After robbing a bank
After robbing a bank
Munna:"count kar kitna rokda banaya apun aaj"
Circuit:"dimag pe load nahi leneka bhai, kal akhbhar mein padh lene ka"
After robbing a bank
Munna:"count kar kitna rokda banaya apun aaj"
Circuit:"dimag pe load nahi leneka bhai, kal akhbhar mein padh lene ka"
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!
Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai,vo love letter me likhta hai
DEAR Sister...I LOV U! Tumhara Munna BHAI...!
GudNit in MunnaBhai Style:
Chand fekta hai light
Boleto hogayi hai night
To band karneka light
Sojane ka tight
Samje Tubelight
Boleto GudNit
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
MAMU
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai,
vo love letter me likhta hai
DEAR Sister...
I LOV U
Tumhara Munna BHAI...!
CIRCUIT: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
CIRCUIT: Saala do akshar pada aur woh bhi ULTA..!
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.
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