howay lamho ko yaad karna acha lagta hai.

Guzre howay lamho ko yaad karna acha lagta hai.
Us ko apni har saans ke sath yaad karna acha lagta hai.
Us ka zikar karna us se batein karna us ke naam ke saath apna naam acha lagta hai.
Hakikat mein na khialon mai sahi,
us ki kurbat mai waqt guzarna acha lagta hai.
Yeh fasle yeh durian mit jain ge,
Woh meri ban jae gee yeh soch kar kitna acha lagta hai.

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Lives are for living I live for you

Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

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Dear Customer,your friend Missing you Lot !

Dear Customer,
We would like to inform you that,
Your true friend Mr/Mrs Rahul Solanki is missing you a lot.
Thank you.
“Rahul”

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