Buddhi ne pan vahem thayo che
Buddhi ne pan vahem thayo che,
Hu jaanu chu e kem thayo che;
kahu! Koine kahesho nahi ke,
paheli j najare prem thayo che
Buddhi ne pan vahem thayo che,
Hu jaanu chu e kem thayo che;
kahu! Koine kahesho nahi ke,
paheli j najare prem thayo che
Popat Betho Che Daal Par,
Aansu Pade Che Rumal Par,
Hu To Fida Chu Tari Chaal Par,
Pachi Kem Na Pade 2 Gaal Par.
Prem to amare pan karvo hato,
pan vaat khas thai nahi,
tajmahal to amare pan bhandvo hato,
pan afsoss ke loan pas thai nahi......
Tamari yaad ek adat bani gayi chhe.
Mahobbat ni unchi imarat bani gayi chhe.
Tamara shabde shabdo mali ne gazal bani gayi chhe.
Etle j to amari adhuri jindgi tamrai chahat bani gayi chhe......
kem chho
majama ?
tabiyat sari
baki anand mangal ?
aangli nathi dukhti ne ?
aankh pan ok ?
magaj barabar ?
kamal chho yar to pachhi msg karo
Nafrat hoy na hoy thodo prem rakhjo...
Malvanu thay na thay sambandh banavi rakhjo...
Call thay na thay SMS chalu rakhjo...
NAMASKAR!Aa navri sms seva ma apnu'SWAGAt'6.Amara sms jo apne game to krupa kari ne ek miss cal maro.jo na game to.baju wala ne ek lafo maro
Read more...What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It's when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends
o mere yar,
mere gitar ki tar,
meri rotika achar,
mere super star,
meri zen car,
mere dil khumar,
i miss u yaar
jivan ma koi ras nathi,
marvano koi jash nathi,
kaam nu koi lax nathi,
javu che mare america,
pan surat thi koi local bus nathi.........
Dress-maa tame sara lago chho,
Punjabi maa tame pyara lago chho,
Sari-ma koi-di tamne joya nathi,
Maate tame Kunwara lago chho...
Tu maaro ne hoon taari,
Prem che aatlo swarthi kem;
Mata-pita, parivaar no saath chodi,
Shu prem bani shake safal tu keh
Mornig Has A
Great Mening
Every Mor.
D SUN says
Wake up Like Me
SKY Says
Aim My Height
WIND Says
Refresh Like Me.
After D Whole Busy Day
Someone Nice Is Waiting For u
Its Ur Bed
It's D Time 2 Get Some Nice Dreams
Have Sound Sleep&
Get Ur Dreams..
If Bill Gates stops his business n starts spending money by Rs 1 crore per day,he can spend it 4 about 725 years..crazy fellow.Still working
Read more...Mat dhundna mujhe duniya ki tanhayi me
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.
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..
kyon ki thand bahut hai.
Hum honge sirf aur sirf apni RAJAYI mein.
Gd Nite
Dilo Ki Dastan Use Kaha Qubul Thi
Meri Wafaye Uske Liye Fizool Thi
Koi Aas Nahi Par Itna Bata Do
Mene Chaha Use
Kya Yahi Meri Bhool Thi.
Wo kahte hain ke
sari raat aap hume sone nahi dete,
hum kehte hai k
apka Noor hi aisa hai ke aap hamari raat hone hi nahi dete.
My love for you will never die.
It will always be just you and I.
I think of you night and day,
hoping you'll be mine..
Love U..
JAILOR:Tum kis apradh k liye jail aye ho
QAIDI : sarkar se comptetion ho gaya tha
JAILOR:- Competion wo kis baat ka
QAIDI : Note chhaapne ka.
Swarth mate sahu saga thay chhe
Swarth na naame dagga thay chhe
Kya nibhave chhe aaje dosti koi
Dosto to saav bewafa thay chhe.
Gale me Faasi ka fanda tha
Uske pyar me mai andha tha
Wo to baad me pata chala dosto
Naye Naye Ladko ko Fasana uska dhanda Tha
Tame su 6o ?
janavo jara Mujne..
