Har shaks ko diwana bana deta hu

Har shaks ko diwana bana deta hu
Mili najar to fasana bana deta hu
Dil k marij ho to kar lo dosti mujh se
Har dil ko dhadak na sikha deta hu

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Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls!

B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome

..........By Damu

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Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse

Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Poor girl: my money
Rich girl: my credit card
but,
Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit Rahul ki photo !

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Sardar to Call centre girl

Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai?

Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status.

Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka

........By prakash

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Full form of a GIRL

Full form of a GIRL


G: Goli dene m sabse aage.


I : Innocent sirf face se.


R: Rone dhone ki automatic machine.


L:Ladai me sabki maa.

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Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To

Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To,
Ladko Ka Bahut Fayda Hota.

Kyu Ki Ladkiyo Ko Ye Aawaz Lagani Padti,

Pappi To Le Lo...

Pappi To Le Lo...

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Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai

Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai,
Gi yahan galay miltay hain?
Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.

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Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man

Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man

God replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

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- Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll

Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll
And After 3 Years panaDoll

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Ladki ne aadhi raat ko apne

Ladki ne aadhi raat ko apne,
Boyfriend ko phone kiya,

“aa jao ghar mein koi nhi hain”

Wo chala gaya!
Sachmuch ghar mein koi nahi tha!!

Taala laga hua tha..

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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.
Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says,

"Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

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woman to another: Somebody told me that u r going to marry third time?

woman to another: Somebody told me that u r going to marry third time?

She replies: Yes, u r right,Because my first husband was loved by God and second husband

loved by a woman in my neighborhood

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Mags For Girls:

Msgs for Girls:

Do not play with Street Dogs,U may get Rabies &

Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..

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Don't Love Airtel Girl,She will do magic on you

Don't Love Airtel Girl,She will do magic on you,
Don't Love BSNL Girl,She has connection with all INDIAN's,

Don't Love IDEA Girl,She Can Change your Life,
Don't Love HUTCH Girl,She Fallow you where Ever you Go..

So Love Only Land Line Girl,She will Be at Home,

Gud Morning...

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Recent survey se pata chala hai k 80% ladkiya

Recent survey se pata chala hai k 80% ladkiya shadi se pahle sex karna chahti

Mera sawal sirf itna hai ki wo 80% ladkiya hai kahan.

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GIRLZ OF 1990

GIRLZ OF 1990
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

GIRLZ OF 2009
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

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Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

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Girls are like phones.

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!

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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

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