Apni Aaisee Wife Ho
5′6″ Jiski Height Ho
Jeans Tight Ho
Chehra Jiska Bright Ho
Umar 22 Se 27 Ho
Aise Apni Wife Ho
Sadak Per Sab Kahen Kya Cute Ho
Bhir Me Sab Kahen Side Ho Side Ho
Pindi Islamabad Ya Peshawar Ki Paidaish Ho
Sas Ki Khidmat Jiski Khwahish Ho
Aisi Apni Wife Ho
Padosi Jab Baat Karay To Haath Me Knife Ho
Dinner Ke Waqt Candle Light Ho
Ham Me Tum Me Kabhi Na Koi Fight Ho
Milnay Ke Baad Dil Delight Ho
Aise Apni Wife Ho
Itar Ki Sheeshee Patthar Se Torh Doon
Agar Tu Mil Jaaye Baazu Waali Ko Chorh Doon
Ek Lakh Ki Gaadi Aaye Neno Jiska Naam
Bike Nahi Ab Neno Ki Karega Demand Har Ek Insaan
Dikhne Mein Attractive Hai Aur Chalne Mein Bhi Mast
Har Ek Ko Apna Diwana Banaya Itni Hai Ye Jabardast
Dil Cheez Kya Hai Aap Yeh Jigar Bhi Lijiye
Kaata Hai Humne Kya Bakra Sirf Aap Ke Liye
Iss Kasai Ke Kuchh Aap Ke Paas Paise Hain Bante
De Dijiye Woh Raqm Ab Maaf Bhi Kijiye
Chalti Hai Meri Dukaan Kya Bas Aap Ke Liye
Thodi Si Nazar Apni Udhar Pe Kijiye
Kal Se Nahin Milega Bakre Ka Ek Baal Bhi
Jaaiye Faqiron Se Hi Kuchh Maang Lijiye
Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar
Woh Khaa Gya Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,
Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Chora Zalim Ne,
Woh Bhi Pee Gya Neembu Paani Samajh Kar.
Itnay Dino Se Jalanay Nahi Aya
Galti Hui Aag Ko Bujhanay Nahi Aya
Kehta Tha Saath Jeeyain Gay Saath Marain Gay
Ab Rooth Gai Hoon To Ullu Ka Patha Mananay Bhi Nahi Aya
Dil Kay Armaa Aansoon Main Behay Gaay
Un Kay Bachay Hamay Mamu Kehay Gaay
Dabbay Main Dabba, Dabbay Main Khargosh
Nana Nay Aankh Mari, Nani Behosh
Un Ki Gali Say Guzray,Aj Jab Ittefaq Tha
Unho Nay Phool Phanka,Gamla Bhi Saath Tha
Mera Dil Para Hai Loose
Is Ko Matt Karo Tum Use
Warna Parain Gay Tum Ko Shoes
Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye
Teacher Ne Na Jaane Kyun, Danday Dikhaye,
Ab To Mera Sir, Jaage Na Sota Hai,
Kya Karoon Haye, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Arti So Rahi Hai, Asmaan So Raha Hai
Darti So Rahi Hai, Asmaan So Raha Hai
Nonsense Yeh Sab Kya Ho Raha Hai
Use Dete Hain Make-Up Ka Daba Rooz Kyun
Ban Sanwar Kar Nikalte Hain Rooz Kyun
Mummy Tum To Kehti Thi Eid Kab Ki Guzar Gai
Phir Padhosan Se
Galey Milte Hain Papa Rooz Kyun?
Ek Baat Meri Samajh Mein Bilkul Nahi Aati Hai
Tumhari Chhapalon Ki Design Har Roz Badli Hui Nazar Aati Hai
Sabhi Sandal Apne Aap Mein Attractive Hain
Kya Tumhare Boyfriend Kisi Joote Ki Company Ka Representative Hain
Aasman Pe Jitne Taare Hain
Ankhon Mein Jitne Ishare Hain
Samandur Ke Jitne Kinare Hain
Utne Hi Screw Dheele Tumhare Hain
Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai
Usse Chahna Ek Bhool Hai
Jo Inki Soch Mein Gul Hai
Samjho Uski Supplementary Ke Chances Full Hai
Dr. Ke Band Clinic Ke Age Lambi Line Thi
Ek Sardar Bar Bar Line Mein Ghusta
Loag Usko Pakar Kar Piche Phenk Dete
Sardar : Lage Raho Saalo Mein Bhi Clinic Nahi Kholunga
Kitne Haseen Hai Aap
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Say Bachaya Karo
Kajal Lagana Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Main Nimbu Mirch Bhee Latkaya Karo
Chand Par Kaali Ghata Chaati To Hogi
Taron Mein Chamak Aati To Hogi
Tum Lakh Chupao Duniya Se
Magar Akeley Mein
Tumhe Apni Shakal Pe Hansi Aati To Hogi
Na Ye Chemistry Hoti Na Mein Student Hota
Na Ye Lab Hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical Mein Aaye Nazar Ek Ladki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi
Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Taranh Ka Pyaar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence Ka Ehsas
Andhere Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Abhas
Nazrein Mileen, Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Taranh Love Ka Production Hua
Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise
Nucleus Ke Charon Taraf Electron Hon Jaise
Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua
Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uchal Pare
Ignition Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bharak Uthe
Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath
Ye Sun Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pi Kar
Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha
Jis Din Huaa Pathaan Ke Murge Kaa Intaqaal
Daavat Ki Maulavi Ki Tab Aayaa Use Khayaal
Murdaar Murg Ki Hui Mullaah Ko Jab Khabar
Saaraa Badan Sulag Uthaa, Gaalib Huaa Jalaal
Kahane Lage Khilaaoge Mam Gosht?
