Fun Entertainment online - Wallpapers,Gossips,Funny SMS,..........: 01/07/09

1. Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu...
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM.

Love Marriage ikkum

Love Marriage ikkum,
Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference??
Naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage...
10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

Hi I have changed my number

Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number and my new number is .......'100'... Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom.

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

Teacher: Enma Sumathi, School-ukku Varumbodhu

Teacher: Enma Sumathi, School-ukku Varumbodhu Ippadiya Thalaiya virichu pottutu Varradhu???

Sumathi: Neengathane teacher, Neathikku Pooraa Pinniduven Pinniduvennu Sollikittu Iundheenga…

Tea Master Tea Poduvaaru…

Tea Master Tea Poduvaaru…

Parotta Master Parotta Poduvaaru…

Post Master Post Poduvaaru…

Appadinna……..

Head Master Mandaiyava Poduvaru….!!!

Oru nimishathula 130 name solla

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu…
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM.

Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL..

Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL.. 1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal... 2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. 3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku. 4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

Kadavul kitta dress keten...

Kadavul kitta dress keten...
Thuni kadaiye koduthar....
Sappadu keten..
Hotele koduthar...
Selavukku 5000 ketten...
un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...

If GIRLS vomits her parents asks

If GIRLS vomits her parents asks “Yaar antha parathesi naai…? If BOYS vomits “Parathesi naye kudichithu vandhu vanthi edukriyaa…?” yar vanthi eduthalum boys-ku than ketta peru Funny parents…

BUMPER OFFER… Enakku Thodarndhu

BUMPER OFFER… Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, ‘29′ inch colour TV’voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane’kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum… Anaa…Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

Kalaiyum neeye...

Kalaiyum neeye...
Malaiyum Neeye...
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye....
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae...

Japanese boy wants to Marry a TamilNadu Girl

Japanese boy wants
to Marry a TamilNadu Girl
but TN Girl’s parents
Didn’t Accept this
Marriage because the
Name of the Japan boy
is
‘Kunju-Nikkumo-Nikkaadho.’

Lady1: Ennoda Husband R.C.Book, License

Lady1: Ennoda Husband R.C.Book, License, Insurance, Helmet-nu Ellathaium marakkama eduthukittu, onnai mattum marandhuttu poyittar…

Lady2: Ethai???

Lady1: Bike-than… Adhu Ingeye irukku parunga!!!

Villager: Oru Thanni Bottle Kodunga

Villager: Oru Thanni Bottle Kodunga

Kadaikarar: Anga irukku eduthukkonga…

Villager: Enna eamatha pakkuriya adhula “Bacteria Free”-nu
pottirukkula, Kodu ennoda free Bacteria-yavai!!!

Kadaikarar: ???

Sardar tamil funny sms

Nermuga Thervil..
Sardar : Iya! Naan ulley varalaama?
INTERVIEWER : Wait please..
Sardar : 75 Kilo iya!!

Vittu Kodungal, viruppangal Niraiverum..

Vittu Kodungal, viruppangal Niraiverum.. Thatti kodungal, Thavarugal kuraiyum...sms kokungal...santhosam perugum....!!!

My dear friend Un peyaraikuda

My dear friend Un peyaraikuda, naan eudhuvadillai, "penamul" unnai kuthidimo endru...! dai...no...no.. Ala koodathu....control Ur-self....

Arali vithaiyum Alugirathu Ippothu

Arali vithaiyum Alugirathu Ippothu, " Thannaal" Irapavargalai vida " Pennaal" irapavargale Athigam endru.....!!!!

Oru penai unnidam athigamaga pesa

Oru penai unnidam athigamaga pesa anumathikathey Pin aval unai athigamaga pesa vaithi viduval " thaniyaga" .

Anbu Kaati thotthavanum illai

Anbu Kaati thotthavanum illai..... kovappattu jaithaanum illai.....so love others... smile always.....Don't hurt others heart.

