Bas karo,kisine dekh liya to?

Girl: Bas karo,kisine dekh liya to?

Boy: kuch nahi hoga,bas sidhi raho aur thoda khol k rakho,
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Agar paper nahi dikhaya 2 fail ho jaun ga

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Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.

Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai...
Baith k char panne palat lo beta
final paper girl friend ne nahi banaya hai!

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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Yesterday all my books were singing

Yesterday all my books were singing
in my dreams,

Guess which song?

Zara Zara touch me touch me touch me,
Zara Zara hold me Hold me Hold me.

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A typical student (like us) Flips the coin & thinks….

A typical student (like us) Flips the coin & thinks….

Heads - Will go to sleep
Tails - will watch a movie,
Stands - will listen music
Stays in air - I will study.

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When you feel to studying

When you feel to studying,
Go in to a room just sit down,
Relax, Take a deep breath,
And slap yourself and say,
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Itna darawna khayal kahan se aya.

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Exam Anthem: Hum Honge all pass,

Exam Anthem: Hum Honge all pass,
Hum honge all pass ek din,
Hoho likhte hai bakwaas,
Fir bi maan mein hai vishwas,
Paper hoga jhakas ek din,
Hum Honge all pass ek din.

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Samunder bhar course hai

Samunder bhar course hai,
Nadibhar padh pate hain,
Baltibhar yaad reheta hai,
Mug bhar likh pate hai,
Chulu bhar number aate hai,usme doob kar mar jate hain

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Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye

Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye
Teacher Ne Na Jaane Kyun, Danday Dikhaye,
Ab To Mera Sir, Jaage Na Sota Hai,
Kya Karoon Haye, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

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Aeroplane -> Wright Brothers

Aeroplane -> Wright Brothers
Cycle -> Macmillan
Telephone -> Graham Bell
Telescope -> Galileo
Exams -> Saale ko dhundo re

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It functions 24 hours a day

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

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Exams Ke 4 Din Pehle Syllabus Dekha to Yaad Aaya

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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Itne Kum Marks..??

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!

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