Fun Entertainment online - Wallpapers,Gossips,Funny SMS,..........: 01/29/09

Aap ki X-Ray report aa gayi hai

Aap ki X-Ray report aa gayi hai

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Ghabrane ki baat nahi hai bas aap k Andar 1 kira hai jo ap ko Msg nahi krne deta

Chicken ready ? Yes Boss

Chicken ready ? Yes Boss
Fish ready ? Yes Boss.
Omlet ready ? Yes Boss.
Mutton ready ? Nahi boss
BAKRA Abhi Sms Padh Rara Hai.

Awaz mein mithas hai..

Awaz mein mithas hai..
Soorat bhi khaas hai..
Khuda ne bas thoda sa screw dhila chod diya
varna...

ITEM to tu jhakkas hai..!! he he,,

Tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..

Santa-are subah subah ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?
Banta-dikhta nahi ye kutta he?
Santa-are mein tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..

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Phul khilkar udas he..

Phul khilkar udas he..
Samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he..
Ek bar muskura do dost..
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Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash he..!! ;)

Pappu ladkiyon say baat nahi karta hai.

Pappu ladkiyon say baat nahi karta hai.
Batao is sentence mei 'Pappu' kya hai?
Student:Sir Pappu ullu ka patha hai!

Suraj Bane To Badal Bane

Suraj Bane To Badal Bane,
Chand Bane To Tare Bane,
Kuch To He Baat Aap Me,
Yu Hi Nhi Pagalkhane Bane.

Ye biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyu bolti he?

Ye biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyu bolti he?
?

?

kyuki biwiya sabhya hoti he,
bhare bazar me
"Abe Gadhe"(A.G.)kehna sabhyta nhi

Sar Jhukta he SHARM me

Sar Jhukta he SHARM me, Sar Jhukta hai LIKHNE me aur sar Jhukta he kisi 'GENIUS' ke Msg padhne me.
Padho-Padho sar jukha ke Padho.......

5vi PASS me SHARUKh Ne Muze puchA

5vi PASS me SHARUKh Ne Muze puchA-"India Me aisa kon hi jo 15 Din Me Ekbar Natha hi?"
Khuda kasm 5 Crore Thukra diye,Magar tera nam nahi Liya

I was worried because in a Dream last night

I was worried because in a Dream last night
i saw All the Devils of the world have died,
Can you send me only 1 sms to make me sure that you are Still Alive?

For pepsi "shahrukh"

For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

Kash tum bakri hote

Kash tum bakri hote,
Me tumhe ghas khilata aur pyar se tumare singh hilata aur pochta.. PAGAL kaun? 2m ya Mi?
aur 2m pyar se bolte,Main Ma..

Ye aisa MSG hai jise

Ye aisa MSG hai jise
Murkh log padte hai
Nalayak log forward karte hai
Gadhe delete karte hai
Aur
Pagal store karte hai
Aap kya karoge....?

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call karna

Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call karna
MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS karna
BEVKUF ho to call karna
Aur
Agar teeno ho to kuch mat karna....

Dekho Jaani - Fire Ko Aag Kehte Hai

Dekho Jaani
Fire Ko Aag Kehte Hai
Cobra Ko Naag Kehte
Hai
Garden Ko Baag Kehte
Hai,

Aap Mein Jo Missing
Hai Usko Dmag kehte hai.

zinda ho to 1sms bhejo

Namaskaar
zinda ho to 1sms bhejo
aasmaan me ho to baarish bhejo
Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo
aur agar NARAK me ho to
...
to
...
ENJOY THERE.

Y does buffalo put its tongue in its nose....

Y does buffalo put its tongue in its nose....
Why?
Why?
Why?
Anyway its ur personal matter!

Tuje AJEEB bat batau !!

MURGi ne ANDA DIYA !

AJEEB HAI NA?

NAHI !

To Tu De ke dikha!!
Haha

Dil me hameshha ek shor ho raha hai

Dil me hameshha ek shor ho raha hai

Bina msgs dil bore ho raha hai

Kahin aisa to nahi.

ki mera dost

KUTTE ki neend so raha he..?

