'NAAM TERA KAAM MERA'

Ur Hero,Sania Is Heroine & Iam Villan.
In One Scene I'll Kidnap&Rape Sania.
Bt U R Stil Hero U Marry Sania.
Flim Name Is 'NAAM TERA KAAM MERA'

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Is duniya mein dost kum milenge

Is duniya mein dost kum milenge,
Is duniya mein gam hi gam milenge,
Jahan duniya nazar ferlege us mod pe dost hum milenge

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Kash tum bakri hote

Kash tum bakri hote,
Me tumhe ghas khilata aur pyar se tumare singh hilata aur pochta.. PAGAL kaun? 2m ya Mi?
aur 2m pyar se bolte,Main Ma..

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My mobile is not well

My mobile is not well
Dr.Nokia told it was due to shortage in vitamin named SMS.
Please help my mobile b 4 it dies.Please donate some SMS

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Jab tak jiyenga aap ko yaad karenga

Jab tak jiyenga aap ko yaad karenga.
Jab tak jiyenga aap ko yaad karena..
Mar be gaye to kiya hua Yamraj ke phone se SMS kiya karenga...HA.HA.

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What hapen to ur mobile.

What hapen to ur mobile.
When I am trying to call you.
It says welcome to the jungle network.
he monkey u r trying to call is up on the tree

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FriendShip is a network that needs

FriendShip is a network that needs
NO Recharge
NO Roaming
NO Validity
NO activation
NO Signal prbms
Just dont switch off ur Heart. . . . .

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Sar Jhukta he SHARM me

Sar Jhukta he SHARM me, Sar Jhukta hai LIKHNE me aur sar Jhukta he kisi 'GENIUS' ke Msg padhne me.
Padho-Padho sar jukha ke Padho.......

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"YOU" The waste of india!!

"CELLO"
The pen of india
"LUX"
The soap of india
"Amul"
The taste of india
"YOU"
The waste of india!!
Sender:
The great of india

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Can a person have name & surname same?

Teacher asked Papu : Can a person have name & surname same?
Papu replied :"YES",If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara,her name will be
Lara Lara

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5vi PASS me SHARUKh Ne Muze puchA

5vi PASS me SHARUKh Ne Muze puchA-"India Me aisa kon hi jo 15 Din Me Ekbar Natha hi?"
Khuda kasm 5 Crore Thukra diye,Magar tera nam nahi Liya

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Woman went 2 repair her umbrala

Woman went 2 repair her umberala
Repairman: mam upar kapda aur neche rod dalna hoga
Mam: kuch b karo andar pani nahi jana chahiye.

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ZINDGI ek raat hai..

ZINDGI ek raat hai..,
Jis me na jane
kitne khwaab hai..,
Jo mil gya wo APNA hai..,
Jo tut gya wo SAPNA hai..,
So enjoY
every moment...

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CIRCUIT: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?

CIRCUIT: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
CIRCUIT: Saala do akshar pada aur woh bhi ULTA..!

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Duniya mein kon Bewafa nahi hai

Duniya mein kon Bewafa nahi hai,
suraj ko hi lijiye,aata hai usha ke saath,
rehta hai kiran ke saath,jaata hai sandhya ke saath

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Dad2Son: Wen I beat u,hw do u

Dad2Son: Wen I beat u,hw do u control ur anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet!
Dad: hw does dat satisfy u?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush!

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who discovered America?

TEACHER: PAPPU,go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct.
Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

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Child dog asked its mother

Child dog asked its mother dog:"who is my father?"
mother dog said:Don't disturb,Your father is reading this SMS..!

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Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai

Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai,
Yaad aap bhi hame karte hai,
fark itna hai hum yaad aane par sms karte hai aur aap sms aane par yaad karte hai

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Jab koi sms nahi karta

Jab koi sms nahi karta,
Tab Itna gussa aata hai..Aur,
Dil to chahta hai..
Ki.
Jute utar ke...
Chappal pehen loon!:-)

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Phone mera,paise mere

Gud mrng......,
Ab ap soch re hoge k gud morning msg abi kyon?Simple!
Phone mera,paise mere,msg mera to marzi b meri:
jo man me aye vo beju.so,hapy diwali

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Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar d

Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar d,

tadap rahe hi hum yahan,ab aur na intazar d,
awaj mat suna,ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call 2 mar de...

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Santa Buys a pack of Ghee

Santa Buys a pack of Ghee & asks d shopkeeper: Wher is my gift?
Shopkeeper: What gift?
Santa: It is writen on d pack: Cholesterol free

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