Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga


.....By Premchand

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A doctor wants 2 keep his name

A doctor wants 2 keep his name
infront of his clinic as.
'Dr.R.K Psychotherapist'
Santa was the painter n he wrote
Dr.R.K'Psycho the rapist'

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Man:Doctor Mujhe normal potti nahi aati

Man:Doctor Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,
Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,
Doctor:PoTTI KHA...!

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Patient to Doctor: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai

Patient to Doctor: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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Man: "Doctor,I get heartburn every time i eat a birthday cake.

Sardar: "Doctor,I get heartburn every time i eat a birthday cake.

Doctor: "Next time,please take off the candles before you eat.."

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Dr. Ke Band Clinic Ke Age Lambi Line Thi

Dr. Ke Band Clinic Ke Age Lambi Line Thi
Ek Sardar Bar Bar Line Mein Ghusta
Loag Usko Pakar Kar Piche Phenk Dete
Sardar : Lage Raho Saalo Mein Bhi Clinic Nahi Kholunga

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Doctor: Bolo kya taklif hai?

Doctor: Bolo kya taklif hai?
Mareez: Sotey waqt saans ko leney main taklif hoti hai
Doctor: Aaj sey 10 din sotey waqt saas ko nai
Saali ko ley ker son

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Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...



MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .

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Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

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Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar, Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata.

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Husband: doosray doctor k paas

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

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Santa falls in love with a nurse...

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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Lady:Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai

Lady:Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai

Doctor:KISS kitni bar karti ho?

Lady:Saal main 1 baar

Doctor:Infection nahi ZANG lag gaya hai

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