Roudy ants mundi nunchi nunchi oka lady elephant

roudy ants mundi nunchi nunchi oka lady elephant
pothunte

One ant said to another ant

Aha dinamma 360 240 360 pori pitapita ladi potundi ra mama

Kalala Prayanam Melukuva varake

Kalala Prayanam Melukuva varake
Alala Prayanam Teeram Varake
Prema Prayanam Pellivarake
Kanee SNEHA PRAYANAM Maranam Varaku.

ROJULO prati kshanam Viluvinade.

ROJULO prati kshanam Viluvinade.
UDAYAM HOPE to Modalite,
MADHYANAM FAITH vastundi.
SAYANTRAM LOVE Pondite,
RATRI REST nu Mosukostundi. Evanni roju NEE JEEVITAM lo, Jaragalani Aasistu,

Prashantamina Vatavaranam

Prashantamina Vatavaranam,

Tension leni Jeevitam,

Anandamina Spoorthi,

Aarogya vantamina Body,

Maduramina Prema,

Evanni Neeku Andaalani NENU Aasistunnanu!

Nutana Sanvatchara SUBHAKANKSHALU!

New year Greeting

Pata Samvatcharalu VelliPotune untaayi.
Kaani EE YEAR Pratyekanga Neekosam Double Dose Aarogyam,
Antuleni Anandam, Naa WARM GREETINGS
Teesukostundi.... Anduko mari…

Ting Tong! Open the door?

Ting Tong! Open the door? Avaru? Nenu. Nenu Ante? Nenu SMS ni? Em Kavali? Oka Mata Chepali! Chepu. Good Night.

BUMPER OFFER Naku sms panpandi & win

BUMPER OFFER
Naku sms panpandi & win
Benz car photo
29” atta petti
Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai avakasam
Enka natho dinner me entlo.. hurry up.

Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi

Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi, antha sepu agali?
Talli kothi: 1 min aagu pellii kuthuru msg chaduvuthundhi, Adhi ayina ventane ne pelli.

Mitrama vunava? Poyava?

Mitrama vunava? Poyava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..

6 birds were sitting on a tree

6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5 birds flew away. but one bird was sitting.
Y...?
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balupu(neelage)

Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..

press down.....
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi. giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??

vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.

vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani

Meeku 57 va telugu akshram telusa?

meeku 57 va telugu akshram telusa?
leda?
ayite Ikkada choodoooo..............................!
kinda
kinda
inka kinda
inka inka
inka
inka
inka
inka......................
Ye school lo chadivavu baabooo............
57 va akshram telugu lo...? ha ha

Boy 2 girl:kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college

Boy 2 girl:kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunaru

Girl:akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley,medical college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru...

Kallu naavi choopu need

Kallu naavi choopu needi.....
pedavi naadi maata needi....
manasu naadi alajadi needi.
idenemo???
...... sommokaridi sokokaridi ante?????

Ippudu Good Morning Enta Anukuntunnava?

GOOD MORNING
Ippudu Good Morning Enta Anukuntunnava?
Naa Cell
Naa Money
Naa Ishtam
Neneppudaina Emaina Pampistha
Sarle
"Happy new year 2020"

Lorry pampisthuna

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Lorry
pampisthuna, sms unte nimpi pampimchu MALLI.

Manasu Vunte Msg Pampandi

Manasu Vunte Msg Pampandi.
Abhimanam Vunte Picture Msg Pampandi.
Balance Vunte Call Cheyandi.
Anni Vunte Mee Cell nu Courier lo Pampandi

A man asks a fat man in a train

A man asks a fat man in a train: Is dis cabin 4 elephants only!!!!
Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkies like u can also sit here

Kurise Vaanaku teliyadu tanu Varadani

Kurise Vaanaku teliyadu tanu Varadani
Merise Merupuku teliyadu Pidugani
Urime Mabbuku teliyadu Arupani
Chadive Neeku teliyadu idhi Sollu

Who was the 1st INDIAN WOMAN to fly abroad without passport & visa..

