teacher,write ur best friend"s name

teacher,write ur best friend"s name

student,beautiful red under wear
teach,what is this

stud, ji SUNDER LAL CHADDI

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Wife,janu kash aap sms hote

wife,janu kash aap sms hote main apko save karti.

husband,darling kash tum ring tone hoti har hafte change karte

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santa join NASA

santa join NASA
after one month AMERICANS change the name of NASA to SATAYANASA

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MAINE TUJHE DEKHA

MAINE TUJHE DEKHA

MAINE TUJHE DEKHA

DEKHTA HI REH GAYA

DEKHTA HI REH GAYA

PHIR

PHIR

MUJHE CHASMA LAG GAYA

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EK TAPORI ENGLISH ME

EK TAPORI ENGLISH ME DOOSRE TAPORI SE

PANGA WITH ME IS NOT CHANGA

I WILL MAKE U NANGA

IN FRONT OF HAR BANDA

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wife ko begum kyoun kehte hai?

Wife ko begum kyoun kehte hai?

kyounki shadi ke baad sabhi gum pati ko milte hai

aur wife be-gum ho jati hai.

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Phele pakistan ka naara

Phele pakistan ka naara tha PAKISTAN ZINDABAAD
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aaj ka nara PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BAAG.

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AAJ MUJHE STOMACH ACHE HAI

SANT, AAJ MUJHE STOMACH ACHE HAI . KAAM PE NAHIN AOOUNGA
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BANTA,STOMACH TO SABKE EK HI HOTA HAI,CHUTTI NAHIN MILEGI
KAM PE AAO.

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EK BACHA JAISE HI PAIDA HUA

EK BACHA JAISE HI PAIDA HUA ,NUFSE SE BOLA MOBILE DENA
NURSE, KYA KARNA HAI
BACHA,GOD KO MISS CALL KARNI HAI
THIK THAK PAHUNCH GAYA HOO.

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santa asked his friend

santa asked his friend,kya thumare under wear me ched hai?

friend, nahin

santa,to phir tange kahan se dalta hai

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Santa roz apni kitchen me jata

santa roz apni kitchen me jata

sugar ka dibba kholta aur band kar deta
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kyounki doc ne usse kaha ,roz apni sugar check karo.

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Aaj newspaper me khabar chhapi

Aaj newspaper me khabar chhapi hai ke sms bhejne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai

Oh! god to aaj se band
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kay sms
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nahi soneo NEWS PAPER

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AGAR MOHINDER SINGH DHONI KE

AGAR MOHINDER SINGH DHONI KE NAAM SE JHARKHAND ME KISI SADAK KA NAAM RAKHA

AYE TO VO NAAM KYA HOGA?
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ANS, MAHI-WAY.

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AGAR SALMAN KHAN AUR MALLIKA SHERWAT KI SHAADI

Q: AGAR SALMAN KHAN AUR MALLIKA SHERWAT KI SHAADI HO JAYE TO KYA HOGA?
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ANS: UNKA LAUNDRY KA BILL BAHUT KAM AYEGA.

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GILA GILA GILA

Q : why did adnan sani sing the song

GILA GILA GILA

ANS;KYA KARE BECHARA USKE SIZE ME KOI DIAPER NAHIN ATA.

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Banta: Aaj party kis khusi me?

Banta:aaj party kis khusi me?
Santa:meri scooter kho gayi.
Banta:to.
Santa:shukar mano mai us par nahi baitha tha warna mai b gum ho jata

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A Dad went to school to get son's

A Dad went to school to get son?s report card.

Busy Madam: Abhi nahi.

Dad: Mera boht mood tha abhi sab dekh leta.

Madam: Main sab dikha dongi per abhi nahi.

Dad: Tou phir kab aon mein?

Madam: Mere periods khatam hone ke baad.

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Look at my Figure

Diagram in book was not clear..

So,teacher drew diagram on blackboard & announced..

"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"

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hum chaat ki dukan kholenge

Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise
ayenge.Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advertisment karunga ki ?10 rupaye me
Chachi
ki Chat lo?

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Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ?

S0n 2 his Dad
Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ?

Dad: Nahi Beta

Son: Phr itni Khatarnak Mummy Kahan se laye . !

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Which Part Of A Man

Which Part Of A
Man?s Body
Has No Bone
Full Of Veins
Loves Pumping
And Responsible 4
Making LOVE

It?s HEART..

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1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped

Daughter In Law Died On Spot

How ?

Kyunki ?Saas Ruk Gayi?

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Once Lalu and Mallika

Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai?????;->

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My eyes bear uncountable

My eyes bear uncountable tears:-(

Bcoz u r far away 4m me:-(

I wish u were here

To cut these ONIONS instead of me;-)

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dil karta hai le loon teri

dil karta hai le loon teri

(zulfon ki hawa)

par mein kya karon mera uthta hi nai.

(Qadam tere ghar ki taraf)

meine us k andar dala?

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Usne kaha thora or dalo.

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Uski bohat tang thi.

(Ami mujh se)
Mera bohat lamba tha.
(Paimana-e-sabar)Ka

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Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain?.

Master Ji To Class -

Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain?.

1 Girl - ?Master Ji,

Nikal Ke Dikhayein?

Master Ji - ?Baith Ja Beti.

Is Baat Ke Bhi 2 Matlab Hai?

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Which part of Female Body ?

Q:Which part of Female Body is the most sensitive, is wet inside & Water comes out when smething ENTERS in it?

Answr:

? EYE!?
But i love the way u think.

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Don't take things in wrong sense

Don't take things in wrong sense when.

Dr says:
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!

Dentist says:
keep it OPEN n WIDE!

Interior decorator says: ONCE ITS IN U'LL LOVE IT!

Banker says:
IF U TAKE IT OUT t?? SOON U'll LOSE INTEREST!

Telephone guy says: WOULD U LIKE IT ON THE TABLE OR AGAINST THE WALL?!!";

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Merry Marlow

Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya.
Judge: Tum ne is ke sath ghalat kam kiyun kiya.
Ad: Maine naam poocha tha, she said Merry Marlow bas fir kia i did it.

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Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
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Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi

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It’s the thing that satisfies

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

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He came at night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

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He took me from a bar.

He took me from a bar.
He took me in his car.
He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine,
but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

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