Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: You are too young to be smoking..!

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Cigerate Pina ek Buri aadat hai

Cigerate Pina ek Buri aadat hai,
jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai,
Aao mil k is buri aadat ko khatam karien.
1 packet tum khatam karo
1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.

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Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,
yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi,
cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,
dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.

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Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi

Maut k baad yaad aaa raha hai koi,
cigirate meri kabar par jala rahahai koi,
yaa Khuda ! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay,
Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.

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Rok Do Mere Jana je Ko zalimo

Rok Do Mere Jana je Ko zalimo,

Mujh Mein Jaan aa gai Hai,

Peche Mur K Dekho Kameenoo..,


Cigrette Ki DuKaan aa gai he.,

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Munna Bhai:Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai

Munna Bhai:Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai

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