Tum Ko Nahin Zaraa Bhi Shariyat Ka Kuchh Khayaal
Murdaar Gosht To Shariyat Men Hai Haraam
Jab Tak Na Zibaah Kijiye, Hotaa Nahin Halaal
Fatavaa Jab Apanaa Maulavi Saahab Sunaa Chuke
Jhunjhalaa Ke Khan Ne Kiyaa Tab Un Se Ye Sawaal
Kaisi Hai Aap Ki Ye Shariyat Bataaiye
Bande Ko Kar Diyaa Hai Khudaa Se Bhi Baa-Kamaal
Allaah Jis Ko Maar De, Ho Jaaye Vo Haraam
Bande Ke Haath Jo Mare, Ho Jaaye Vo Halaal
Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumharapyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!
.........By sonam (mumbai)
Hayo Rabba!!
Tussi so gaye?
inni jaldi?
ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!!
gudnite hai ji !
O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena...
EK KABOOTAR ITNA URA,
ITNA URA,ITNA URA,BAHUT UPER GAYA,
ITNA URA, ITNA URA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA ,
AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.
GOOD NIGHT....
Apun 1 Sher bolega:
Charo Taraf CHAND
Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto...ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite..
Good Night...
Sleep Tight....
Sweet Dreams....
For what u r pressing button? that's all
Lorie bhi sunau kya? Ha Ha ha....I know u will laugh
Namaskar,
This is "ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION" Mid night service.
Our aim is to disturb the sleep of others.
Thank u..
GOOD NIGHT...
Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,
Par dil mein shor ho raha hai.
Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe so raha hai...
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Still Awake?
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GO TO SLEEP...
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Good night!
Sirf kam karne ke liye paida hua ho kam kar lena Agar fursat mile kamse to hume bhi yad kar lena Call,message nahi to ek miscall hi dena
Good Night...
Close ur eyes & imagine:
Chand ka bed,
Taron ki razai aur
phoolon ka takiya!!!
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.Nice na??
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Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA...
Good Night....
Bindas sone ka,Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,Boleto Good Night.
Read more...At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,
2.3 Millions are falling in Love,
4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS...
Good Night...!
Hai Moon! Dim Your Light...
Hello Wind ! Breeze soft..
Hai flower! Blossom Slowly..
Hello Earth! spin gently..
Becoze My Dear friend is going to sleep!...
Good Night.
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... good night & sweet dreams 2 you
Read more...It's a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely friend on a lovely reason at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u good night.
Read more...khoobsurat aankhain teri
raat ko jaagna choor day,
khud ba khud neend aa jayegi
tu mujhey soochna choor day.
Good Night
When an angel came to me,
he asked: What is your wish for tonight?
I said : Please take care of the
person who's reading this message.
Good night...
Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me..i am in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
MOON has come to color your dreams,
STARS to make them musical and my SMS
to give you warm and Peaceful Sleep.
Good Night..
Sweet Dreams....!
Its my LAST msg 4 u ?
LAST
means
L-Love Always.
A-All time miss you.
S-Save you in my heart.
T-True friend in my life
Good Night
Oh moon -move slowly..
Oh birds - dont make noice..
Oh breeze - be silent..
Oh my HearT - beat silently..
Bcz my dear friend is going to sleep.
Good night my friend
Since ur eyes are looking tired, let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of dreams.
Good night!
The smiling moon, the silent night,the cool breeze outside and all the shining stars are wishing you to close ur eyes & go 2 sleep.Gud night and sweet dreams....
Read more...Keep all your troubles in your pocket,
but be sure that your pocket has a hole in it.
Good night .
Sharma say 2 biwi-"Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi,
Is hisab se mein 2 shadian aur kar sakta hu.
Biwi-"Daropdi k v 5 pati the,tuje yaad hi hoga"
Doctor: Bolo kya taklif hai?
Mareez: Sotey waqt saans ko leney main taklif hoti hai
Doctor: Aaj sey 10 din sotey waqt saas ko nai
Saali ko ley ker son
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night Father of none….
Ek haseen pal ki jarurat hai hume,
beete hue kal ki jarurat hai hume,
sara zamana ruth gya humse,
jo kabhi na ruthe aise Dost ki zarurat hai Hume..,,,
A sardar prays daily 2 hours: He Wahe Guru meri Lottery Lagade.
11 sal k Baad Wahe Guru Gusse Me Prakat Hue Or Bole -Abe Sardar Ek Bar Tickut to lele...
without ur SMS days are like:
MOANDAY
TEARSDAY
WASTEDAY
THIRSTDAY
FRIGHTDAY
SHATTERDAY
&
SADDAY
So SMS me everday!!!!
Fida hu uski chaal pe,
uske Bolne ki Tall pe,
Chahe Tamacha lage gaal pe,
Par Bol Deta hu sare Jahan se,
Nazar mat Daalna mere Maal pe
Aaj se mene do kasam khai he,
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1: Ab koi parai girls par nazar nahi dalunga.
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2: Kisi bi girls ko parai nahi manuga
Recent survey se pata chala hai k 80% ladkiya shadi se pahle sex karna chahti
Mera sawal sirf itna hai ki wo 80% ladkiya hai kahan.
Aeroplane -> Wright Brothers
Cycle -> Macmillan
Telephone -> Graham Bell
Telescope -> Galileo
Exams -> Saale ko dhundo re
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