Who was the 1st INDIAN WOMAN to fly abroad without passport & visa..? Guess ?

SEETHA with RAAVANA to SRILANKA.

Boy: mana pelliki parants oppukoru.

Boy: mana pelliki parants oppukoru.
Girl: paripodama
Boy:vyzag paripodam
Girl: vaddu.Naaku a place vachhiradu. Last time velthe dorikipoyanu

Boy: aunty! Nee apples thakutunnayi

Boy: aunty! Nee apples thakutunnayi

Aunty: ithe enti, avi naa apples..

Boy: apples neeve, kaani juice karutunnadi na banana nundi !

Girl: emandi, oka kobbari nune packet yivvandi.

Girl: emandi, oka kobbari nune packet yivvandi.

Shop keeper: Vatika?

Girl: chi,chi, vatiki kadu talaku.

woman went2umbrella shop:

woman went2umbrella shop:

Repair man: medam, paina "cloth" thiyali, kinda "rod" pettali..

W: amaina chey kani lopala chukkalu padavaddu...

Boy: oh! Alaga, ne dress chala bagundi

Boy:nivu chala katti la vunnav,ne chepple bagunnay
Girl:elage matladite na cheppu chethiloki vastundi
Boy: oh! Alaga, ne dress chala bagundi

Girl tattoo artistist tho

girl tattoo artistist tho: na mokalu 4inches paina animal bommalu veyali.Dhara entha?
Artst: puli,pamu,enugu ku 300.
Ziraphi matram free !!

Wife: na nighty thiyyi

Wife: na nighty thiyyi

Srdr: Ok

Wife: na Bra thiyyi

Srdr: Ok

Wife: na Pantee thiyyi

Srdr: Ok

Wife: Inkosari na battalu vesukoku !!!

Ee rojulalo ammayilu chalaa thelivi meeraru

Ee rojulalo ammayilu chalaa thelivi meeraru

20rs ku Letre gala paalu manaku yichhi

250rs ku kg gala neyyi ni badhulu ga thisukuntunnaru!!

Dr:mundu ne jaket meedi 3bottons pettu!

Nurse: Dr 4th bed patiant paristithi artham kavadam ledu.

Nenu BP check chesinppude ekkuvavuthundi

Dr:mundu ne jaket meedi 3bottons pettu!

Dhoni,Deepika la Shobhanam Ratri

Dhoni,Deepika la Shobhanam Ratri

Dhoni: Pitch bagaledu,podiga vundi,gaddi cut cheyaledu,

Deepika: Ninna Yuvi e pitch pai century chesadu.

Girl:ah..tight ga vundi

Girl:ah..tight ga vundi

Boy:Ah..kasepu orchuko

G:ahh.. Melliga lopaliki pettu

B:Oh.. Pattatledu

G:noppi..

B:sare vere RING kondam le!

Father:Ammayi nachchinda?(pelli chupullo)

Father:Ammayi nachchinda?(pelli chupullo)

Son:No,Chala laavuga vundi

F: Biddaa,Yillu entha peddaga vunnaa kuda Darwaja chinnagane vuntadi!

Boy:Pori..! Mastunnav Vasthava?

Boy:Pori..! Mastunnav Vasthava?

Girl:Orey! Nenu cheppu theesanante ni chempa Vasipoddi

Boy:Osey! Nenu "ZIPPU" tisanate ni kadupu vasipoddi

Bharya adchindante anduku karanalu 1000 untayi

Nagna satyam: Bharya adchindante anduku karanalu 1000 untayi

Bhartha adchadante anduku karanam 1 matrame untundi. Adhi athani BHARYA!!

Police: Aey! Dhandha nadipistunnava?

Police: Aey! Dhandha nadipistunnava?

Call girl: ledu sir,nenu sales girl ni. Condoms ammuthanu. Costemer trail chupinchamante chepistunna!!

