Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA kar awunga
Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA karawunga fir MA fir P.HD karwunga,Fir badya nokri dilaunga.
Banta: Fir aacha sa rista dek k uski shaadi bi kara dena
Yenh toh hum hai Bramhachari
Yenh toh hum hai Bramhachari,
Janha dekhi nari,Vahi Aankh mari,
Pat gai to hamari,varna phir 'Bramhachari'
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Faltoo SMS,
funny sms,
Time Pass SMS,
Top Rated SMS
Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi.
Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi.
Na kuch scene dikhe na awaz suni.
Banta: Movie ka naam kya hai ?
Sardar: " No Disc"
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funny sms,
idiot sms,
Sardar Sms
Ab 500 rupee k recharge p 5000 RS ka talktime free
Ab 500 rupee k recharge p 5000 RS ka talktime free & 11 Saal ki validity.
Call 1 ps./Min.6000 SMS free.
PLZ contact @ www.susre ki dukan hai kya .com
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father in law SMS,
funny sms,
Time Pass SMS
Suvar ke Bacche
Suvar ke Bacche,
Ullu ke patthe,
Kutte ke Pille,
Gaay ke bachde,
sab chote chote
pyare pyare hote hai..
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Animal SMS,
funny sms,
Time Pass SMS
Namaskar Aapki dosti ki validity samaapat ho rahi hai,
Namaskar Aapki dosti ki validity samaapat ho rahi hai,
Kirpya turant hi SMS karke recharge karein..Thank You
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send me sms
Sardar was betting his son
Sardar was betting his son,his wife asked 'ise kyu mar rhe ho?'
Sardar: iska cell ko call kiya to ek ladki boli " The person u r Calling is Busy" Kate...
Labels:
funny sms,
idiot sms,
Sardar Sms
Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi?
Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi? Plz meri shaadi kara do na ?
Maa boli,dekh tera dulha SMS pad raha hai,Agar pad ke muskrayee to RISHTA pakka.
Labels:
Animal SMS,
funny sms,
insult sms,
Time Pass SMS,
Top Rated SMS
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