Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED".
Why did 19 sardarjis go to a movie?
Why did 19 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed...
Labels:
Funny SMS(Eng),
Sardar Sms
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back...
Labels:
Funny SMS(Eng),
Sardar Sms
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon
Labels:
Animal SMS,
funny sms,
Santa Banta SMS
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Bea, upaay hota to main saadhu kyun banta???
Labels:
funny sms,
Sadhu SMS,
Santa Banta SMS
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Bea, upaay hota to main saadhu kyun banta???
Labels:
funny sms,
Sadhu SMS,
Santa Banta SMS
Boy:Teri judai me nend udti hai
Boy:Teri judai me nend udti hai,chain khota hai,jaan jati hai or dil rota hai
Girl:Dr ko dikhale beta q k dengue virus
Labels:
Girl and Boy SMS
Sardar to shopkeeper: Mujhe India ka flag dikhao
Sardar to shopkeeper: Mujhe India ka flag dikhao, shopkeeper flag dikhaya,
Sardar: isme or colour dikhao.
Labels:
funny sms,
Sardar Sms
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