Flowers need sunshine, Violets need dew

Flowers need sunshine, Violets need dew,
All angel in heaven know I need u.
Years may fly,
Tears may dry,
But my frnship wid u'll never die.

Pyari si morning mein

Pyari si morning mein
Pyare se mausam mein
Pyari si chidiya ki awaz
Pyari si hawaaon mein
Sabse pyare insaan ko meri taraf se
GUD(-_-)MNG JI

Naa manasulo vunnadi neevu

Naa manasulo vunnadi neevu.....
Naa prathi talapulo vunnadi neevu...
Naa vuchhvasa nichhvasa neevu....
Naa aadi neevu naa antham neevu...

Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu

Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu
.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam.

Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru

Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.

Anandam Cheppalenidi

Anandam Cheppalenidi
Sontosham Pattaranidi
Kopam Panikiranidi
But Sneham Maruvalenidi

Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.

Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.
Amma: Sorry ra nenu TV chushtunanu, Kavalantai SMS chaduvuthuna vaditho kadiginchuko.

Nee Sneham oka Sundara Swapnam

Nee Sneham oka Sundara Swapnam Nee parichayam oka sundara kavyam Enni Janmalado ee SNEHA BANDHAM Ninu veedanu antundi Naa HRUDAYAM.......

Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu

Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?

Sun glows 4 a day

Sun glows 4 a day,
Candle 4 an hour,
Matchstick 4 a minute,
But
A Good day can glow forever,
So start Ur day with a smile.

Wish you a very happy new year

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| |,/\,| ISH YOU
|.__/\___| a very

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|__|"""|__| YEAR 2010

A leaf which falls from a tree goes wherever wind takes it

,A leaf which falls from a tree goes wherever wind takes it. Be the wind to drive others, not the leaf to be driven by others.

Fish travel in the "SEA"

Fish travel in the "SEA"
Bird travel in the "AIR"
stars travel in the "SKY"
but my dear friends "U" travel in My Heart...

5Rules of Girls

5Rules of Girls
1.Love me don't touch me
2.Touch me don't kiss me
3.Kiss me don't use me
4.Use me don't forget me
5.Forgetme don't tell others

Btech chaduvutai engineer avthav

Btech chaduvutai engineer avthav
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avthav
BL chaduvuthe lawyer avthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvthe panikirakunda potav

Teacher: Its enough if the school students sleep 8 hours

Teacher: Its enough if the school students sleep 8 hours a day !
Students: But the classes go on only for 7 hours !!!

Girl: Monthly Enni Sarlu Shave Chesthav?

Girl: Monthly Enni Sarlu Shave Chesthav?
Boy: Monthly Kadu, Rojuku 30 nundi 40 sarlu.
Girl: Mentalodiva?
Boy: Kadu Mangalodini.

Message choosava?

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Message choosava?
Chukkalu Kanipinchaya?
Nato Pettunkunte anthe !!!

Teacher: Pavan, Nuvu School ki enduku vachavu?

Teacher: Pavan, Nuvu School ki enduku vachavu?
Pavan: vidhya kosam sir
Teacher: Mari Enduku Nidra Potunnav?
Pavan: ee roju vidhya raledu Sir

Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary

Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu

sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali...

Husband in balcony reading news paper

Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?
Good morning

welcome to www.love.com

welcome to www.love.com type password * ** *** **** ***** processing..sorry meeku preminchey vayasu datipoyindi try www.sanyasi.com

7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda

7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda. Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.

TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT

TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.

If u want sweter

if u want sweter,
it's chalikalam.
if u want umberella,
it's vanakalam.
if u want a/c,
it's endakalam.
if want lover,
it's nothing but poye kalam

Messages levu..

Messages levu..

Phone ledu..

Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu

Naaku tension gaa vundi..

Eni ayyindi?

Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

Hi Friend,Eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku

Hi Friend,Eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku,
recharge cheyaleda?
ok recharge card no: pampistunna. press down..

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