Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

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Girl: Will u marry me?

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

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Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

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Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".

Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".

(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)

Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"

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Santa in History Class

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?


Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

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Santa falls in love with a nurse...

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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Santa: I have swallowed a kay.

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

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