Su karo 6o ?
samjavo jara Mujne..
Hasine Vaat Feravso nahi..
Jiwan 6o tame maru
aam na Tadpavo Mujne.
K kahejo pritam ne k mane yaad na kare
ne fari malvani fariyad na kare
na JagaVe mane etla mate kahejo
K mari kabar par Najar na kare..
Dil na dware Dastak aape koi
Aav! kahi hath lambave koi,
Zankhna chhe male hasti aevi koi
Bus aavyo chhu, jo kare Dosti koi
Sagao,Sambandhi,Sarv kutumbi,
Dal,Bhaat,Shak ne Rotli;
Maitri ni sagai saav anokhi,
Athana,Papad ne Mithai ni potli
Jivan malyu 6e,jivi lejo,
Aankh mali 6e,Duniya joi lejo.
Musibat ma ho tyare amne kahi dejo,
Jaan pan hajar 6e,Kyarek maangi jojo
...your Friend Rahul Solanki
Ek paththhar dil dost ne vat kari betho
Ne hoo maro j viswasghat kari betho
Juno jakham aaje tajo kri betho
Hu Ae katil ne yad kari betho
Taro Chehro Rahi Gayo Mann Ma
Kadi Na Bhulashe Aa Jeevan Ma,
Aankho Mari Bhinjai Jati
Jou Tane Mara Aa Jeevan Ma.
Prem Aetle Fakt Lagni,
Antar ma Utheli Lagni
Jeno Virodh Kare 6e Mann
Karva thi Kyarey Nathi Thato
Thaya Pa6i Khabar Pade
Aane K Y PREM
Maali ne Phool pasand 6e,
Phool Ne vasant ni bahar Pasand 6e,
Na Jane Aapne Su Pasand 6e,
Pan Sachu Kahu to Mane to Aapni DOSTI pasand 6e
Chor pakadvanu machine sodhayu
USA ma 1 divas ma 15 chor pakdaya
Russia ma 20
China ma 30
Pak ma 1 Hour ma to machin j chor gayu
Sarjanhare jyare banavi murat tamari,
Kharekhar hase a pal bahu nyaari,
Na ave kadiye koi aapni vache
Rahe salamat sada Dosti mari tamari
Jukeli jukeli najro ma tari
Dekhai rahi 6e mujne tasvir mari
Mann to kare 6e k vasi jau sada tara dil ma
Pan majbur 6u hu kismat thi mari
Pankhi ni jem ek divas udi jasu,
Sathe vitaveli palo sameti ne lai jasu,
Bhinjvi ne apni aa sundar aankho,
Fakt soneri Yaado 6odi jasu..
Phoolo ni jem sada hasta raho,
Kaliyon ni jem Khilta raho,
Prabhu ne Mari to ek j prarthna 6e k
Tame Amne sada yaad aavta raho..
Aansu padya aankho maathi, tamne shi kadar?
tame todyu che dil maaru, eni shi khabar?
Sparsh na pushpo khile chhe swash ma
Dhadkano gunji rahi chhe viswas ma
Dil na safar no ant kyan hase?
Nayan dode chhe tamari talash ma
Tara vina zindgi mari viran lage,
Tu jo hoi mari pase to swarg lage,
Tara ma aevu to shu che??
Bas taru j nam chitde korayelu lage
1 aadmi ne paper me Ad di
"ladka paida karne ka tarika batao"
RPLY aye
Bengali-Biwi ko Fish do
Himachali-Apple do
Gujrati-1 moka hame do
Read more...Koi ni dhadkan na ame diwana bani gaya,
prem na aasu thi ame bhinjai gaya,
koine kadar kyan chhe amari,
ame to bas temni vaat jota sukai gaya
Mausam badlayo ane thandak thai gai,
Tamara msg vina zindagi bechain thai gai,
Tame bhuli gaya cho amne ke pachi,
SMS ni skim puri thai gai...
Tu nathi to aa jagat Udas laage che,
Punam ni raatoy mujne aamas laage che;
Anu Anu ma jagatna nihadu chu tane,
nayan ni kiki ma pan taaro vaas laage che
Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che,
Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che,
SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,
Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che..