A new ring tone 4 U

A new ring tone 4 U

Only 4 U

don't send it 2 others

only only 4 U

) " (
/ )..)....PURRR
L_/L_/

save Plz.

Bhoot ka Beta apni Maase:Maa main kitna Daravna hun?

Bhoot ka Beta apni Maase:Maa main kitna Daravna hun?

Maa:Beta jyada Ghamand achha nahi,abhi tune msg padne wale ko Nahi dekha.

Arey! Deewano.. Mujhe pechhano.

Arey! Deewano..

Mujhe pechhano.

kaha se aaya.

Mai Hun Kaun?

Mai hun
Mai hun

?

?

abey

dhakkan uper inbox me naam nahi dekha

Na jane kab koi tara toot jaye

Na jane kab koi tara toot jaye
Na jane kab koi aansu aankh se choot jaye,
Kuch pal mere sath haslo,
Na jane kab tumhare daant toot jiye

Dream makes everything possible

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

What is mobile?

What is mobile?
?
?
?
?
?
Ye hath me kya chapal pakad rakhi hai?
Kaise Kaise namune uparwale ne banaaye hain.

Another person like you Impossible

Another moon - Possible

Another sun - Possible

Another sky - Possible

Another person like you
Impossible

Because God cannot make
The same mistake twice.

Is sms ko chaato

Isme adrak ka sawad ayega

Nahi aya?

Ek baar or chaato

Abhi bi nahi aaya

Sorry yaar bandar kya jane adrak ka sawad!!!

My friend told me that you bark like a dog at night

My friend told me that you bark like a dog at night,
This made me so angry that i scolded him, i abused him,
Slapped him and said

“Donkeys do not bark”

Kahin andhera to kahin shaam hogi

Kahin andhera to kahin shaam hogi,
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi,
Kuch maang ke to dhek hamse dost,
Bijlli pani mobile ke bil or karz mein,
dubi property tere naam hogi.

What happened to your mobile?

What happened to your mobile?
I was trying to call you but i got this message,

Welcome to the jungle network,

The monkey you are trying to call,
is on tree please try later.

Suraj se achha tara koi nahi

Suraj se achha tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai rishta humara dusra koi nahi,
Chahe sari duniya mein dhund lo :
Mere jasa pyaraa aur tere jasa awaara
Aur koi nahi.

Ishq me barbadi na karva lena

Ishq me barbadi na karva lena,
Apni mummy ke armaan khak me na mila dena,
Jo pase sabji lene ko diye hain,
Unse recharge na karwa lena.
Sudhar jao…

Technology ne kya kar diya?

Technology ne kya kar diya?
Ek time wo tha jab message kabutar phuchate the,
Aur ek aaj ka time hai ki, Hum message,
Kabutroon ko bhejte hai ! Hurr…...........

Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja ke rakhu

Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja ke rakhu,
Chandani raat ke nazaron se chupa ke rakhu,
Meri taqdir mere sath nahi warna,
Apne samne tujhe murga bana ke rakhun.

Aap ne mujhko dekha…

Fir aap mere peeche aye…

Ate gaye…

Fir..

Kya Mujhe 1 rupya dena hi pada…

INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57 Sal Hue Phir Bhi No PROGRESS! why?

INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57 Sal Hue Phir Bhi No PROGRESS! why?

Kyunki Aaj Bhi INDIA Ki Bholi Janta KAAM-DHANDHA Chhod Kar hamara SMS padh

rahi hai...

Langoor ke hath mein angoor.

Recipe:1 Take a bowl of grapes,
2 Put your hand in it,
3 Stand in front of mirror,

The dish is ready.

Recipe Name: Langoor ke hath mein angoor.

Koi gum nahi phir bhi man udas hain,

Koi gum nahi phir bhi man udas hain,
Yu to bahot hain apne,
Per ek aap hi to khas hai..
Jyada Emotional mat ho,
Ye sub bukvas hain…

I thought of suicide, Went to railway track,

I thought of suicide,Went to railway track,

Got your sms

After reading
I thought to Live,You inspired me,

A Faltu person like you is alive,Why should i die?

