Send this mssg to any 1 criminal as i did

Today is the death anniversary of POPE JOHN plzz switch of ur mobile 4 two minutes for due respect n send this msg to any 1 criminal as i did

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Three dreams of a man

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects.

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Heaven is when u have German Car

Heaven is when u have German Car, American Salary, Chines Food and Hindustani Wife.
Hell is when Car is Chines, Food is German, Wife is American and Salary is Hindustani

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A promising young man

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

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All people in this world

All people in this world

Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian

Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for

*
*

Changing underwear!

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MENTAL HOSPITAL

Hi!
How are you? R you free tomorrow?
Can you come to me because,
Tomorrow we are
Opening a New

MENTAL HOSPITAL
Admission is free, Specially 4 you.

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Forward this msg to 10 peoples

Forward this msg to 10 peoples
&
You will get nothing!!!

Its true.
Its working.

Even I didnt get anything!!!
Except a Lovely Smile on your Face.

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A Sardar in Traffic Police Was Suspended From His Job.

A Sardar in Traffic Police Was Suspended From His Job.


Why?

B'coz He Charged the Ambulance for Over Speed.

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I would love to take u out 4 dinner

I would love to take u out 4 dinner,
Make u sit beside the candle light,
Shower u with roses,
and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear

"PAY THE BILL"

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There is a saying: "If you want to be great

There is a saying:
"If you want to be great, you mast walk with great people"
Seriously!
I have no Objection, You can walk with me.

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A group of elephents were sitting on jungle

A group of elephents were sitting on jungle
A sexy female elephent passes by them.

Then a lofer elephent said 'wow what a figure 3400-2800-3600'

......By prem (ilu ilu)

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Democratic difference between USA & Indian

Democratic difference between USA & Indian

In USA U can kiss in a public place but can't susu.

In Indian U can susu in a public place but can't kiss

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Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...



MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .

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My relationship with u is like sugarcane
Break it
Crush it
Squeez it
and evn
Beat n grind it

You will alwayz
get sweetness

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Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..!

Teacher:
U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???

Student:
Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???

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What is the difference B/W mortein spray

What is the difference B/W mortein spray

& body spray?

If U use mortein spray U will die

If U don't use body spray People will die.

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Height of fashion?

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.

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If your father is a poor man

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

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What is the most important source of finance

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

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Angry man SMS 2 father-in-law

Angry man SMS 2 father-in-law:
“UR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS”
Father in law replies:
“SEAL BROKEN WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"

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Love calculator,check your love percentage with your Dream patner,love o meter

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