Bhina varsad ni komal bund moklu chhu,
aankh to khol tane ujas moklu chhu,
pila padi gaya pratiksha na pandada,
antar thi tane khusbu bhari yad moklu chhu
Har 1 swass ma tari yaad muku chhu,
Mara thi vadhu viswas tara ma muku chhu,
sachvje mara aa vishwas ne jatan thi mara swass ne tara visvas e muku chhu
Nayan ma Vasya Che Jara yaad karjo,
kadi kaam pade to yaad karjo,
mane to padi che aadat tamne yaad karwani,
jo hichki ave to maf karjo....
Aavta haso cho.
Jata haso cho.
Savare haso cho.
Ratre haso cho.
Sukh ma haso cho.
Dukh ma haso cho.
Tamne shu lage cheee ?
Tame ekla j "Close UP" ghaso chooo !???
Svas aave jai chhe eni yaad maan, fulo keva karmay chhe eni yadma, kahevu chhe ghanu badhu kahi shakatu nathi, Sabdo smarmay chhe eni yadma
Read more...sRoTari ane Mari Bhavobhav ni PRIT,
Tari ane Mari Bhavobhav ni PRIT,
Tu Maari Garodi Ane Hu Tari Bhit
Agar "TITANIC" picture koi gujarati director banata to uska naam kya rakhta ?
socho
.
.
.
socho
"Naavdi Dubi Gori Taara Gaam Ma "
Kadhal indri vazhndhal kovilum kalaraidhan...
kadhali oruthi thoonguvadhal oru kalaraium kovil dhan....!
TAJMAHAL
Kaatrey
Nee, Ennavalai
Kadandhu Varuvadhaldhan
Unnai Nan Swasikkiren.
Kadhal indri vazhndhal Kovilum Kallaraidhan
Kadhali oruthi uranguvathal oru kallaraium Kovil dhan.
Unnai Eppozhudhum
Ninaiththu Kondiruppathaldhan…
Sila samayam
Naan Ennaiyea
Marandhu vidugiren!!!
Read more...Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
This train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend’s last Words.
And finds It means 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE'
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks 'tamil therima?'
Sardar got mad, angrily replied…'Hindi tera baap!'
Santa- Wo dekh teri biwi ko saam kaat rahaa hai.
Banta- Arey tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hog
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
Son: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
STUDENT: A teacher
Class Rooms are like a Train…
1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches (Reserved for VIP),
Middle 3 are General Compartments
and
Last 2 are Sleeper Coches.
Vadhiyar: Pasangala Irattai Kilavikku Udharanam Sollunga???
Students: Namma Tamil Miss-um Maths Miss-um Than Sir!!!
Teacher: Azhagu Neerilum Nilathilum Vazhum Eadhavadhu oru vilangu(mirugam)
peyar sollu.
Azhagu: Thavalai(frog) Madem.
Teacher: Sariya Sonna, Vera 3 vilangu solllu
Azhagu: Thavalaiyoda Appa, Amma & Annan Madem.
Top-up Pottu Message
Anuppum Nanbanai Nambu…
Make-up Pottu Pesi
Kollum Pennai Nambathea…
Read more...Patient: Doctor…. Valikkama Oosi Podunga…
Doctor: Nursai Oosi Poda Sollungannu Sollama Solreenga…
Appadithane?!?!?
Vittu Koduppadhu
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-mil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!
Staff1: Office-la Mobile-la Silentlathan Use pannanumnu Manager sollittar.
Staff2: Ean???
Staff1: Mathavanga thookkathai kedukka koodatham Adhan!!!
Read more...Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
Read more...Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?
Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa
Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban: Appadinna Indha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kudu
Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!
Read more...Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)
Read more...Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.
Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!???????
Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1
One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film
Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.
Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.
Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
sSachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"
KEDACHITTAN ! Kedachittan !
Kedachittan !
Kedachittan
Nan anuppura smsa padikka oru KENAYAN kidachittan....!!
Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE
Konjama pesu... Athigama kelu_nnu' periyavanga yean sonnaga theriyuma..?
Incoming free..!
Outgoing kaasu..!
Athanala thaan...
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