Aapko MISS krna roz ki baat hai

Aapko MISS krna roz ki baat hai,
YAAD karna aadat ki baat hai,
Door rehna kismat ki BAAT hai,

Lekin…..

AAPKO “JHELNA” MAA KASAM,
himmat ki baat hai….

Madmast hawayen hai mausam bhi suhana hai

Madmast hawayen hai mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar bhi message pad raha hai,
Kya educated jamana hai.

Monkey’s can speak..

Hi, if u r free can u call & talk 2me now?
A big misunderstanding here.
My mother wants 2 talk 2 u.
she is shocked.
She is not believing me,
when i said,
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.
.
Monkey’s can speak..

Jab bhi aapko dekhta hun bus

Jab bhi aapko dekhta hun bus,
2 hi line yaad aati hai..

Bhoot pishaach nikat nahi aave,
Mahaveer jab Nam sunave..

Har jagah Har diwar pe tera naam hai

Har jagah Har diwar pe tera naam hai,
Har mandir har gurdware pe tera naam hai,
Upar likha hai, “Chapal Chor”
Aur niche 5 rs ka inam hai…

Koi sikh, Koi jat ,maratha,

Koi sikh, Koi jat ,maratha,
Koi gurkha, koi madrasi,
Sarhad par marne wala har veer the bharatwasi,
Jo khoon gira parwat par wo khoon tha hindustani.

Happy Republic day.

Koi sikh, Koi jat ,maratha,

Koi sikh, Koi jat ,maratha,
Koi gurkha, koi madrasi,
Sarhad par marne wala har veer the bharatwasi,
Jo khoon gira parwat par wo khoon tha hindustani.

Happy Independene Day.

Bhartiye hone par kariye garv

Bhartiye hone par kariye garv,
Milke manaiye loktantra ka parva,
Desh ke dushmno ko milke harao,
Har ghar par tiranga lahrao.
Jai bharat jai hind.

Yesterday all my books were singing

Yesterday all my books were singing
in my dreams,

Guess which song?

Zara Zara touch me touch me touch me,
Zara Zara hold me Hold me Hold me.

A typical student (like us) Flips the coin & thinks….

Heads - Will go to sleep
Tails - will watch a movie,
Stands - will listen music
Stays in air - I will study.

When you feel to studying

When you feel to studying,
Go in to a room just sit down,
Relax, Take a deep breath,
And slap yourself and say,
.
.
.
Itna darawna khayal kahan se aya.

Exam Anthem: Hum Honge all pass,

Exam Anthem: Hum Honge all pass,
Hum honge all pass ek din,
Hoho likhte hai bakwaas,
Fir bi maan mein hai vishwas,
Paper hoga jhakas ek din,
Hum Honge all pass ek din.

Students marte nahi jinda dafnaye jate hain

Students marte nahi jinda dafnaye jate hain,
Har 6 months mein tadpaye jate hain,
Kafan khol ke dhekho toh wo kabar mein bhi,
Padte hue paye jate hain

Raat ko phucha mujhse Chand sitaron ne

Raat ko phucha mujhse Chand sitaron ne,
Tumko bhula diya tere jigri yaron ne,
Maine kha ki bhule nahi hai Fariyad to karte hai,
Mera sms padkar yaad to karte hain.gudnit

Are chand taroon jara inko ek hath maro

Are chand taroon jara inko ek hath maro,
Bistar se inko niche utaro,karo inke sath,
Fight ,kyunki ye so gaye hain bina bole,
Good Night.

Whenever you go to switch off the light

I wish noon always be full and bright,
You always be cool and right,
Whenever you go to switch off the light,
Remember that i am wishing you goodnight.

Funny Good Night SMS

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Dhekh kya rahe ho,
Machhar hai,

Mar do sojao,
Good Night.

Raat pe savera chha gaya

Raat pe savera chha gaya,
Suraj roshni ke sath aa gaya,
Ye mahol subah ka sabhi ko bha gaya,
Or apne ankh kholi to message humara a gaya.
Good Morning.

Do you know the meaning of morning ?

Do you know the meaning of morning ?
Morning means one more ining given by god,
To play and win so Good Morning,
And have a lovely winning day.

Har nayi subah ka naya nazara

Har nayi subah ka naya nazara,
Thandi hawa lekar aye paigam humara,
Jaago utho tyaar ho jayo,
Khushiyon se bhara rhe aj ka din tumhara.
Good Morning.

O mere dost,andhero ke ghost

O mere dost,andhero ke ghost,
Double ande ka tost,Bhuja hua lamp post,
Murgi ka rost i miss you most,
Wishing you good morning / good night,
By speed post.O balle Balle.

On the chill chill morning,
in your dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright sun..
wishing u….

sweet morning...!

Bhor hui chidiyaan chehahne lagi

Bhor hui chidiyaan chehahne lagi,
Suraj nikla kirne muskurane lagi,
Phool khile kaliyan sharmane lagi,
Subah ki oss ki bund ne chupke se kan me kaha,
Good Morning.

True friend is….

True friend is….
Who sees your first tear,
Catches the second,
And stops the third,
If the fourth one still comes,
Then slap you and says,
Abe Nautanki Band Kar.

1 ghar mein 2 love birds the.

1 ghar mein 2 love birds the.
Ek ka naam tha “I Love You”
Or dusre ka naam “U Love Me”
U love me ghar se bahar chala gaya to kaun bacha
Tell me haso mat jawab do.

Wada hai ki mar kar bhi dosti nabhayenge

Wada hai ki mar kar bhi dosti nabhayenge,
Bhoot bankar pass apke ayenge,
Agar tum so rahe hoge to tumhe jagayenge,
Darna nai hum pyar se Miss U Bolenge
Aur bhag jayenge.

Har khusi hasi mange apse

Har khusi hasi mange apse,
Har phool khusbu mange aap se,
Itni roshni ho aapki jindagi mein ki khud,
Electricity board wale connection mange apse

A man was smoking hukka with 2 meter long pipe

A man was smoking hukka with 2 meter long pipe,
His freind asked why he is using such a long pipe,
He replied Dr. has adviced to keep distance from tobacco…

Arz kiya hai “Na jarurat hai sitaron ki,

Arz kiya hai “Na jarurat hai sitaron ki,
Na faltu yaroon ki.Bus ek dost Chahiye,
Tumhare jaisa,jo waat laga de hazaron ki.

Fill in the blanks:

Fill in the blanks:
1 D_G
2 C_T
3 B_Y
4 E_R
5 J_N
6 F_N
7 G_N
8 H_T
9 R_T
10 R_N
Congrats….
LKG Pass ho gayi

Santa plane mein pilot se headphone chin raha tha…

Santa plane mein pilot se headphone chin raha tha…
Pilot: Ye kyaa kar rahe ho ?
Santa: Ticket ke pase hum de
Aur gane tu akela sunnega…

Sher arz hai

Sher arz hai,
Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam wah wah..

Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam wah wah..

Khuda ki kasam…. Shayari khatam.

Dil ne kaha doston ko sms karna hai

Dil ne kaha doston ko sms karna hai,
Phir khayal aya ki dil to pagal hai,
Phir socha agar dil to pagal hai to kya hua,
Mere doast kaun se normal hain.

Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajhkar

Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajhkar,
Wo kha gayi usko biryani samjhkar,
Khoon-e-jigar bhi nahi choda jalim ne,
Wo bhi pee gayi nimbupani samjhkar.

A haryana jaat passing through a jungle

A haryana jaat passing through a jungle,
A beautiful chudail stops him and says,
Hoo Hoo ha main chudail hun,
jaat- Re bawli phir dhekhe ke hai,
Chipat ja.

Aapko MISS karna roz ki baat hai

Aapko MISS karna roz ki baat hai,
YAAD karna aadat ki baat hai,
Door rehna kismat ki BAAT hai,

Lekin…..

AAPKO “JHELNA” MAA KASAM,
himmat ki baat hai….

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